In case of death by moose.....

**Evil Chris** · 10-10-2006, 05:53 AM

you know... moose attacks can be deadly!

**Phoenix** · 10-10-2006, 05:54 AM

just make sure you shoot first ask questions later

**StuartD** · 10-10-2006, 05:57 AM

It's ok Aaron, I have a small car... I'm sure we'll be able to slip right under the moose, between it's legs.

If not, then we'll just duck and be thankful for our lives... and my new convertible

**AaronM** · 10-10-2006, 05:58 AM

Originally posted by Phoenix

just make sure you shoot first ask questions later

Between the airline and Canadian Customs, they kinda made sure I wasn't packing.

I'm in your area.....Bring me something that can take down a moose!

**AaronM** · 10-10-2006, 05:59 AM

Originally posted by StuartD

It's ok Aaron, I have a small car... I'm sure we'll be able to slip right under the moose, between it's legs.

If not, then we'll just duck and be thankful for our lives... and my new convertible

I don't care if bestiality is legal in Canada or not...Unlike Juicy, I have zero desire to be between a moose's legs.

What's the age of consent for moose here, anyway?

**StuartD** · 10-10-2006, 06:11 AM

Originally posted by AaronM

What's the age of consent for moose here, anyway?

What do I care? So long as she's a brunette, got long legs and is kinda horny.. I'm in there!

**jact** · 10-10-2006, 06:21 AM

Hasn't Canada learned its lesson yet? We gotta stop letting this guy into the country!

**TexasDreams** · 10-10-2006, 06:24 AM

This thread is MOOSErrific!!!

**AaronM** · 10-10-2006, 06:31 AM

Originally posted by StuartD

What do I care? So long as she's a brunette, got long legs and is kinda horny.. I'm in there!

**AaronM** · 10-10-2006, 06:32 AM

Originally posted by jact

Hasn't Canada learned its lesson yet? We gotta stop letting this guy into the country!

No shit huh?

Funny thing is, I was prepared and even kinda looking forward to the strip search and they didn't even ask for my passport. The Customs Agent seemed aggravated that we disturbed by driving through.

**AaronM** · 10-10-2006, 06:35 AM

Originally posted by AaronM

Kinda remind me of the old days with TSB.

**jact** · 10-10-2006, 06:35 AM

Originally posted by AaronM

No shit huh?

Funny thing is, I was prepared and even kinda looking forward to the strip search and they didn't even ask for my passport. The Customs Agent seemed aggravated that we disturbed by driving through.

I guess you havent been to Canada in so long they've forgotten you. I miss the tales of how Customs has fucked with you on your many journeys.

We should do lunch.

**StuartD** · 10-10-2006, 06:35 AM

Originally posted by AaronM

No shit huh?

Funny thing is, I was prepared and even kinda looking forward to the strip search and they didn't even ask for my passport. The Customs Agent seemed aggravated that we disturbed by driving through.

You and I have the worst luck with customs agents.

This guy pretty much told us to get lost without even ever looking at us... much less checking our ID's or anything. Was quite rude, but I wasn't going to argue. It got us through in record time.

**AaronM** · 10-10-2006, 06:51 AM

So uh.....I'm thirsty so I decided to raid the GTS fridge in search of a frosty beverage....

As I opened the door, I was greeted by this.

Clearly, it's a sign....

Crush Mousse.

Jact.....Lunch would be great. Come rescue me.

**jact** · 10-10-2006, 06:54 AM

Originally posted by AaronM

So uh.....I'm thirsty so I decided to raid the GTS fridge in search of a frosty beverage....

As I opened the door, I was greeted by this.

Clearly, it's a sign....

Crush Mousse.

Jact.....Lunch would be great. Come rescue me.

What time's good?

**AaronM** · 10-10-2006, 07:00 AM

Originally posted by jact

What time's good?

Why aren't you here yet?

**carol.prime** · 10-10-2006, 07:04 AM

Originally posted by AaronM

Kinda remind me of the old days with TSB.

This. Is. DISTURBING!!!

**AaronM** · 10-10-2006, 07:06 AM

Originally posted by carol.prime

This. Is. DISTURBING!!!

That's what I thought at first. Then I realised that the elk was in fact dead so the chances of TSB knocking it up were pretty damn slim.

**AaronM** · 10-10-2006, 07:07 AM

Although the body was still warm.

**StuartD** · 10-10-2006, 07:15 AM

Originally posted by AaronM

Although the body was still warm.

TSB's or the deer?

**AaronM** · 10-10-2006, 07:17 AM

Originally posted by StuartD

TSB's or the deer?

What deer?

**Jakke PNG** · 10-10-2006, 07:19 AM

On an urelated note, I ate some mooseburgers today.

**LadyMischief** · 10-10-2006, 07:20 AM

Originally posted by AaronM

Why aren't you here yet?

He's already driving :P Don't break him TOO badly, I may need him again soon ok?

**AaronM** · 10-10-2006, 07:22 AM

Originally posted by LadyMischief

He's already driving :P Don't break him TOO badly, I may need him again soon ok?

I can't make any such promises.

**Deej** · 10-10-2006, 07:40 AM

I love the mooses, chasing them on snow mobiles is a blast, knobby knees get to clackin, hot gufts of snot hair blowing out of their snoots....

Lets see some Dirty Caribou.....

**AaronM** · 10-10-2006, 07:41 AM

DC4L baby!

**CaptainHowdy** · 10-10-2006, 08:01 AM

Originally posted by AaronM

Kinda remind me of the old days with TSB.

! MY EYES!

**LadyMischief** · 10-10-2006, 08:03 AM

Originally posted by AaronM

I can't make any such promises.

Good thing his life insurance is paid up then.

**AaronM** · 10-10-2006, 08:04 AM

Originally posted by LadyMischief

Good thing his life insurance is paid up then.

Want I should off him fer yas?

**baddog** · 10-10-2006, 08:11 AM

Canadians drink crushed moose?

**StuartD** · 10-10-2006, 08:14 AM

Originally posted by baddog

Canadians drink crushed moose?

What else would you do with crushed moose?

**AaronM** · 10-10-2006, 08:14 AM

Originally posted by baddog

Canadians drink crushed moose?

Apparently so.

When in Rome and all.

It's not too bloody bad.

**AaronM** · 10-10-2006, 08:15 AM

Originally posted by StuartD

What else would you do with crushed moose?

Fuck the holy shit out of it!

**Dagwolf** · 10-10-2006, 08:17 AM

Originally posted by AaronM

What deer?

It's a mule.. isn't it?

**pornguy** · 10-10-2006, 08:25 AM

Nothing like getting all up nose shots of your models.

**AaronM** · 10-10-2006, 08:26 AM

Originally posted by pornguy

Nothing like getting all up nose shots of your models.

Agreed. Your mother has been modeling for my mature site for alomst 3 years now.

**ae-sc** · 10-10-2006, 08:40 AM

Originally posted by AaronM

Kinda remind me of the old days with TSB.

yeah, thats some nasty necro beastiality

supposedly a high converting niche

Reminds me of the sheep

**jact** · 10-10-2006, 11:43 AM

This thread reminds me of a steak wrapped in bacon without the mother fucking bacon!!!!!!!!!

**ShaveBucks** · 10-10-2006, 11:45 AM

Originally posted by jact

This thread reminds me of a steak wrapped in bacon without the mother fucking bacon!!!!!!!!!

Cow wrapped in bacon.... mmmm...

vegan?

**jact** · 10-10-2006, 11:48 AM

Originally posted by ShaveBucks

Cow wrapped in bacon.... mmmm...

vegan?

I'm on the 10 step vegan program.

**StuartD** · 10-10-2006, 11:48 AM

Yeah, that waitress didn't deserve a tip... infact, deserved quite the opposite.

Oh well, at least the food was tasty, even if not quite right.

**jact** · 10-10-2006, 12:05 PM

Originally posted by StuartD

Yeah, that waitress didn't deserve a tip... infact, deserved quite the opposite.

Oh well, at least the food was tasty, even if not quite right.

If i get a free meal voucher thingie out of my complaint I'll take the Mrs out for dinner with it. YOUR Mrs

**SmokeyTheBear** · 10-10-2006, 12:22 PM

MOOSE VS CAR VIDEO

**StuartD** · 10-10-2006, 12:27 PM

Originally posted by SmokeyTheBear

MOOSE VS CAR VIDEO

Oh great, now I'll probably never be able to get Aaron into the car.

You couldn't wait to post this AFTER I get him up north?

**AaronM** · 10-10-2006, 01:04 PM

Originally posted by SmokeyTheBear

MOOSE VS CAR VIDEO

OK...Fuck that.

I'm getting on a plane and going to Ft. Lauderdale now.

**jact** · 10-10-2006, 01:05 PM

Originally posted by AaronM

OK...Fuck that.

I'm getting on a plane and going to Ft. Lauderdale now.

**AaronM** · 10-10-2006, 01:06 PM

The fucker landed in the passenger seat.

I'll be riding in the trunk.

**sickkittens** · 10-10-2006, 01:06 PM

Originally posted by AaronM

OK...Fuck that.

I'm getting on a plane and going to Ft. Lauderdale now.

They'll still find you...

**SmokeyTheBear** · 10-10-2006, 01:08 PM

not sure if that blood is from the moose or the passenger..

In case of death by moose.....

In case of death by moose.....

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