My friend comes over and is like "want some free KFC? I got some coupons" so I'm like sure and we head there. I'm pulling up and go "What the fuck is going on?!" because there's a huge drive thru line and a mosh of people inside. So he explains to me how Oprah is promoting some new chicken or some shit.

- pretty crazy though, usually you get like a free side or something with a coupon but this was like a damn $7 meal. And I didn't even have to buy a [insert nasty new food item here] first either!