Ten Reasons Why Steven Seagal Should Be Your Only Hero!

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  • GTS Mark
    Vrume Mark
    • Jan 2001
    • 20912

    #1

    Ten Reasons Why Steven Seagal Should Be Your Only Hero!

    http://www.uniquedaily.com/articles/WSSSBYODH.html

    LMFAO!!

    DH
  • Phoenix
    BACON BACON BACON
    • Nov 2002
    • 35475

    #2
    you love steven seagal...lol
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    • squishypimp
      PostMaster General
      • Aug 2006
      • 10781

      #3
      ahhh, steven seagal, good memories!

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      • Aneros Josh
        Confirmed User
        • Aug 2005
        • 2038

        #4
        Steven Seagal vs. Chuck Norris

        Now THAT would make for a great UFC event

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        • CyberHustler
          Masterbaiter
          • Feb 2006
          • 28788

          #5
          “If you can convince the lowest white man he’s better than the best colored man, he won’t notice you’re picking his pocket. Hell, give him somebody to look down on, and he’ll empty his pockets for you.”

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          • notabook
            Confirmed User
            • Apr 2006
            • 9748

            #6
            Originally posted by FleshJosh
            Steven Seagal vs. Chuck Norris

            Now THAT would make for a great UFC event
            No it wouldn't. One roundhouse kick into it and Steven Seagal would be dead. Now Chuck Norris vs. Van Diesel? hell, I?d give my left nut (but not my right one) to see that match.

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            • diggz
              Registered User
              • Apr 2005
              • 302

              #7
              SQUEELE LIKE A PIG BOY

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              • GTS Mark
                Vrume Mark
                • Jan 2001
                • 20912

                #8


                DH

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                • Love Brokers
                  Confirmed User
                  • Jul 2004
                  • 1699

                  #9
                  Yea for S.S. He was good at slapping his cuitie pie wife, Kelly Lebrock, around as well. Hope he didn't snap her wrists.
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                  • WiredGuy
                    Pounding Googlebot
                    • Aug 2002
                    • 34515

                    #10
                    Originally posted by DrinkingHARDEST


                    DH

                    hahaha, that pic is awesome!
                    WG
                    I play with Google.

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                    • msan
                      Confirmed User
                      • Jun 2006
                      • 1336

                      #11
                      Not fond of steven seagal.
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                      • GTS Mark
                        Vrume Mark
                        • Jan 2001
                        • 20912

                        #12
                        Originally posted by msan
                        Not fond of steven seagal.
                        This is what Steven Seagal does to people that talk "smack"



                        DH

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                        • BusterBunny
                          perverted justice decoy
                          • Aug 2005
                          • 19291

                          #13
                          Originally posted by DrinkingHARDEST
                          This is what Steven Seagal does to people that talk "smack"



                          DH
                          he farts on them?
                          my sig caught gonoherpasyphilaids and died

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                          • John69
                            Confirmed User
                            • Sep 2005
                            • 942

                            #14
                            They missed his Leather COAT COLLECTION
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                            • yahoo-xxx-girls.com
                              Confirmed User
                              • Jul 2006
                              • 3143

                              #15
                              He is not a ninja ????
                              sig too big

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                              • L-Pink
                                working on my tan
                                • Mar 2005
                                • 39151

                                #16
                                I ate at his restaurant in Chicago .... terrible.

                                course I didn't tell him that ......

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                                • godisdead
                                  Confirmed User
                                  • Jun 2006
                                  • 1213

                                  #17
                                  Steven Seagal once broke Chuck Norris' wrist in a fight. Then he was awakened from his dream by a roundhouse kick to the face.
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                                  • martinsc
                                    Too lazy to set a custom title
                                    • Jun 2005
                                    • 27043

                                    #18
                                    Make Money

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                                    • JFK
                                      FUBAR the ORIGINATOR
                                      • Jan 2002
                                      • 67369

                                      #19
                                      "Seagal's voice sounds like a bird with no wings on the song Lollipop. David Hasselhoff probably shat in his undies when he heard this album for the first time."

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                                      • k0nr4d
                                        Confirmed User
                                        • Aug 2006
                                        • 9231

                                        #20
                                        hes got nothing on chuck norris
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