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  • Fred Quimby
    Confirmed User
    • Jul 2004
    • 5430

    #1

    Tom Cruise Butt Plug (pic)

    "My client is tired of being the butt of jokes about his sexuality," said Mr. Cruise' attorney Marvin Keister. "The Mission Insertable butt plug is offensive not only on its face but also in its subversion of an orifice that Scientologists believe is next to godliness.

  • pinkz
    Mr 1%
    • May 2005
    • 1397

    #2
    arse! who the fuck would want tom cruise up theirs
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    • martinsc
      Too lazy to set a custom title
      • Jun 2005
      • 27043

      #3
      Make Money

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      • Quagmire
        Confirmed User
        • Jul 2005
        • 6490

        #4
        Originally posted by pinkz
        arse! who the fuck would want tom cruise up theirs
        I can only assume that gay guys like to fuck crazy 'chicks' too.

        You know the girl you wouldn't let your friends meet, you wouldn't bring home (god forbid she knew where you lived) but you go to her house and fuck her crazy brains out because she's a dirty kinky whore?

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        • SkeetSkeet
          Confirmed User
          • Oct 2005
          • 5404

          #5
          wow what people will buy

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          • BoyAlley
            So Fucking Gay
            • Nov 2004
            • 19714

            #6
            Lawds Mercy!

            That's uhm.

            Hrm.

            Hot!

            I want one I want one I want one!

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            • Violetta
              Affiliate
              • Jul 2004
              • 28735

              #7
              mission insertable hahahahahaha
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              • BoyAlley
                So Fucking Gay
                • Nov 2004
                • 19714

                #8
                Originally posted by Rockatansky
                mission insertable hahahahahaha

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                • AmtrPhotographer407
                  Registered User
                  • Feb 2006
                  • 7

                  #9
                  Thats a trip... But disturbing

                  But for them to be mass producing, there must be a market... I think someone made a huge

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                  • cyberstar
                    Confirmed User
                    • Mar 2005
                    • 1263

                    #10
                    Originally posted by BoyAlley
                    Lawds Mercy!

                    That's uhm.

                    Hrm.

                    Hot!

                    I want one I want one I want one!
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                    • RayBonga
                      too cool for highschool
                      • Nov 2005
                      • 12164

                      #11
                      OMFG

                      Where is BoyAlley?

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                      • ImLost
                        Confirmed User
                        • May 2004
                        • 1900

                        #12
                        that is pretty funny

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                        • GrouchyAdmin
                          Now choke yourself!
                          • Apr 2006
                          • 12085

                          #13
                          Fred -

                          I still love your stop motion sig. That is awesome.

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                          • GlamourGirlContent
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                            • Feb 2006
                            • 559

                            #14
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                            • SomeCreep
                              :glugglug
                              • Mar 2003
                              • 26118

                              #15
                              Originally posted by Fred Quimby

                              He's in for a stinkin' good time.

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                              • Spunky
                                I need a beer
                                • Jun 2002
                                • 133978

                                #16
                                That is disturbing

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                                • gecko
                                  ******
                                  • Jun 2002
                                  • 21846

                                  #17
                                  haha nice
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                                  • Vitasoy
                                    GFY HALL OF FAME DAMMIT!!!
                                    • Oct 2003
                                    • 58202

                                    #18
                                    You gotta be kidding me.. lol


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                                    • marketsmart
                                      HOMICIDAL TROLL KILLER
                                      • Dec 2004
                                      • 20419

                                      #19
                                      hahahaha

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                                      • PussyTeenies
                                        Confirmed User
                                        • Feb 2005
                                        • 6496

                                        #20
                                        heheheh.. now make one of Mpegmaster and the sales will skyrocket :D
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                                        • grusthumbs
                                          Confirmed User
                                          • Nov 2004
                                          • 630

                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by Spunky
                                          That is disturbing
                                          Thats one way to put it
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                                          • fallenmuffin
                                            Confirmed User
                                            • Nov 2005
                                            • 8170

                                            #22
                                            This thread is highly disturbing

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                                            • TGPturnkeys
                                              Confirmed User
                                              • Oct 2006
                                              • 879

                                              #23
                                              hehe, funny

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                                              • Wiggles
                                                Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                • May 2004
                                                • 14423

                                                #24
                                                haha that will be a big seller in the gay community!
                                                no sig

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                                                • bobby666
                                                  boots are my religion
                                                  • Nov 2005
                                                  • 21765

                                                  #25
                                                  no scientology, not even in my ass!

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                                                  • AnnaSucks
                                                    Confirmed User
                                                    • Jun 2006
                                                    • 279

                                                    #26
                                                    L. Ron Hubbard taught Scientologists to respect their large?and their small?colons as the pathway to better physical and mental health; and although Mr. Cruise endorses regular high colonic cleansing and Vitamin K enemas, he is offended by the notion of butt plugs in general and of those with his face on them in particular.
                                                    That is funny....
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                                                    • u-Bob
                                                      there's no $$$ in porn
                                                      • Jul 2005
                                                      • 33063

                                                      #27
                                                      lol

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                                                      • Booger
                                                        At least I make a living at this
                                                        • Jan 2005
                                                        • 621

                                                        #28
                                                        quimby ..where you been? havent seen you at the poker tourneys latley?

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                                                        • Spankys Teens
                                                          Confirmed User
                                                          • May 2005
                                                          • 1414

                                                          #29
                                                          hehehehe, that's funny

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                                                          • gooddomains
                                                            Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                            • Jul 2003
                                                            • 10127

                                                            #30
                                                            I'd hit it

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                                                            • Dragar
                                                              Confirmed User
                                                              • Sep 2006
                                                              • 1079

                                                              #31
                                                              I put one up my ass and farted it out

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                                                              • lambpie
                                                                Confirmed User
                                                                • Nov 2004
                                                                • 671

                                                                #32
                                                                quality, if i wasnt worried about being sued i'd sell em!

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                                                                • free4porn
                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                  • Jun 2005
                                                                  • 4654

                                                                  #33
                                                                  lol funny stuff
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                                                                  • E$_manager
                                                                    Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                    • Apr 2006
                                                                    • 13557

                                                                    #34
                                                                    Originally posted by Rockatansky
                                                                    mission insertable hahahahahaha
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                                                                    • squishypimp
                                                                      PostMaster General
                                                                      • Aug 2006
                                                                      • 10781

                                                                      #35
                                                                      what is a butt plug used for again?

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