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  • Tanker
    Confirmed User
    • Nov 2000
    • 9287

    #1

    good quotes needed

    Looking for some good quotes for adult webmasters

    ie..

    Webmasters 4 food groups: fast, frozen, microwaved, and junk.

    A clean desk is a sign of a cluttered desk drawer.



    got any good ones?



    Tanker

    Tanker
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  • squishypimp
    PostMaster General
    • Aug 2006
    • 10781

    #2
    dedicated to success

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    • Mr. Romance
      The Face of Romance and the Symbol of Freedom
      • Mar 2005
      • 7821

      #3
      porn will set you free

      Mr. Romance
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      gerard at freecamstars . com

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      • Tanker
        Confirmed User
        • Nov 2000
        • 9287

        #4
        come on there has to be more then that

        Tanker
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        • NinjaSteve
          Too lazy to set a custom title
          • Dec 2003
          • 11089

          #5
          cool i hope you find one
          ...

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          • gon
            Registered User
            • Aug 2005
            • 55

            #6
            porn to be wild

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            • psili
              Confirmed User
              • Apr 2003
              • 5526

              #7
              Bash.org has all your answers:

              my wireless connection is going slower then 2 turtles fucking in jello
              Your post count means nothing.

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              • RayBonga
                too cool for highschool
                • Nov 2005
                • 12164

                #8
                "During my service in the United States Congress, I took the initiative in creating the Internet." – Al Gore

                "Linux is a cancer that attaches itself in an intellectual property sense to everything it touches." -Steve Ballmer, CEO, Microsoft

                “I do not fear computers. I fear the lack of them.” -Isaac Asimov

                "Hardware: the parts of a computer that can be kicked." -Jeff Pesis

                "There are two major products that come out of Berkeley: LSD and UNIX. We don't believe this to be a coincidence." -Jeremy S. Anderson

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                • Spoff
                  Confirmed User
                  • Jan 2005
                  • 783

                  #9
                  "Porn Paid for That!" - Then tell the kids that when your buying back to school clothes for them.
                  Who the fuck is Spoff????? - 10087393 (ICQ)

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                  • psili
                    Confirmed User
                    • Apr 2003
                    • 5526

                    #10
                    Originally posted by RayBonga
                    "During my service in the United States Congress, I took the initiative in creating the Internet." ? Al Gore

                    "Linux is a cancer that attaches itself in an intellectual property sense to everything it touches." -Steve Ballmer, CEO, Microsoft

                    ?I do not fear computers. I fear the lack of them.? -Isaac Asimov

                    "Hardware: the parts of a computer that can be kicked." -Jeff Pesis

                    "There are two major products that come out of Berkeley: LSD and UNIX. We don't believe this to be a coincidence." -Jeremy S. Anderson
                    Result 5 for a google of: webmaster quotes
                    ?
                    Your post count means nothing.

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                    • Tuga
                      Confirmed User
                      • Nov 2002
                      • 7678

                      #11
                      There is no money in porn.

                      Go Fuck Yourself!
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                      • gimo33
                        Confirmed User
                        • Mar 2006
                        • 5599

                        #12
                        "the truth is out there"
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                        • gimo33
                          Confirmed User
                          • Mar 2006
                          • 5599

                          #13
                          "if it have a pussy, i'd hit it"
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                          • the Shemp
                            congrats to the winners
                            • Nov 2001
                            • 10891

                            #14
                            "submit it and forget it"
                            i use Vacares...so should you
                            Submit your picture galleries to my site...Outlaw TGP

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                            • Halcyon
                              Spread The Pink!
                              • Dec 2002
                              • 8609

                              #15
                              "You can't have a closed mind with an open sphincter" - Halcyon
                              HAL on TEDx:

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                              • psili
                                Confirmed User
                                • Apr 2003
                                • 5526

                                #16
                                Originally posted by Halcyon
                                "You can't have a closed mind with an open sphincter" - Halcyon
                                For some reason, this quote reminds me of Ralph Wiggum saying something like "This quote smells funny."
                                Your post count means nothing.

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                                • 26MLR
                                  Confirmed User
                                  • Dec 2005
                                  • 401

                                  #17
                                  "Get them to sign on the line that is dotted"

                                  Alec Baldwin in Glengarry Glen Ross

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                                  • Dirty Dane
                                    Sick Fuck
                                    • Feb 2004
                                    • 9491

                                    #18
                                    I like this one by Louise Culmer, which still today could be used for the adult biz:

                                    "?I don't care what people do as long as they don't do it in the street and frighten the horses."

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