Do all guys jack~off in tanning booths?
Someone once told me that ALL guys do it.
Makes me feel sorry for the girls that clean the rooms.
Makes me feel sorry for the girls that clean the rooms.
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34YES, all I need is some tanning lotion and I'm on the job.0%12NO, it leaves a nasty tan line.0%17I'd never admit to it.0%5
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Not at all, I've actually wondered about this for a while.
How else do you propose I find out if it's true or not? Walk down the street with a clip board???
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LOL,, what real guy goes to tanning booth,,,hehe
oh sorry is this normal?Comment
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Ask that guy 3 cubes over from you.Comment
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Exactly!Originally posted by playa
LOL,, what real guy goes to tanning booth,,,hehe
oh sorry is this normal?
Tanning booths are nothing more than seedy hangouts of homosexuals.
Unlike public restrooms, tanning booths offer a cleaner environment for todays modern gay man.
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I live in the mountains of Lake Tahoe...and I would never fake and bake for a few reasons...
First off during the winter its so fucking cold no one would see the tan anyway...
Secondly the only tan I need to look cool is the racoon look, gained from snowboarding/skiing all day in goggles.
Thirdly summer lasts like 4 months max...it'd be a waste of time.
And Finally PASTEY SKIN is DEAD SEXY!
HAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAAUnlike public restrooms, tanning booths offer a cleaner environment for todays modern gay man.Insert Value Here.Comment
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Originally posted by Cheshire
Someone once told me that ALL guys do it.
Makes me feel sorry for the girls that clean the rooms.
i spew in the bottle of cleaner they leave for people to clean the booth. that way there is no mess.....
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I can't, he's out masterba..... I mean tanning.Originally posted by Lensman
Ask that guy 3 cubes over from you.
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REAL men don't use tanning booths!!
Hit me up below for all your advertising needs!
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tanning booth = homo
"not that there's anything wrong with that"
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I agree though, only homos use tanning booths, he he he.Comment
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Your kidding right?Comment
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As a tradition, on the very last day of tanning just before my contract expires and I know i wont be coming back, I do leave a load in the tanning bed for the little girl to clean.
I had a hunch they were not cleaning them, and some other person would lay in it after me..
Anyhow, after that Im sure they cleaned them more often..
Ive done it maybe 3 times.
I really dont get much out of it..
I get more out of shitting in public restrooms, and at freinds homes without flushing the toliet after im done.
Much much better of a reaction.
Industry Hall Of Fame Legend Mike Jones
Bow to the Power - Still BP4L
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Learn about it kids.Comment
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If they made tanning beds in my size, then I might be tempted to give it a try. This is one more reason that I am moving to a state where the sun is out more than 11.2 hours a month. Now I will be able to lay in my own backyard and punch the clown while soaking up the sun rays.
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I heard that only women masturbate in tanning booths, and when a gay man happens by, the staff ask him to cum into the tanning lotion bottle, so that they can give the next woman that comes in a fully stocked seletion of cremes
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never been there!Comment
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Well in that case I'm only hetero 4 out of 7 days a week.Originally posted by Slick
I agree though, only homos use tanning booths, he he he.
That's over 50% ~ Not bad
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Let's talk about shooting content during the other 3 days.Originally posted by Cheshire
Well in that case I'm only hetero 4 out of 7 days a week.
That's over 50% ~ Not bad
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Yeah I was going to say what gay boy here uses a tanning bed..lol.. The only way I would get into one is if Jennifer Love Hewit was in it
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I should have specified 'not hetero for 17 minutes three days a week'.Originally posted by AaronM
Let's talk about shooting content during the other 3 days.
Sure Aaron, but I know you've already got a hidden camera in that broken ceiling tile.
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Yeah but so far you have not brought any friends to the tanning bed to play with you. Get on it girl!Comment
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Since we are all in the porn biz I would assume we all know better that to jack off in any tanning bed anywhere!
There's cameras in all of em right!I've trusted my sites to them for over a decade...
Webair, bitches.Comment
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Maybe that's why those who do it, do it.
I always figured it was because a guy can't lay naked with nothing to do for 15 minutes without putting the little guy to work.
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My family owns a chain of tanning salons. There are alot of fucking weird men that tan, let me tell you. Ive personally had to throw out about twenty guys over the years.Comment
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Well Eric and I jack off to your picture exclusively,So i hope you feel complimented...
My balls hurt..You feel better??Comment
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Hmm... let me get out the timer...I always figured it was because a guy can't lay naked with nothing to do for 15 minutes without putting the little guy to work.I've trusted my sites to them for over a decade...
Webair, bitches.Comment
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Okay Snow, here's your mission.Originally posted by SNOW
Well Eric and I jack off to your picture exclusively,So i hope you feel complimented...
My balls hurt..You feel better??
1. Buy sticky alphabet letters, you can usually find them at any hardware or office suppy store.
2. Sign up for a two week membership at a tanning salon.
3. Tan every other day with 'CHESHIRE' across your belly.
4. Take a picture (no altering), and post it on GFY.
If you choose to accept this mission I will reciprocate with the equivilent.
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I think it's to hot to do that in there...NO LOGOComment
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Ok so my bed in Miami will be a kingsize and your coming right?? How about I wrtite something... I dont have time to go to a tanning booth.. Dare me to do something else... How about i pee your name on the floor or something naaaa thats grossComment
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Come up with something creative and I might be game for it.
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stop it you fucker.
Industry Hall Of Fame Legend Mike Jones
Bow to the Power - Still BP4L
http://gfyawards.com/hall-of-fame
Learn about it kids.Comment
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Ok i'll propose something "creative"Originally posted by Cheshire
Come up with something creative and I might be game for it.
heres what we'll need.
(1) A goat
(2) 2-bottles Whip Cream
(3) 3 Monkey's dressed in Nurses Uniforms
(4) A giant stage prop enchanted Mushroom
(5) 3 pre-recorded episodes of Jerry Springer involving midgets.
(6) A cooler full of Old English Malt Liquir
(7) 5 Party Hats
(8) 2 packs of panty liners
(9) 2 jet skii's with "Pimp" Painted on the side.
(10) 5 orders of Russian Cavier.
(11) 2 Flamingo's wearing top hats
(12) 2 tanning booth's
(13) Two packs of Newports
(14) 2 Walkie Talkies
If you contact me via-icq i will give you the rest of the details
You game?
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Okay genius, where are the girbils???
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