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  • crocop
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    • Oct 2006
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    #1

    why is it that black people can run really fast

    but if you are behind one in a store they walk so fucking slow!

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    • Dec 2004
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    #2
    because africans have a higher % of fast twitch muscle fibers....

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    • dougeetx
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      • Apr 2002
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      #3
      There's a difference between blacks and Africans!
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      • RedShoe
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        • Feb 2001
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        #4
        no.no.. I think the answer is, "you're a racist"

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        • AaronM
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          • Oct 2001
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          #5
          Originally posted by crocop
          but if you are behind one in a store they walk so fucking slow!

          They walk nonchallantly through the store as to not attract unwanted attention. Once they are near the door, they break loose and book like a motha fucka so the store clerk doesn't catch them stealing their 40's of 8 Ball.

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          • xNetworx
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            • Jan 2004
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            #6
            Probably for the same reason they dominate most pro sports

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            • AaronM
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              • Oct 2001
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              #7
              Originally posted by pimpporn
              Probably for the same reason they dominate most pro sports


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              • squishypimp
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                • Aug 2006
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                #8
                they have superior genes

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                • babymaker
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                  • Jan 2004
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                  #9
                  simple, when the other africans(sudanese for example) were rounding up the problem black(liberianfor example) on the continet, they took theives and bums etc to cleanse the continent of trouble, when the slaves were put on the ships, which were horrible living conditions a high % died, and only the very strongest phsically survied, the rest died, so when they breed with each other here, they only bred from a strong health gene pool. but they also bred the crime gene as well. then add in a bunch of enviromental elements such as being a slave and not speaking the language, and then being dumped out into society after slavery was abolished, and you have your blacks of today. for better or worse

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                  • betabomb
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                    • Nov 2005
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                    #10
                    cuz people are chasing

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                    • AaronM
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                      • Oct 2001
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                      #11

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                      • soulbleed
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                        • Oct 2005
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                        #12
                        cause the slow ones are in jail

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                        • RedShoe
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                          • Feb 2001
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                          #13
                          Originally posted by babymaker
                          simple, when the other africans(sudanese for example) were rounding up the problem black(liberianfor example) on the continet, they took theives and bums etc to cleanse the continent of trouble, when the slaves were put on the ships, which were horrible living conditions a high % died, and only the very strongest phsically survied, the rest died, so when they breed with each other here, they only bred from a strong health gene pool. but they also bred the crime gene as well. then add in a bunch of enviromental elements such as being a slave and not speaking the language, and then being dumped out into society after slavery was abolished, and you have your blacks of today. for better or worse
                          "Crime gene?" Is that the scientific term?

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                          • reynold
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                            • Oct 2002
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                            #14
                            Originally posted by crocop
                            but if you are behind one in a store they walk so fucking slow!
                            Maybe because you're just slow...

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                            • King Soil
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                              • Oct 2006
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                              #15
                              Originally posted by RedShoe
                              "Crime gene?" Is that the scientific term?
                              I saw that too... looks like theres a little bit of the moron gene in his pool.
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                              • godisdead
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                                • Jun 2006
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                                #16
                                Their longer penises stabilize their posture with their weight and allow them to run faster. Simple biophysics.
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                                • madawgz
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                                  • Mar 2006
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                                  #17
                                  im not black and i can run fucking fast
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                                  • Antonio
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                                    • Oct 2001
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                                    #18
                                    I've never sen black people in my life, they sound so interesting

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                                    • woodsix
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                                      • Jul 2003
                                      • 134

                                      #19
                                      i wanna know

                                      Yeah, what are these black people?

                                      Well, if they exist, there must be white people.

                                      Black and white are opposites. I wonder if this is true for the people, too?

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                                      • skinnay
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                                        • Apr 2004
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                                        #20
                                        because when they're in the store they're stealing something of course, then once they get past the door they run.
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                                        • Mikey_219Inc
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                                          • Jun 2003
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                                          #21
                                          according to archie bunker, its from when they were running from tigers in the jungle ... but from what ive read babymaker is correct slaveowners bred the stronger (and they had to be pretty damn strong to survive the 'middle passage') ones to make better slaves ... and thats exactly why the nfl looks like a naacp rally. if rednecks would stop pumping out weak ass babies their might be some honkies in sports.
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                                          • Worldnet
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                                            • Feb 2003
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                                            #22
                                            Alot of experience running from the police!

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                                            • crocop
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                                              • Oct 2006
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                                              #23
                                              amazing how many people only read the title


                                              not really

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                                              • Fire
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                                                • Feb 2002
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                                                #24
                                                They do it for three reasons..

                                                First.. they generally have nowhere to be at any particular time. No job to go to, no restaurant reservation to keep, and no appointments scheduled (they generally just show up when they want at the welfare office and the free health care clinic). They know that when they get to the bus stop they'll have to wait anyway so why rush?

                                                Second... they are a little smarter than they appear. After 400 hundred years of the white man stepping on the back of their necks, using and abusing them, they have finally found the ultimate revenge.... when in front of the white man, walk real fucking slow and make him late for his appointments.

                                                Third... it doesn't fit with their culture. The fat black woman can't walk fast. She is sexy and likes her figure. A brisk paced walk would burn more calories and cause her to lose some of that booty! For the black male, he has to personify a badass thug personality. Walking fast would indicate that he is either subservient or afraid of the man. He either needs to get to an appointment with whitey, or he needs to get away from whitey. Either way.. whitey isn't getting one over on him, so he walks super slow!

                                                Aside from walking slow.. you ever notice how slow they are when they actually get a job either at the grocery store or the fast food joint?? Most of them actually have the nerve to bitch about getting paid minimum wage, and they aren't even worth that much when you look at their productivity!

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                                                • JD
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                                                  • Sep 2003
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                                                  #25
                                                  their hip bones are shaped differently

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                                                  • Antonio
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                                                    • Oct 2001
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                                                    #26
                                                    Originally posted by Mikey_219Inc
                                                    according to archie bunker, its from when they were running from tigers in the jungle ... but from what ive read babymaker is correct slaveowners bred the stronger (and they had to be pretty damn strong to survive the 'middle passage') ones to make better slaves ... and thats exactly why the nfl looks like a naacp rally. if rednecks would stop pumping out weak ass babies their might be some honkies in sports.
                                                    there're no tigers native to Africa, some bright dude brought couple of them to South Africa to breed them, they hid 3 days in the bushes the moment they saw ostriches

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                                                    • Scott McD
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                                                      • Nov 2002
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                                                      #27
                                                      Originally posted by AaronM
                                                      They walk nonchallantly through the store as to not attract unwanted attention. Once they are near the door, they break loose and book like a motha fucka so the store clerk doesn't catch them stealing their 40's of 8 Ball.
                                                      Smart move...


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                                                      • notabook
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                                                        • Apr 2006
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                                                        #28
                                                        It’s so they can escape their natural enemy, a job. Well that and the police.

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                                                        • SuperDave05
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                                                          #29
                                                          Originally posted by Antonio
                                                          there're no tigers native to Africa, some bright dude brought couple of them to South Africa to breed them, they hid 3 days in the bushes the moment they saw ostriches
                                                          Someone got owned.

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                                                          • Spunky
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                                                            • Jun 2002
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                                                            #30
                                                            Them darkies were bred to be good at sports and to dance good

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                                                            • Drake
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                                                              #31
                                                              Originally posted by pimpporn
                                                              Probably for the same reason they dominate most pro sports
                                                              American preconception. Black Americans definitely are overrepresented in many American sports, but not all. If one looks at world sports, Whites are overrepresented in the world. Black Africans dominate almost none. Based on those observations, I'd say that priority, diet, training, and opportunity are why we see what people are represented in what sports.

                                                              Race is also largely social construct. Is Tiger Woods really black? I guess it goes back to the 1/8 blood rule from slave days. He's biologically just as "white" as he is "black". He's more "Asian" than both. But in our view, he's "Black" because our cultures tells us he is.
                                                              Last edited by Drake; 10-12-2006, 04:55 PM.

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                                                              • shekinah
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                                                                • May 2006
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                                                                #32
                                                                All people can run really fast if they want to, especially when someone's chasing them. that's the fact!

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                                                                • Scott McD
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                                                                  • Nov 2002
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                                                                  #33
                                                                  Originally posted by Spunky
                                                                  Them darkies were bred to be good at sports and to dance good
                                                                  And have large penis...


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