sneezing while taking a piss

**Scott McD** · 10-06-2006, 12:38 AM

Try sitting down to pee...

**cutievids** · 10-06-2006, 08:11 AM

LOL I'd rather make a mess...

**Nicky** · 10-06-2006, 08:15 AM

If I had problems like that i'd be sitting down

**IncaD** · 10-06-2006, 08:15 AM

i got you beat for using the most bodily functions at once. years ago i was taking a shit while I was cumming while I sneezed.

**cutievids** · 10-06-2006, 09:25 AM

woah 3, pretty hardcore lol

**Gillespie** · 10-06-2006, 09:29 AM

I once saw a guy that farted, sneezed, and burped at the same time. It was breathtaking... lol

**thebossxxx** · 10-06-2006, 10:48 AM

Originally posted by cutievids

It sucks. I've been able to keep the stream within the porcelain a couple times, but others I try to keep from sneezing and I think it might look like I'm having a seizure.

Not only do I end up sneezing but my arch usually takes a severe right. I could always blame the dog though, hmmm.

Thats a good way to clean your toilet seat.....

**cutievids** · 10-06-2006, 10:51 AM

WEll the seat is up, I guess it cleans the rim lol

**GrouchyAdmin** · 10-06-2006, 10:52 AM

Originally posted by Gillespie

I once saw a guy that farted, sneezed, and burped at the same time. It was breathtaking... lol

As you get older, you too will learn the mantra.

I shocked myself when taking a leak and cut a big nasty fart the other day. Shit.. straight on the road to showing off nasal hair.

**nikki99** · 10-06-2006, 10:52 AM

Originally posted by Scott McD

Try sitting down to pee...

**sixstringmoneymachine** · 10-06-2006, 10:57 AM

Originally posted by Gillespie

I once saw a guy that farted, sneezed, and burped at the same time. It was breathtaking... lol

Dad...is that you?

**squishypimp** · 10-06-2006, 10:59 AM

yeah piss gets everywhere not fun!

**Mr. Romance** · 10-06-2006, 11:01 AM

its a mess

Mr. Romance

**cess** · 10-06-2006, 11:01 AM

this thread stinks... lol

**Crasy Bitch** · 10-06-2006, 11:02 AM

Originally posted by cutievids

It sucks. I've been able to keep the stream within the porcelain a couple times, but others I try to keep from sneezing and I think it might look like I'm having a seizure.

Not only do I end up sneezing but my arch usually takes a severe right. I could always blame the dog though, hmmm.

LOL i'm sorry but i can't help but laugh

**fallenmuffin** · 10-06-2006, 11:09 AM

LOL... god thats happened a few times and it never ends well.

How about penis stuck to ball sack and you don't know it until the stream already starts :/

**Gillespie** · 10-06-2006, 11:20 AM

You have a strange penis, my friend.

JD · 10-06-2006, 11:23 AM

Originally posted by fallenmuffin

How about penis stuck to ball sack and you don't know it until the stream already starts :/

**Bro Media - BANNED FOR LIFE** · 10-06-2006, 11:30 AM

i never had that problem, i guess its the fact that my penis hangs so low its already in the bowl

**Vegas Lance** · 10-06-2006, 11:32 AM

try pulling that off with a 3/4" x 2ga. p/a hahaha its a challenge!

**marketsmart** · 10-06-2006, 04:30 PM

Originally posted by fallenmuffin

How about penis stuck to ball sack and you don't know it until the stream already starts :/

hahahahah

**MaddCaz** · 10-06-2006, 04:33 PM

random...never thought about it much

**TimBlaze** · 10-06-2006, 05:19 PM

i think pee is more disgusting than poop

**Vitasoy** · 10-06-2006, 05:54 PM

I hear ya man

**PlugRush Sascha** · 10-06-2006, 06:16 PM

Haha, good luck with that.

**gecko** · 10-06-2006, 06:23 PM

hate when that happens

**E$_manager** · 10-06-2006, 06:43 PM

Originally posted by Nicky

If I had problems like that i'd be sitting down

Would you try to turn in process of pissing and sit down?

**Spunky** · 10-06-2006, 06:45 PM

I hate when that happens..wind up pissing all over the place

**E$_manager** · 10-06-2006, 07:19 PM

Poor you, men.
You need to learn to sit down and do it

sneezing while taking a piss

sneezing while taking a piss

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