Worst song to lose your virginity to?

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  • Boobzooka
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    • Aug 2006
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    #1

    Worst song to lose your virginity to?

    My wife and I are debating this. What would be the worst song/s to lose your virginity to?

    We immediately ruled out anything funny or ironic, since at least that gives you a good story later. So which songs would simply ruin your first time, creating a really crappy memory that makes your cringe whenever you hear it on the radio for the rest of your life?

    Our arguement right now is between "River Of Dreams" by Billy Joel, and "Life Is A Highway" by Tom Cochrane.

    Got worse? I also suggested "Everybody Hurts" by R.E.M, but the title disqualified it.


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  • xNetworx
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    • Jan 2004
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    #2
    Sunday Bloody Sunday by U2

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    • SilentKnight
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      • Oct 2005
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      #3
      Meatloaf - Paradise by the Dashboard Light

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      • Zebra
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        #4
        Mine was Def Leppard's "Rocket"
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        • Horny Joe
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          • Jul 2004
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          #5
          Elton John's Rocket man ?

          I lost mine to some KISS song, I remember. Not sure which one, but since I was 15...... could be "I was made for loving you". My debut was not a success, so might have been the song
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          • WinstonTriplexcash
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            • May 2007
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            #6
            karma chameleon by the culture club

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            • raven1083
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              • Jul 2007
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              #7
              can't remember its title but its a song from U2
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              • TraZz
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                • Dec 2005
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                #8
                Pop that pussy. The 2 Live Crew!

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                • WiredGuy
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                  • Aug 2002
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                  #9
                  That song that goes "I don't want no short dick man". Can't imagine anything much worse to lose the virginity to, lol.
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                  • grumpy
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                    #10
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                    • Manowar
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                      • Dec 2003
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                      #11
                      Village People - YMCA

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                      • voa
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                        #12
                        Eurythmics -Sweet Dream

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                        • prezzz
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                          #13
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                          • Raf1
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                            #14
                            Originally posted by Manowar
                            Village People - YMCA
                            yeah, but that would be funny
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                              #15


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                              • Zyzz
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                                #16
                                heaven is a place on earth - berlinda carlise

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                                • Manowar
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                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by freestyler
                                  heaven is a place on earth - berlinda carlise
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                                    • Boobzooka
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                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by freestyler
                                      heaven is a place on earth - berlinda carlise
                                      Oh that would suuuuuck. Best/worst suggestion so far.


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                                      • geedub
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                                        #20
                                        that bicycle song by queen
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                                        • DynamiteJohnson
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                                          #21
                                          fat bottom girls by queen
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                                            #22
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                                              #23
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                                              • Twig
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                                                #24
                                                Originally posted by prezzz
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                                                • Vicious_B
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                                                  #25
                                                  Originally posted by SilentKnight
                                                  Meatloaf - Paradise by the Dashboard Light
                                                  That was the first thing that popped into my mind also.
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                                                  • IllTestYourGirls
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                                                    #26
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                                                      • TheSenator
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                                                        • Feb 2003
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                                                        #28



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                                                        And just because I call you up
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                                                        And just because I call you up
                                                        Don't get me wrong, don't think you've got it made, ooh

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                                                        • Doug E
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                                                          #29

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                                                          • AsianDivaGirlsWebDude
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                                                            #30
                                                            Madonna - Like A Virgin

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                                                            • Joe BrainCash
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                                                              #31


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                                                              • Joe BrainCash
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                                                                #32
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                                                                • LadyMischief
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                                                                  #33
                                                                  The Gilligan's Island theme song.

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                                                                  • UFGators2007
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                                                                    #34
                                                                    You Better Work by Ru Paul
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                                                                    • kowalsky
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                                                                      #35
                                                                      Pulp - Do you remember the first time?
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                                                                      • intellichat
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                                                                        #36
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                                                                        • CIVMatt
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                                                                          #37
                                                                          You're all wrong it's this song


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                                                                          • nico-t
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                                                                            • Aug 2004
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                                                                            #38
                                                                            anything by u2, coldplay or the killers - because that means you don't have any taste so you're probably fucking a butt ugly chick

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                                                                            • lacuna
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                                                                              #39
                                                                              My vote: Meatloaf - Paradise by the Dashboard Light

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