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If I owned GFY i would...........???

08-31-2006, 03:56 AM

For one thing i would ban all nicks that post about hitting the girl in any pic that people post...

Why...If your genuinely in this biz and see this stuff all day long you wouldnt seem so desperate

what would you do if you owned GFY ????
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08-31-2006, 04:01 AM

So if I work with porn all day then thats means I can't get a hard on when someone posts a sexy girl

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08-31-2006, 04:02 AM

Originally posted by xcitecash

For one thing i would ban all nicks that post about hitting the girl in any pic that people post...

Why...If your genuinely in this biz and see this stuff all day long you wouldnt seem so desperate

what would you do if you owned GFY ????

BUT, you dont own it. Keep on dreaming.

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08-31-2006, 04:02 AM

Originally posted by Monstaman

So if I work with porn all day then thats means I can't get a hard on when someone posts a sexy girl

doesnt mean you can't.....just less likely if you really do,, do it all day....
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08-31-2006, 04:04 AM

Originally posted by grumpy

BUT, you dont own it. Keep on dreaming.

its a hypothetical question..

If i wanted to dream i owned something it wouldnt be GFY...maybe Microsoft or Russia ?
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08-31-2006, 04:05 AM

Do exactly what Lensman does.
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08-31-2006, 04:06 AM

I'd shut it down
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08-31-2006, 04:14 AM

Originally posted by michel

I'd shut it down

not a bad idea....

you actually wonder why people are here
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08-31-2006, 04:15 AM

Be rich enough to hire some idiots to deal with it for me, and not care..

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08-31-2006, 04:17 AM

Originally posted by xcitecash

doesnt mean you can't.....just less likely if you really do,, do it all day....

I work in the tranny niche so its nice coming here to see a few pics now and then ...

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08-31-2006, 04:20 AM

I would have seperate forums such as:

'business only threads'
'would you hit it?'
'spam me with..'
'only start spam threads here'

And then.. 'fucking around'.

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08-31-2006, 04:38 AM

i'd merge

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08-31-2006, 04:40 AM

If I owned GFY I would....

Be living in a house driving a new car talking about how I made millions from a forum. Then I'd roll around naked in millions. Then I'd take a shower and roll around naked in my millions again. Oh then I'd never do anything ever again for any reason seeing as I made millions from a forum.
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08-31-2006, 04:45 AM

If I owned GFY I would (and had access to all that revenue)...

Establish a free university in the Philippines to help kids of poor families help themselves through a quality education. I would also help them get employment after graduation. Above all else, I would make it the focus of the school to teach the values of Independence, initiative, foresight, financial literacy and persistence.

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08-31-2006, 06:48 AM

Originally posted by $5 submissions

If I owned GFY I would (and had access to all that revenue)...

Establish a free university in the Philippines to help kids of poor families help themselves through a quality education. I would also help them get employment after graduation. Above all else, I would make it the focus of the school to teach the values of Independence, initiative, foresight, financial literacy and persistence.

you could run for senate if you can make that happen and start a bill allowing adult industry in PH.
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08-31-2006, 07:16 AM

Have no spare time, have to know the old timers fast, ban a shitload of people and probably commit suicide somewhere through trying to keep ontop of everything.

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08-31-2006, 07:18 AM

Originally posted by xcitecash

For one thing i would ban all nicks that post about hitting the girl in any pic that people post...

Why...If your genuinely in this biz and see this stuff all day long you wouldnt seem so desperate

what would you do if you owned GFY ????

So you'd effectively slash your own advertising income to bits because you are tired of hearing "I'd hit it" ??

Good thing you don't run the board huh?

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09-01-2006, 05:13 AM

Originally posted by StuartD

So you'd effectively slash your own advertising income to bits because you are tired of hearing "I'd hit it" ??

Good thing you don't run the board huh?

Its probably a good thing i dont run a lot of things.......like our own site
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09-01-2006, 05:18 AM

Id most likly sell it to someone that could manage it alot better than I
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09-01-2006, 05:25 AM

I'd probably enable a little more vB features.

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09-01-2006, 05:32 AM

if i owned the site i would hire Lensman to manage it.. he proved he can turn a simple domain into a multimillion dollar Internet property.
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09-01-2006, 05:34 AM

it works fine as it is!
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09-01-2006, 05:40 AM

Originally posted by empty1987

it works fine as it is!

We have a winner !!!
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09-01-2006, 05:48 AM

try to us lensmen...

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09-01-2006, 06:05 AM

what are you talking about

gfy wouldnt be GFY if we didnt have the would you hit it threads!!!

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09-01-2006, 06:09 AM

Originally posted by Mr. Soul

Do exactly what Lensman does.

ban you again for your cunt antics?

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09-01-2006, 07:03 AM

If I owned GFY I would ban anyone who asked stupid questions.

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09-01-2006, 07:10 AM

Originally posted by mikeyddddd

If I owned GFY I would ban anyone who asked stupid questions.

yup ban them when they are making stupid topics

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09-01-2006, 07:11 AM

I'd fire Lensman....then have him apply again and interview him for a job again

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09-01-2006, 07:12 AM

like they care.. it's not so hard to make another account...

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09-01-2006, 07:19 AM

Start with a clean sweep banning of a few nicks, some drawn from a hat just to have some fun

Announce the winner of the Ms.GFY contest (sorry, had to get that in there)

Add a forum for Bitching & Whinning & Generally Acting Like A Prissy Schoolgirl

Move the GFY Christmas Party to Whistler (hey, I'm from TO but nothing beats a winter party in a ski town)

When someone gets banned, their most embarassing photochopped image becomes the GFY skin for the day
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09-01-2006, 06:05 PM

Originally posted by $5 submissions

If I owned GFY I would (and had access to all that revenue)...

Establish a free university in the Philippines to help kids of poor families help themselves through a quality education. I would also help them get employment after graduation. Above all else, I would make it the focus of the school to teach the values of Independence, initiative, foresight, financial literacy and persistence.

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09-01-2006, 06:07 PM

Originally posted by $5 submissions

If I owned GFY I would (and had access to all that revenue)...

Establish a free university in the Philippines to help kids of poor families help themselves through a quality education. I would also help them get employment after graduation. Above all else, I would make it the focus of the school to teach the values of Independence, initiative, foresight, financial literacy and persistence.

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09-01-2006, 06:10 PM

I would demand that TexasDreams gets a huuuuuuge raise along with all the other hardworking team members at GFY!

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09-01-2006, 06:10 PM

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09-01-2006, 06:27 PM

I'd be able to afford Batt's sexy pink cowboy hat.
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09-01-2006, 07:50 PM

it makes sick amounts of $$ as it is, I probably wouldn't fuck with it...

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09-01-2006, 07:52 PM

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09-01-2006, 07:55 PM

I would sell it.

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09-01-2006, 08:03 PM

Honestly, I would use GFY to more effectively educate and organize the industry on issues affecting us all, such as content piracy, government regulations, etc.

Creating an index of relevent posts/info on various subjects would be a great resource (instead of making people wade through tons of crap using the search function, which only works intermittently, to get to important and useful info).

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10-14-2006, 09:44 PM

i would bang my buddys GF
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10-14-2006, 09:53 PM

i would pay TexasDreams and the rest of the GFY Mods more because i love them so much

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10-14-2006, 09:59 PM

If everyone only knew......

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10-14-2006, 10:06 PM

If I owned this place I would:

- add a reputation system instead of this post count bullshit

- I'd make a "would you hit it" forum

- allow users to "pimp" their profiles like Myspace... mainly so they can spam the shit out of their programs and sites so they're not limited to a highly restricted sig. Also it would add a new market for sig whores... they could sell their profile skins like a sig.

- I might even add an instant messenger so we can drop ICQ and a shout box in the header so there are way less useless threads

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10-14-2006, 10:19 PM

force people to mastebate to pics of me or i'll ban them

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10-15-2006, 08:22 PM

Originally posted by TimBlaze

force people to mastebate to pics of me or i'll ban them

I love doing that so. Unfortunately, you won't get any chance..

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10-15-2006, 08:41 PM

If I owned GFY i would...........

... sell it to Playboy.

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10-15-2006, 08:43 PM

Originally posted by squishypimp

i would pay TexasDreams and the rest of the GFY Mods more because i love them so much

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10-15-2006, 08:58 PM

Originally posted by Mr. Soul

Do exactly what Lensman does.

Be on stealth mode?
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10-15-2006, 09:14 PM

Originally posted by michel

I'd shut it down
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