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  • Si
    Such Fun!
    • Feb 2008
    • 13900
    #51
    Don't forget to take the giblits out if fucking one purchased from the supermarket

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      • 420
        cuck
        • Mar 2003
        • 11571
        #52
        Originally posted by mobilefun1987
        Don't forget to take the giblits out if fucking one purchased from the supermarket
        There are two trains of thought on this subject.

        Some would say it gives a more realistic cervix like feeling if they're left inside.
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          • AsianDivaGirlsWebDude
            Purveyor, Fine Asian Porn
            • Jul 2004
            • 38323
            #53
            Originally posted by ThatGuyInTheCorner
            No... But I fucked the colonel...


            On a separate but related subject:



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              • 420
                cuck
                • Mar 2003
                • 11571
                #54
                Originally posted by AsianDivaGirlsWebDude


                ADG
                oh my

                Last time I tried to fuck a lobster, it busted a claw out of the rubber band and pinched the crap out of my hand.

                I couldn't even find a hole to fuck after that.
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                  • Si
                    Such Fun!
                    • Feb 2008
                    • 13900
                    #55
                    Originally posted by 420
                    There are two trains of thought on this subject.

                    Some would say it gives a more realistic cervix like feeling if they're left inside.
                    Good Point

                    Butter Basting the ring also makes for a more enjoyable experience

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                      • BFT3K
                        Too lazy to set a custom title
                        • Dec 2005
                        • 10764
                        #56
                        Where's Mikey?

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                          • raven1083
                            Confirmed User
                            • Jul 2007
                            • 7687
                            #57
                            no chance on earth.
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                              • AsianDivaGirlsWebDude
                                Purveyor, Fine Asian Porn
                                • Jul 2004
                                • 38323
                                #58
                                Originally posted by 420
                                oh my

                                Last time I tried to fuck a lobster, it busted a claw out of the rubber band and pinched the crap out of my hand.

                                I couldn't even find a hole to fuck after that.
                                That's precisely why you should only let chicks/GILFS with removable dentures give you blowjobs.

                                These will do in a pinch (sorry for the pinch reference given your past experience):



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                                  • 420
                                    cuck
                                    • Mar 2003
                                    • 11571
                                    #59
                                    Originally posted by AsianDivaGirlsWebDude
                                    That's precisely why you should only let chicks/GILFS with removable dentures give you blowjobs.

                                    These will do in a pinch (sorry for the pinch reference given your past experience):



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                                    Thanks for the link.

                                    I ordered some of these to use with my buddies.
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