Why doesn't someone find Allah?

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  • Sly
    Let's do some business!
    • Sep 2004
    • 31380
    #1

    Why doesn't someone find Allah?

    Maybe then the Muslims would chill the fuck out.

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    • nastynun
      Mandy
      • Nov 2003
      • 424
      #2
      Allah is in my panties.. Praise Allah...
      Just a 41 year old original cam model from way back, fetish princess, pantyhose and Gothic craft maker. Graphics designer when need be. Just an all around "Web Mistress".

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        • jact
          Confirmed User
          • Sep 2002
          • 9134
          #3
          I heard that Allah chills with Buddah at this really cool french cafe in Paris.
          Free agent

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            • s9ann0
              Confirmed User
              • Sep 2001
              • 4873
              #4
              infidel talk

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                • TeaseumGirls
                  Confirmed User
                  • Sep 2006
                  • 248
                  #5
                  I tried but he's hiding somewhere in the mtns between afganistan and pakistan...

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                    • Libertine
                      sex dwarf
                      • May 2002
                      • 17860
                      #6
                      I found him. He's selling doner kebab and lahmacun in a small diner near my house. Nice guy, too. Makes a bad-ass garlic sauce.
                      /(bb|[^b]{2})/

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                        • squishypimp
                          PostMaster General
                          • Aug 2006
                          • 10781
                          #7
                          Originally posted by jact
                          I heard that Allah chills with Buddah at this really cool french cafe in Paris.
                          damn those frenchies!!!

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                            • Jarmusch
                               
                              • May 2003
                              • 12479
                              #8
                              I found Allah last night during a drunken stupor. Yesterday morning was the last time I shaved my face

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                                • dissipate
                                  The Dirty Frenchman
                                  • Nov 2005
                                  • 8904
                                  #9
                                  Originally posted by squishypimp
                                  damn those frenchies!!!
                                  hey now

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                                    • Lazonby
                                      Confirmed User
                                      • Feb 2006
                                      • 2262
                                      #10
                                      Originally posted by Sly
                                      Maybe then the Muslims would chill the fuck out.

                                      Who's next on the list?
                                      Because we have already found him (it). 'Allah' was the pre-Islamic moon god. So, every time you look up in the sky at night, there he is looking down on you like the filthy infidel you are.

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                                        • RawAlex
                                          So Fucking Banned
                                          • Oct 2003
                                          • 9465
                                          #11
                                          Allah isn't missing, so nobody has to find him.

                                          Jesus and Waldo... two of a kind.

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