Ten Reasons Why Steven Seagal Should Be Your Only Hero!
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“If you can convince the lowest white man he’s better than the best colored man, he won’t notice you’re picking his pocket. Hell, give him somebody to look down on, and he’ll empty his pockets for you.”Comment
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No it wouldn't. One roundhouse kick into it and Steven Seagal would be dead. Now Chuck Norris vs. Van Diesel? hell, I?d give my left nut (but not my right one) to see that match.Originally posted by FleshJoshSteven Seagal vs. Chuck Norris
Now THAT would make for a great UFC event
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Yea for S.S. He was good at slapping his cuitie pie wife, Kelly Lebrock, around as well. Hope he didn't snap her wrists.
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he farts on them?Originally posted by DrinkingHARDESTThis is what Steven Seagal does to people that talk "smack"

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Steven Seagal once broke Chuck Norris' wrist in a fight. Then he was awakened from his dream by a roundhouse kick to the face.Comment
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"Seagal's voice sounds like a bird with no wings on the song Lollipop. David Hasselhoff probably shat in his undies when he heard this album for the first time."

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