Did you ever have sex with an automatic milking machine?

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  • Dagwolf
    President of Canada
    • Sep 2003
    • 23141
    #1

    Did you ever have sex with an automatic milking machine?

    I can't be the only one who's wondered about those things. Was it good? Did it hurt?

    Did it keep going until it got 2 gallons?
    Sleep well, and dream of large women.

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    • marketsmart
      HOMICIDAL TROLL KILLER
      • Dec 2004
      • 20419
      #2
      what the fuck?!

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        • Dagwolf
          President of Canada
          • Sep 2003
          • 23141
          #3
          I want to try it, but I'm a little nervous.

          Besides, I don't have one... and the farmer across the road might get a little testy if he catches me. Is it worth it?
          Sleep well, and dream of large women.

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            • Vitasoy
              GFY HALL OF FAME DAMMIT!!!
              • Oct 2003
              • 58202
              #4
              I don't even know what it looks like


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                • Libertine
                  sex dwarf
                  • May 2002
                  • 17860
                  #5
                  Nope. I ordered an automatic blowjob-machine a month ago, though, but the thing never arrived
                  /(bb|[^b]{2})/

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                    • squishypimp
                      PostMaster General
                      • Aug 2006
                      • 10781
                      #6
                      Originally posted by Vitasoy
                      I don't even know what it looks like
                      have no fear, squishypimp is here!

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                        • squishypimp
                          PostMaster General
                          • Aug 2006
                          • 10781
                          #7
                          Originally posted by Libertine
                          Nope. I ordered an automatic blowjob-machine a month ago, though, but the thing never arrived
                          so you got that spam email too?

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                            • L-Pink
                              working on my tan
                              • Mar 2005
                              • 39151
                              #8
                              Originally posted by squishypimp
                              have no fear, squishypimp is here!

                              You and three friends right?

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                                • Dagwolf
                                  President of Canada
                                  • Sep 2003
                                  • 23141
                                  #9
                                  The cups look a bit small.
                                  Sleep well, and dream of large women.

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                                    • E$_manager
                                      Too lazy to set a custom title
                                      • Apr 2006
                                      • 13557
                                      #10
                                      I don't think it is sexy My be painy - yes.
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                                        • stickyfingerz
                                          Doin fine
                                          • Oct 2005
                                          • 24984
                                          #11
                                          My dicks way bigger than an utter sorry. lol

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                                            • rodney25
                                              Confirmed User
                                              • Jun 2005
                                              • 7090
                                              #12
                                              Thanks. I'll stick with the natural and soft-sucking pussy.


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                                                • reynold
                                                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                  • Oct 2002
                                                  • 51271
                                                  #13
                                                  Sorry but that's certainly not my cup of tea...

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                                                    • PussyTeenies
                                                      Confirmed User
                                                      • Feb 2005
                                                      • 6496
                                                      #14
                                                      useless w/o pics/movies of you testing it out
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                                                        • squishypimp
                                                          PostMaster General
                                                          • Aug 2006
                                                          • 10781
                                                          #15
                                                          Originally posted by L-Pink
                                                          You and three friends right?
                                                          or 1 for the penis 2 for the nipples and 1 for the behind (boyalley style )

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                                                            • twinkley
                                                              Confirmed User
                                                              • Feb 2001
                                                              • 807
                                                              #16
                                                              sure, but the chafing was killer hahahahaha

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                                                                • BitAudioVideo
                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                  • Jul 2005
                                                                  • 1246
                                                                  #17
                                                                  ive actually read somewhere once about a person that tried this.. the suction is far greater than you would imagine and i hear it nearly ripped his pecker off. the crew that came in the next day found the guy passed out.. if i get some time ill look for the article
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                                                                    • BusterBunny
                                                                      perverted justice decoy
                                                                      • Aug 2005
                                                                      • 19291
                                                                      #18
                                                                      got head from a cow once, does that count?
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                                                                        • lambpie
                                                                          Confirmed User
                                                                          • Nov 2004
                                                                          • 671
                                                                          #19
                                                                          you guys are nuts! anyone for a pint of milk??

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                                                                            • ae-sc
                                                                              Confirmed User
                                                                              • Sep 2006
                                                                              • 507
                                                                              #20
                                                                              cant say i ever have

                                                                              but i think that is a good thing

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                                                                                • Dagwolf
                                                                                  President of Canada
                                                                                  • Sep 2003
                                                                                  • 23141
                                                                                  #21
                                                                                  Originally posted by BitAudioVideo
                                                                                  ive actually read somewhere once about a person that tried this.. the suction is far greater than you would imagine and i hear it nearly ripped his pecker off. the crew that came in the next day found the guy passed out.. if i get some time ill look for the article
                                                                                  Hey, that'd be cool. I know SOMEONE has tried it, somewhere!
                                                                                  Sleep well, and dream of large women.

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                                                                                      • Jan 2004
                                                                                      • 16502
                                                                                      #22
                                                                                      oh yeah.....

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