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  • vglover
    Confirmed User
    • Dec 2002
    • 117
    #1

    Looking for penguin or polar bear jokes

    Do you know a good one?
    Please post here, my friend is leaving to a cold place and I want to give him some jokes before he leaves.

    Thanks
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    • marty
      Confirmed User
      • Feb 2002
      • 1656
      #2
      An ice-bear family is sitting on an iceberg.

      "Mum, who is my father?" asks the young ice-bear.
      "Don't be stupid. It's the ice-bear sitting right there!" mum replies.

      "Mum, who was my grandfather?"
      "It's your fathers dad. He was a great ice-bear!"

      "Mum, who was my great grandfather?"
      "Son, you come from a very long line of great ice-bears. Why are you asking?"

      "Because i'm bloody cold!"

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        • RedShoe
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          • Feb 2001
          • 14831
          #3
          Ask Labret. I'm sure if anyone has good jokes it's that guy.

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            • NetRodent
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              • Jan 2002
              • 3985
              #4
              A penguin had to take his car for engine repair. The mechanic told the penguin to leave his car with him for about two hours, to find out whats wrong. The penguin goes across the street to a grocery store, climbs into a freezer and ate vanilla ice cream. When the two hours was up the penguin went back to the garage to find out what happened to his car. When the penguin entered the garage, the mechanic looked at him and said, "Looks like you blew a seal."

              The penguin replied, "NO way, thats vanilla ice-cream!"
              "Every normal man must be tempted, at times, to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats."
              --H.L. Mencken

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                • vglover
                  Confirmed User
                  • Dec 2002
                  • 117
                  #5
                  Thanks
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