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  • StuBradley
    Confirmed User
    • Jul 2002
    • 2625

    #1

    Are you one of the 56 million?

    President Bush, Donald Rumsfeld and Dick Cheney are flying on Air Force One. Bush looks at Rumsfeld, chuckls and says, "You know, I could throw a $1,000 bill out of the window right now and make somebody very happy."

    Rumsfeld shruggs his shoulders and replies, "I could throw ten $100 bills out of the window and make ten people very happy."

    Cheney adds, "That's nothing, I could throw one hundred $10 bills out of the window and make a hundred people very happy."

    Hearing their exchange, the pilot rolls his eyes and says to his co-pilot, "Shit, I could throw all three of them out of the window and make 56 million people very happy."
    Last edited by StuBradley; 10-04-2006, 10:36 PM.

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  • jact
    Confirmed User
    • Sep 2002
    • 9134

    #2
    bwaahahha, that's hilarous.
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    • madawgz
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      • Mar 2006
      • 30509

      #3
      im a little too drunk to understand this

      but your siggy makes me happy
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      • martinsc
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        • Jun 2005
        • 27043

        #4
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        • redfalcon
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          • Jan 2005
          • 164

          #5

          thats a good one!

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          • godisdead
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            • Jun 2006
            • 1213

            #6
            Uhm, but there are SIX BILLION people on the planet!
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            • Axzar
              Random Jackass
              • Feb 2003
              • 1837

              #7
              hahahah .. good one.

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              • fallenmuffin
                Confirmed User
                • Nov 2005
                • 8170

                #8
                ... hahaha DO IT!

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                • Love Brokers
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                  • Jul 2004
                  • 1699

                  #9
                  Don't for get to take that whacko, former California govenor Jerry Brown with you on the way down!
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                  • poisson
                    Confirmed User
                    • Mar 2003
                    • 6474

                    #10
                    ahahah that was good, disregarrd the post before this.

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                    • Sveindt Beindt
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                      • Mar 2005
                      • 1853

                      #11
                      Lol

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                      • BusterBunny
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                        • Aug 2005
                        • 19291

                        #12
                        my sig caught gonoherpasyphilaids and died

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                        • CuriousToyBoy
                          Crazy Aussie Bastard
                          • Aug 2005
                          • 16787

                          #13
                          ONLY 56 million happy ?

                          Understated by some 1-2 billion worldwide I expect.

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                          • Violetta
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                            • Jul 2004
                            • 28735

                            #14
                            haha... that is a great joke!
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                            • dissipate
                              The Dirty Frenchman
                              • Nov 2005
                              • 8904

                              #15
                              hahah that's awesome

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                              • KittyLix
                                Confirmed User
                                • Apr 2004
                                • 2036

                                #16
                                nice one

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                                • chaze
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                                  • Aug 2002
                                  • 9774

                                  #17
                                  Niiiice one

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                                  • Sarah_Jayne
                                    Now with more Jayne
                                    • Dec 2002
                                    • 40077

                                    #18
                                    I heard that joke years ago but with it being Bill and Hillary.

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                                    • ichauch
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                                      • Dec 2005
                                      • 463

                                      #19
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