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  • WDjay
    Confirmed User
    • Feb 2006
    • 381

    #1

    Joke Of The Day!!!!!

    A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are having lunch and discussing their kids. The brunette says, ?I cant believe it?I went into my daughters purse and found a pack of cigarettes, I didn?t know my daughter smoked! The redhead jumps in and says, ?you think that?s bad?. I went into my daughters purse and found a small bottle of vodka, I didn?t know my daughter drank!! The blonde then turns to them and says, ?you think that?s bad, I went into my daughters purse and found a pack of condoms??I didn?t know my daughter had a PENIS!!!!!!

    Enjoy your day
  • carol.prime
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    • Jul 2006
    • 6960

    #2
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    • bastardsquad
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      • Feb 2006
      • 529

      #3
      thanks for the laugh...


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      • nAtuRaLbEautY
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        • May 2006
        • 6107

        #4
        oh my !
        she's too dumb
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        • rodney25
          Confirmed User
          • Jun 2005
          • 7090

          #5
          Not that good. Fuck, even Friday the 13th affects the board's jokes now.


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          • martinsc
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            • Jun 2005
            • 27043

            #6
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            • Adultnet
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              • Sep 2003
              • 8713

              #7
              ahh fun


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              • NinjaSteve
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                • Dec 2003
                • 11089

                #8
                that's funny haha
                ...

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                • Klen
                  • Aug 2006
                  • 32234

                  #9
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                  • Mr. Romance
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                    • Mar 2005
                    • 7821

                    #10
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                    • tranza
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                      • Jun 2003
                      • 57559

                      #11
                      Blonde jokes are nice...
                      I'm just a newbie.

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                      • reynold
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                        • Oct 2002
                        • 51271

                        #12
                        Thanks for the joke, jay!

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                        • Boobs
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                          • Aug 2006
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                          #13

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                          • J. Falcon
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                            • May 2006
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                            #14
                            Good one!!
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                            • Solid_Jake
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                              • Oct 2006
                              • 43

                              #15
                              haha thats funny
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                                • respect
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                                  • Nov 2005
                                  • 18399

                                  #17
                                  that was funny

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                                  • Scott McD
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                                    • Nov 2002
                                    • 67792

                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by WDjay
                                    A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are having lunch and discussing their kids. The brunette says, ?I cant believe it?I went into my daughters purse and found a pack of cigarettes, I didn?t know my daughter smoked! The redhead jumps in and says, ?you think that?s bad?. I went into my daughters purse and found a small bottle of vodka, I didn?t know my daughter drank!! The blonde then turns to them and says, ?you think that?s bad, I went into my daughters purse and found a pack of condoms??I didn?t know my daughter had a PENIS!!!!!!

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                                    • MsWild
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                                      • Apr 2006
                                      • 2803

                                      #19
                                      good one, thanks for the laugh
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                                      • squishypimp
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                                        • Aug 2006
                                        • 10781

                                        #20
                                        lol funny

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                                        • LiveDose
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                                          • Feb 2002
                                          • 25792

                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by WDjay
                                          A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are having lunch and discussing their kids. The brunette says, ?I cant believe it?I went into my daughters purse and found a pack of cigarettes, I didn?t know my daughter smoked! The redhead jumps in and says, ?you think that?s bad?. I went into my daughters purse and found a small bottle of vodka, I didn?t know my daughter drank!! The blonde then turns to them and says, ?you think that?s bad, I went into my daughters purse and found a pack of condoms??I didn?t know my daughter had a PENIS!!!!!!

                                          Enjoy your day


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                                          • gecko
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                                            • Jun 2002
                                            • 21846

                                            #22
                                            lol......
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                                            • GrouchyAdmin
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                                              • Apr 2006
                                              • 12085

                                              #23
                                              *groaaan* Cute-ish.

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                                              • Vitasoy
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                                                • Oct 2003
                                                • 58202

                                                #24
                                                That did crack me up.


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                                                • Elixir
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                                                  • May 2006
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                                                  #25
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                                                  • Ace_luffy
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                                                    • Feb 2005
                                                    • 12168

                                                    #26
                                                    hahahhahah

                                                    nice one


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