marty

A bird is minding his own business while looking for worms on a paddock.
All of a sudden a cow drops a load of shit on the bird.
The little bird can not free himself, when a cat come along, pulls him out, cleans all the shit off and eats him.

The moral of the story:
It's not always an enemy that shits on you, and it's not always a friend that get's you out of trouble!