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Old 05-30-2009, 08:45 PM  
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Originally Posted by 420 View Post
oh my

Last time I tried to fuck a lobster, it busted a claw out of the rubber band and pinched the crap out of my hand.

I couldn't even find a hole to fuck after that.
That's precisely why you should only let chicks/GILFS with removable dentures give you blowjobs.

These will do in a pinch (sorry for the pinch reference given your past experience):



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