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  • Sebastian Sands
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    • Mar 2005
    • 5223
    #1

    Fuck dane cook!!!!!!

    I always like his stand ups, been to a few live performances.

    Now this clown goes on TV telling people they should look at free porn on tube sites (youporn)..
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    • After Shock Media
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      • Mar 2001
      • 35299
      #2
      Perhaps like most other civilians, he has no understandings of what tubes really are and how they hurt.

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        • cess
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          • Sep 2006
          • 2921
          #3
          Of course he would, even if he knows those videos don't belong on most of those sites. I don't listen to eminem but the intro to his new album is about right. He's all mad that people are downloading music and then goes on to say well I guess I would've done the same.

          People love free shit and will take the free option most of the time if they can get it.

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            • Sebastian Sands
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              • Mar 2005
              • 5223
              #4
              Originally posted by After Shock Media
              Perhaps like most other civilians, he has no understandings of what tubes really are and how they hurt.
              You would think an entertainer and someone who produces a product himself does understand it somewhat.

              His main audience are college goers too..

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                • Sebastian Sands
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                  • Mar 2005
                  • 5223
                  #5
                  Originally posted by cess
                  Of course he would, even if he knows those videos don't belong on most of those sites. I don't listen to eminem but the intro to his new album is about right. He's all mad that people are downloading music
                  It's weird, but I was not in porn when Lars Ulrich attacked Napster many years ago. And I have to say at that time I didn't see the big deal either. Now I do of course and a lot of people were mad at lars and yelling how he ruined everything blabla.. But Lars saw all this shit we go through now coming a long time ago.

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                    • After Shock Media
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                      • Mar 2001
                      • 35299
                      #6
                      Originally posted by Sebastian Sands
                      You would think an entertainer and someone who produces a product himself does understand it somewhat.

                      His main audience are college goers too..
                      I have long, long, ago stopped trying to guess what I think should be common sense in other people. Peoples ignorance and sheer stupidity has never ceased to marvel me.

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                        • Agent 488
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                          • Feb 2006
                          • 22511
                          #7
                          damn. no one would have ever found out about the existence of a sub 50 alexa porn site if dane never mentioned it in some interview.

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                            • After Shock Media
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                              • Mar 2001
                              • 35299
                              #8
                              Originally posted by budsbabes
                              damn. no one would have ever found out about the existence of a sub 50 alexa porn site if dane never mentioned it in some interview.
                              It is not in an interview, it is in his routine.

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                                • Sebastian Sands
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                                  • Mar 2005
                                  • 5223
                                  #9
                                  Originally posted by budsbabes
                                  damn. no one would have ever found out about the existence of a sub 50 alexa porn site if dane never mentioned it in some interview.
                                  Ok, you are a clown for even saying that. You think a popular comedian with a target audience of college goers mentioning in his routine that people should DL porn on tubes has no influence? Or you could be the kind of person that thinks it doesn't matter anymore.

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                                    • Agent 488
                                      Registered User
                                      • Feb 2006
                                      • 22511
                                      #10
                                      Originally posted by Sebastian Sands
                                      Ok, you are a clown for even saying that. You think a popular comedian with a target audience of college goers mentioning in his routine that people should DL porn on tubes has no influence? Or you could be the kind of person that thinks it doesn't matter anymore.
                                      i'm saying everyone knows about them. they dwarf the popularity of any porn site previous.

                                      whether dane cook mentions or not makes no difference. everyone knows.

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                                        • Sly
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                                          • Sep 2004
                                          • 31376
                                          #11
                                          Originally posted by Sebastian Sands
                                          You would think an entertainer and someone who produces a product himself does understand it somewhat.

                                          His main audience are college goers too..
                                          What do you think his core audience would do if he started trashing tubes and telling all of these broke students "you should pay for this stuff!" They would boo.

                                          He may be totally against it... he is catering to his audience.
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                                            • After Shock Media
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                                              • Mar 2001
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                                              #12
                                              Originally posted by budsbabes
                                              i'm saying everyone knows about them. they dwarf the popularity of any porn site previous.

                                              whether dane cook mentions or not makes no difference. everyone knows.
                                              That would just be a wrong assumption. Yes they are super large and bigger than other porn sites, that does not mean everyone knows though. Then beyond that, this only further cements them into more popularity and people thinking they are perfectly OK - after all someone they like recommended/endorsed it.

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                                                • Sly
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                                                  • Sep 2004
                                                  • 31376
                                                  #13
                                                  Originally posted by Sebastian Sands
                                                  It's weird, but I was not in porn when Lars Ulrich attacked Napster many years ago. And I have to say at that time I didn't see the big deal either. Now I do of course and a lot of people were mad at lars and yelling how he ruined everything blabla.. But Lars saw all this shit we go through now coming a long time ago.
                                                  Lars' mistake was he lashed too much and started alienating people, when the reality is, "stealing" and "free copies" is one of the tools that built Metallica.
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                                                    • Sly
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                                                      • Sep 2004
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                                                      #14
                                                      Dane is kind of a tool all around though, by the way. Haha.
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                                                        • Sebastian Sands
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                                                          • Mar 2005
                                                          • 5223
                                                          #15
                                                          Originally posted by Sly
                                                          What do you think his core audience would do if he started trashing tubes and telling all of these broke students "you should pay for this stuff!" They would boo.

                                                          He may be totally against it... he is catering to his audience.
                                                          Oh, no doubt. You have a point as far as between trashing tubes or talking good about them. I guess I am just dissapointed that someone in an industry that depends on the exact same mediums of content delivery as ours would even bring it up...

                                                          Bands, comics etc can do tours around the world and still be in good shape.

                                                          Maybe we should all go on tour as well...lol

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                                                            • Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life
                                                              (felis madjewicus)
                                                              • Jul 2006
                                                              • 20368
                                                              #16
                                                              it's not like he's opning a whole new audience's eyes to something they never seen before. it's a fucking college crowd. he craks porntube jokes becuase they all get it. as in, they already fucking know. for fuck sakes, i know this guy who's gotta be 55-60 now . a greyhaired, old married man. he cracked a redtube joke to me the other day. EVERYONE KNOWS ABOUT THIS SHIT.

                                                              i applaud you. it's the noble thing for a captain to do.... going down with his sinking ship that is....

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                                                                • PornMD
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                                                                  • Jan 2007
                                                                  • 9291
                                                                  #17
                                                                  Originally posted by Angry Jew Cat
                                                                  it's not like he's opning a whole new audience's eyes to something they never seen before. it's a fucking college crowd. he craks porntube jokes becuase they all get it. as in, they already fucking know. for fuck sakes, i know this guy who's gotta be 55-60 now . a greyhaired, old married man. he cracked a redtube joke to me the other day. EVERYONE KNOWS ABOUT THIS SHIT.

                                                                  i applaud you. it's the noble thing for a captain to do.... going down with his sinking ship that is....
                                                                  Plus I don't think he really gives a shit if he pisses off anyone in the adult webmaster crowd, and anyone in his audience that doesn't know about the tube may go to it, find that it's free full videos of porn, then instantly become a Dane Cook fan for him letting them know about it.

                                                                  Pay for porn sites are never going to win unless they can make people excited enough about their stuff to pay for it and manage to keep it off all the tubes. You can't answer "Why pay for porn?" with "because you're a good person and good people don't pirate copyrighted content"...I don't think people care about the morality factor when they're looking for "smut" as it is.
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                                                                    • IPK
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                                                                      • Sep 2003
                                                                      • 4209
                                                                      #18
                                                                      I couldn't believe that he named the site.

                                                                      youporn is probably happy about the increase in exposure/traffic (as if they need it)
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                                                                        • Barefootsies
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                                                                          • Feb 2005
                                                                          • 42635
                                                                          #19
                                                                          Originally posted by After Shock Media
                                                                          Perhaps like most other civilians, he has no understandings of what tubes really are and how they hurt.
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                                                                            • GatorB
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                                                                              • Oct 2001
                                                                              • 18208
                                                                              #20
                                                                              Originally posted by After Shock Media
                                                                              Perhaps like most other civilians, he has no understandings of what tubes really are and how they hurt.
                                                                              I wonder how'd he feel if someone broadcasts how to get all his albums and videos online for free without paying for them?

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                                                                                • TheAmericanCannibal
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                                                                                  • Dec 2006
                                                                                  • 3087
                                                                                  #21
                                                                                  Originally posted by Sebastian Sands
                                                                                  It's weird, but I was not in porn when Lars Ulrich attacked Napster many years ago. And I have to say at that time I didn't see the big deal either. Now I do of course and a lot of people were mad at lars and yelling how he ruined everything blabla.. But Lars saw all this shit we go through now coming a long time ago.

                                                                                  Funny enough I told a reporter the SAME EXACT THING two days ago!
                                                                                  I said Lars foreshadowed this.

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                                                                                    • bronco67
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                                                                                      • Dec 2006
                                                                                      • 29032
                                                                                      #22
                                                                                      I love the argument that most people who steal an artists content usually make...

                                                                                      "I wouldn't have bought it anyway, because I'm not a fan."

                                                                                      I wish they knew how dumb that sounds. It makes no sense. That's like saying, "I stole this lawnmower from the hardware store, but I would never buy it anyway, because I don't cut my grass".

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                                                                                        • Babaganoosh
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                                                                                          #23
                                                                                          Someone start comedytube.com and put up all of his DVDs for free.
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                                                                                            • GatorB
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                                                                                              • Oct 2001
                                                                                              • 18208
                                                                                              #24
                                                                                              Originally posted by bronco67
                                                                                              I love the argument that most people who steal an artists content usually make...

                                                                                              "I wouldn't have bought it anyway, because I'm not a fan."

                                                                                              I wish they knew how dumb that sounds. It makes no sense. That's like saying, "I stole this lawnmower from the hardware store, but I would never buy it anyway, because I don't cut my grass".
                                                                                              Of course it's dumb. "I don't want to pay for something so I should still be able to get it" since when has that been an valid argument? If I'm paying everyone should pay. Also if something is such a piece of crap you don't think it's worth paying for WHY do you want it in the first place? Why would you want crap, even for free? If I shit on a plate and say "here it's free" are these people going to eat it? It's crap and it's free so I guess the answer is yes.

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                                                                                                • mvee
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                                                                                                  • Jan 2007
                                                                                                  • 938
                                                                                                  #25
                                                                                                  He didn't have a problem with stealing Louis CK's material to use as his own why would he have a problem with watching free porn.

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                                                                                                    • Tom_PM
                                                                                                      Porn Meister
                                                                                                      • Feb 2005
                                                                                                      • 16443
                                                                                                      #26
                                                                                                      The up side? Some wouldnt know him if he was standing in front of them stating his own name and profession. Things are never as clear as they might seem.
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                                                                                                        • MandyBlake
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                                                                                                          #27
                                                                                                          i can't get mad about that. i think we all try to get free stuff whenever and wherever we can.
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                                                                                                            • BAKO
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                                                                                                              #28
                                                                                                              Originally posted by Sebastian Sands
                                                                                                              I always like his stand ups, been to a few live performances.

                                                                                                              Now this clown goes on TV telling people they should look at free porn on tube sites (youporn)..
                                                                                                              He was talking about youporn when i went to see him at the hollywood improve few months ago
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                                                                                                                • Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life
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                                                                                                                  • Jul 2006
                                                                                                                  • 20368
                                                                                                                  #29
                                                                                                                  Originally posted by After Shock Media
                                                                                                                  Perhaps like most other civilians, he has no understandings of what tubes really are and how they hurt.
                                                                                                                  Or, like mos civilians, he just loves free streaming porn without the need to pay...

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                                                                                                                    • BFT3K
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                                                                                                                      • Dec 2005
                                                                                                                      • 10764
                                                                                                                      #30
                                                                                                                      I saw the stand-up act you are referring to. It was just recently on Comedy Central. He did call the site out for being completely out-of-control, unmonitored, and similar to the wild west.

                                                                                                                      Let's hope the wider audience for those comments will result in more restrictions, regulations, and legal complications for free porn tube sites, as they ALL suck shit!

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                                                                                                                        • Marquis85
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                                                                                                                          • Apr 2009
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                                                                                                                          #31
                                                                                                                          i met him once, thank god i never PAID to see him. he's such an ass clown. he's not funny, he just makes LOUD observations.
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                                                                                                                              was good now he stands one one subject too long

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                                                                                                                                • Ditto
                                                                                                                                  #33
                                                                                                                                  I like him but his stuff is getting old, he use to be funnier when he started then he is now or maybe because he has not come up with new stuff. As for him talking about a tube site yes people know they are out there but that is just pushing it more, which pisses most of us off because thats what hurts our business. He wouldnt like it if on TMZ or one of those shows if they said go to this site for free Dane Cook stuff so not cool of him to push that shit.

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                                                                                                                                    • Supz
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                                                                                                                                      • Jul 2006
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                                                                                                                                      #34
                                                                                                                                      I never found him funny

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                                                                                                                                        • donkevlar
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                                                                                                                                          • Sep 2006
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                                                                                                                                          #35
                                                                                                                                          Dane Cook is a sorry fucking excuse for a comedian who owes his whole career to the amazing comedians he has completely plagiarized. If you supported him at ANY time you've supported content theft.
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                                                                                                                                            • PurrrsianPussyKat
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                                                                                                                                              • Jan 2004
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                                                                                                                                              #36
                                                                                                                                              I've never been fond of his stand up routines. Waaaaaaaaaay better comics out there.
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