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  • mlove
    the guy
    • Apr 2005
    • 764
    #1

    This one time from my life

    One time when i was 19 I went to this concert in Detroit with some people I had never met before, and on the way there we all got really high and I got really paranoid, and we had to stop at this party store that was in the ghetto, and there was bulletproof glass in front of the cashier and everything. Well, while waiting in line for paying for munchies this black guy walked up next to me, and I was really afraid and nervous and he said to me "hey man, do you have a quarter?" and I said "uh, I'm sorry I don't.". Then I paid for my stuff, and I got a quarter back from the cashier, but I didn't really notice it, but he did and then the black guy asked me for a quarter again, and I Just handed him a five dollar bill and he said "I just needed a quarter" and i just ran away to the car, then the black guy walked up to the car, and I was really freaking out, and i just yelled at the driver to drive really fast so he did it, and it was pretty scary.

    Then later in the night I drank a whole lot of alcohol, and threw up on the sidewalk. Then I passed out in the backseat, and eventually we got to my house at almost 3am, and the driver had to piss so he did it on our shed, and i was still drunk, and I walked up to my door and he yelled "dude are you okay" and that woke my mom up and she said "WHAT ARE YOU DRUNK?" and i was like "whaaaaa(asleep on impact)" and that was the moment when my mom realized i wasn't just a boy any longer, but a man, and a champion.

    and that's pretty much the story. print it up.
    If you won't feel as good, I won't feel as cheap.
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    • Kapitan Ivanov II
      Confirmed User
      • Jan 2005
      • 763
      #2
      I had to reread the bit about the gay sexual encounter. But, congratulations on a well-typed proclamation of homosexuality.
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        • mlove
          the guy
          • Apr 2005
          • 764
          #3
          Go back to the bottle, russian.
          If you won't feel as good, I won't feel as cheap.

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            • CaptainHowdy
              Too lazy to set a custom title
              • Dec 2004
              • 94136
              #4
              Originally posted by mlove
              Go back to the bottle, russian.
              !!

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                • NinjaSteve
                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                  • Dec 2003
                  • 11089
                  #5
                  ...

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                    • wdsguy
                      Ryde or Die
                      • Dec 2002
                      • 19568
                      #6
                      You sound like a real homo.

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                        • mlove
                          the guy
                          • Apr 2005
                          • 764
                          #7
                          Originally posted by wdsguy
                          You sound like a real homo.
                          You sound like a cliche California male. Who lists their occupation as "pimp"? Do you honestly believe that is still a witty line?
                          If you won't feel as good, I won't feel as cheap.

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                            • NinjaSteve
                              Too lazy to set a custom title
                              • Dec 2003
                              • 11089
                              #8
                              ...

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                                • Alain DeLarge
                                  Confirmed User
                                  • Jun 2006
                                  • 168
                                  #9
                                  It might NOT be homosexuality, but how is it the story of his becoming a man involved nothing but dudes?
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                                    • mlove
                                      the guy
                                      • Apr 2005
                                      • 764
                                      #10
                                      Originally posted by Alain DeLarge
                                      It might NOT be homosexuality, but how is it the story of his becoming a man involved nothing but dudes?
                                      At the concert I did hit on this girl who turned out to be dating the lead vocalist of one of the bands. They didn't really pay much attention to me because I was pretty much undecipherable.
                                      If you won't feel as good, I won't feel as cheap.

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                                        • luv$
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                                          • Dec 2004
                                          • 6158
                                          #11
                                          Originally posted by mlove
                                          At the concert I did hit on this girl who turned out to be dating the lead vocalist of one of the bands. They didn't really pay much attention to me because I was pretty much undecipherable.
                                          lol, I did the same thing backstage at a STAIND concert like 6-7 years ago, turned out to be Aaron Lewis's girlfriend.

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                                            • TimBlaze
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                                              • Oct 2006
                                              • 1625
                                              #12
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                                                • mlove
                                                  the guy
                                                  • Apr 2005
                                                  • 764
                                                  #13
                                                  Originally posted by luv$
                                                  lol, I did the same thing backstage at a STAIND concert like 6-7 years ago, turned out to be Aaron Lewis's girlfriend.

                                                  Whoops
                                                  Yeah, I hit on the girlfriend of the lead singer of "the juan valdez love machine".
                                                  If you won't feel as good, I won't feel as cheap.

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                                                    • tranza
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                                                      • Jun 2003
                                                      • 57559
                                                      #14
                                                      Congrats on coming out you big fag!

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                                                        • mlove
                                                          the guy
                                                          • Apr 2005
                                                          • 764
                                                          #15
                                                          I was angry, but then i saw this other thread on another forum about this being national coming out day.

                                                          So, I get it. Great.
                                                          If you won't feel as good, I won't feel as cheap.

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                                                            • rodney25
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                                                              • Jun 2005
                                                              • 7090
                                                              #16
                                                              The first paragraph is as breathtaking as Face Off's action scenes, pal..


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                                                                • Spunky
                                                                  I need a beer
                                                                  • Jun 2002
                                                                  • 133978
                                                                  #17
                                                                  Damn those darkies..

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                                                                    • marketsmart
                                                                      HOMICIDAL TROLL KILLER
                                                                      • Dec 2004
                                                                      • 20419
                                                                      #18
                                                                      why were you scared of the black guy?

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                                                                        • reynold
                                                                          Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                          • Oct 2002
                                                                          • 51271
                                                                          #19
                                                                          Lame. I never panicked when a black guy once asked for a penny from me. I gave it to him without even looking at his eyes..

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                                                                            • squishypimp
                                                                              PostMaster General
                                                                              • Aug 2006
                                                                              • 10781
                                                                              #20
                                                                              great story

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                                                                                  • 30509
                                                                                  #21
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                                                                                    • OG LennyT
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                                                                                      • Jun 2003
                                                                                      • 14345
                                                                                      #22
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                                                                                        • mlove
                                                                                          the guy
                                                                                          • Apr 2005
                                                                                          • 764
                                                                                          #23
                                                                                          Originally posted by marketsmart
                                                                                          why were you scared of the black guy?
                                                                                          We were in the ghetto, and I guess I was really worried about getting robbed.
                                                                                          If you won't feel as good, I won't feel as cheap.

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                                                                                            • MaddCaz
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                                                                                              • Mar 2006
                                                                                              • 9483
                                                                                              #24
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                                                                                                • MetaMan
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                                                                                                  • Jan 2003
                                                                                                  • 28682
                                                                                                  #25
                                                                                                  Originally posted by squishypimp
                                                                                                  great story
                                                                                                  you didnt even read it.

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                                                                                                    • mlove
                                                                                                      the guy
                                                                                                      • Apr 2005
                                                                                                      • 764
                                                                                                      #26
                                                                                                      Originally posted by MetaMan
                                                                                                      you didnt even read it.
                                                                                                      you should.
                                                                                                      If you won't feel as good, I won't feel as cheap.

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                                                                                                        • scotty2hotty1111
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                                                                                                          • Apr 2006
                                                                                                          • 1113
                                                                                                          #27
                                                                                                          Originally posted by MetaMan
                                                                                                          you didnt even read it.
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