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  • 12clicks
    Too lazy to set a custom title
    • Jan 2001
    • 19813
    #1

    I'm hiring a receptionist.

    If you're in NJ, look fantstic, and want to work in great surroundings in class A office space, good salary and benefits, drop me an email.
    I'm not a dinosaur, I'm a crocodile. I've seen dinosaurs come and go and I'm left unimpressed.
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    • dantheman
      OG
      • May 2002
      • 3308
      #2
      do i have to make you coffee?
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        • Nina
          Confirmed User
          • Mar 2002
          • 2687
          #3
          He forgot to say "Males Only"

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            • chodadog
              Confirmed User
              • Apr 2002
              • 9736
              #4
              Originally posted by Nina
              He forgot to say "Males Only"
              You have to be more specific. "Twinks only."
              26 + 6 = 1

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                • Serge_Oprano
                  So Fucking Banned
                  • Feb 2002
                  • 9820
                  #5
                  would I have to sit on your lap and take dictations?

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                    • 12clicks
                      Too lazy to set a custom title
                      • Jan 2001
                      • 19813
                      #6
                      Originally posted by dantheman
                      do i have to make you coffee?
                      no, wawa does it for me.
                      I'm not a dinosaur, I'm a crocodile. I've seen dinosaurs come and go and I'm left unimpressed.

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                        • 12clicks
                          Too lazy to set a custom title
                          • Jan 2001
                          • 19813
                          #7
                          Originally posted by Nina
                          He forgot to say "Males Only"
                          settle down woman.
                          I'm not a dinosaur, I'm a crocodile. I've seen dinosaurs come and go and I'm left unimpressed.

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                            • 12clicks
                              Too lazy to set a custom title
                              • Jan 2001
                              • 19813
                              #8
                              Originally posted by chodadog


                              You have to be more specific. "Twinks only."
                              that would leave you out.
                              I'm not a dinosaur, I'm a crocodile. I've seen dinosaurs come and go and I'm left unimpressed.

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                                • 12clicks
                                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                                  • Jan 2001
                                  • 19813
                                  #9
                                  Originally posted by Serge_Oprano
                                  would I have to sit on your lap and take dictations?
                                  if selected, yes.
                                  I'm not a dinosaur, I'm a crocodile. I've seen dinosaurs come and go and I'm left unimpressed.

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                                    • Serge_Oprano
                                      So Fucking Banned
                                      • Feb 2002
                                      • 9820
                                      #10
                                      Originally posted by 12clicks

                                      if selected, yes.
                                      your lube or mine?
                                      ;-))

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                                        • Nina
                                          Confirmed User
                                          • Mar 2002
                                          • 2687
                                          #11
                                          Originally posted by 12clicks


                                          settle down woman.
                                          hey now, I was only looking out for you.
                                          I want to make sure you get the right man for the job.

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                                            • theking
                                              Nice Kitty
                                              • Sep 2002
                                              • 21053
                                              #12
                                              Sorry...I don't like Jersey very much.
                                              When you're running down my country hoss...you're walking on the fighting side of me!

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                                                • 12clicks
                                                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                  • Jan 2001
                                                  • 19813
                                                  #13
                                                  Originally posted by Nina


                                                  hey now, I was only looking out for you.
                                                  I want to make sure you get the right man for the job.
                                                  the man needs to have boobs, nice legs, nice ass, and be able to use the phone.
                                                  I'm not a dinosaur, I'm a crocodile. I've seen dinosaurs come and go and I'm left unimpressed.

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                                                    • TDF
                                                      Triple OG nigga on GFY
                                                      • Mar 2002
                                                      • 27296
                                                      #14
                                                      heaven help shim
                                                      Sig heil

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                                                        • Nina
                                                          Confirmed User
                                                          • Mar 2002
                                                          • 2687
                                                          #15
                                                          Originally posted by 12clicks


                                                          the man needs to have boobs, nice legs, nice ass, and be able to use the phone.
                                                          so now we're getting down to it... you're looking for a tranny.
                                                          all you had to do was specify.

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                                                            • Ambergirl
                                                              Confirmed User
                                                              • Oct 2001
                                                              • 1269
                                                              #16
                                                              Originally posted by 12clicks


                                                              the man needs to have boobs, nice legs, nice ass, and be able to use the phone.
                                                              12clicks, I'll consider it but only if I can borrow your tutu on occasion.
                                                              Adult Business Consultant since 1995

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                                                                • 12clicks
                                                                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                  • Jan 2001
                                                                  • 19813
                                                                  #17
                                                                  Originally posted by toodamnfli
                                                                  shim
                                                                  now THAT is fucking funny.
                                                                  I'm not a dinosaur, I'm a crocodile. I've seen dinosaurs come and go and I'm left unimpressed.

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                                                                    • 12clicks
                                                                      Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                      • Jan 2001
                                                                      • 19813
                                                                      #18
                                                                      Originally posted by Ambergirl


                                                                      12clicks, I'll consider it but only if I can borrow your tutu on occasion.
                                                                      don't tease me like that.
                                                                      I'm not a dinosaur, I'm a crocodile. I've seen dinosaurs come and go and I'm left unimpressed.

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                                                                        • Undutchable
                                                                          Registered User
                                                                          • Jun 2002
                                                                          • 2217
                                                                          #19
                                                                          What about a muslim tranny? haha

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                                                                            • fnet
                                                                              Confirmed User
                                                                              • Jul 2002
                                                                              • 1721
                                                                              #20
                                                                              if you post an ad on craigslist boston you'll find a smart tart.
                                                                              the sound of one hand googlewhacking

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                                                                                • chodadog
                                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                                  • Apr 2002
                                                                                  • 9736
                                                                                  #21
                                                                                  Originally posted by 12clicks

                                                                                  that would leave you out.
                                                                                  Are you saying being a hairy, 6'3 fat bastard excludes me from the twink category?! I'm hurt!
                                                                                  26 + 6 = 1

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                                                                                    • 12clicks
                                                                                      Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                                      • Jan 2001
                                                                                      • 19813
                                                                                      #22
                                                                                      come on girls, don't be shy. I'm only a prick on the boards.
                                                                                      I'm not a dinosaur, I'm a crocodile. I've seen dinosaurs come and go and I'm left unimpressed.

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                                                                                        • Ambergirl
                                                                                          Confirmed User
                                                                                          • Oct 2001
                                                                                          • 1269
                                                                                          #23
                                                                                          12clicks - let the ladies know what the job entails.

                                                                                          Wish I could help ya out...but as you can see, I'm busy with my present job...




                                                                                          HUGS!
                                                                                          Adult Business Consultant since 1995

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                                                                                            • Mr. Jim
                                                                                              Confirmed User
                                                                                              • Mar 2003
                                                                                              • 4372
                                                                                              #24
                                                                                              I think there is an Evil Dictator out of work.....could probably get the job done.



                                                                                              ......

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                                                                                                • 12clicks
                                                                                                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                                                  • Jan 2001
                                                                                                  • 19813
                                                                                                  #25
                                                                                                  Originally posted by jimholio
                                                                                                  I think there is an Evil Dictator out of work.....could probably get the job done.



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                                                                                                  Jim, I still have my job. what are you talking about?
                                                                                                  I'm not a dinosaur, I'm a crocodile. I've seen dinosaurs come and go and I'm left unimpressed.

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                                                                                                    • TheFLY
                                                                                                      So Fucking Banned
                                                                                                      • Jan 2001
                                                                                                      • 11856
                                                                                                      #26
                                                                                                      I need a receptor for my scepter too...

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                                                                                                        • TheFLY
                                                                                                          So Fucking Banned
                                                                                                          • Jan 2001
                                                                                                          • 11856
                                                                                                          #27
                                                                                                          isn't this thread old?

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                                                                                                            • Anthony_A
                                                                                                              Confirmed User
                                                                                                              • Feb 2003
                                                                                                              • 1219
                                                                                                              #28
                                                                                                              Originally posted by 12clicks


                                                                                                              the man needs to have boobs, nice legs, nice ass, and be able to use the phone.
                                                                                                              Sounds like just the job for me!

                                                                                                              Sorry, did you say Asian Twinks?
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                                                                                                                • Luc Duboi
                                                                                                                  So Fucking Banned
                                                                                                                  • Mar 2003
                                                                                                                  • 1881
                                                                                                                  #29
                                                                                                                  Originally posted by Anthony_A


                                                                                                                  Sounds like just the job for me!

                                                                                                                  Sorry, did you say Asian Twinks?

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                                                                                                                    • Lensman
                                                                                                                      GFY Chaperone
                                                                                                                      • Jan 2001
                                                                                                                      • 9846
                                                                                                                      #30
                                                                                                                      I just sent her over.

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                                                                                                                        • 12clicks
                                                                                                                          Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                                                                          • Jan 2001
                                                                                                                          • 19813
                                                                                                                          #31
                                                                                                                          Originally posted by Lensman
                                                                                                                          I just sent her over.
                                                                                                                          she looks,...........er. competent.
                                                                                                                          I'm not a dinosaur, I'm a crocodile. I've seen dinosaurs come and go and I'm left unimpressed.

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                                                                                                                            • -=HOAX=-
                                                                                                                              Confirmed User
                                                                                                                              • Dec 2001
                                                                                                                              • 4365
                                                                                                                              #32
                                                                                                                              Originally posted by Lensman
                                                                                                                              I just sent her over.

                                                                                                                              Lens, when did you fire the receptionist? I liked her...notice the poop stained middle finger...
                                                                                                                              Insert Value Here.

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                                                                                                                                • Ludedude
                                                                                                                                  Suck it!
                                                                                                                                  • Jun 2001
                                                                                                                                  • 4432
                                                                                                                                  #33
                                                                                                                                  Originally posted by 12clicks


                                                                                                                                  the man needs to have boobs, nice legs, nice ass, and be able to use the phone.

                                                                                                                                  like this?

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                                                                                                                                    • 12clicks
                                                                                                                                      Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                                                                                      • Jan 2001
                                                                                                                                      • 19813
                                                                                                                                      #34
                                                                                                                                      no man hands.
                                                                                                                                      I'm not a dinosaur, I'm a crocodile. I've seen dinosaurs come and go and I'm left unimpressed.

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                                                                                                                                        • Ludedude
                                                                                                                                          Suck it!
                                                                                                                                          • Jun 2001
                                                                                                                                          • 4432
                                                                                                                                          #35
                                                                                                                                          Originally posted by 12clicks
                                                                                                                                          no man hands.
                                                                                                                                          Shit, you really are a picky bastard LOL

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