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An ice-bear family is sitting on an iceberg.
"Mum, who is my father?" asks the young ice-bear.
"Don't be stupid. It's the ice-bear sitting right there!" mum replies.
"Mum, who was my grandfather?"
"It's your fathers dad. He was a great ice-bear!"
"Mum, who was my great grandfather?"
"Son, you come from a very long line of great ice-bears. Why are you asking?"
"Because i'm bloody cold!"
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