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Hockey is back babyOriginally posted by rayadp05Comment
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This man goes along to the Patent Office with some of his new designs.
He says to the clerk, "I'd like to register my new invention. It's a folding bottle."
"OK," says the clerk. "What do you call it?"
"A fottle, replies the inventor."
"A fottle? That's a stupid! Can't you think of something else?"
"I can think about it. I've got something else though. It's a folding carton."
"And what do you call that?" asks the clerk.
"A farton", replies the inventor.
"That's rude. You can't possibly call it that!"
"In that case," says the inventor...
"You're really going to hate the name of my folding bucket."
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bump for all the hommies out there ....YO!!!
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on top!!!!!!!!!!!
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heh good oneComment
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I must be slow this morning. I don't get itOriginally posted by cool1ICQ: 267899523
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go to sleep bitchOriginally posted by rayadp05Comment
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SHARON : Have you ever had a hot passionate, burning kiss??
TRACY : I did once. He'd forgotten to take the cigarette out of his mouth.Comment
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So this is the last day then.Comment
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thread will end so soon... so keep bumping..
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What's the track that plays at the beginning of the game druglord ?Originally posted by rayadp05Comment
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Wife : You tell a man something, it goes in one ear and comes out
of the other.
Husband : You tell a woman something: It goes in both ears and comes out of the mouth.Comment
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i love the 30 inches LCD Monitor...
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bump for Dawny ....YO!!!
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A New Yorker was forced to take a day off from work to
appear for a minor traffic summons.
He grew increasingly restless as he waited hour after endless hour for his case to be heard.
When his name was called late in the afternoon, he stood before the judge, only to hear that court would be adjourned for the rest of the afternoon and he would have to return the next day.
"WHAT FOR?!?!?" he snapped at the judge.
The Judge, equally irked by a tedious day and sharp query, roared out loud: "Twenty dollars contempt of court! That's why!"
Then, noticing the man checking his wallet, the judge relented:
"That's all right. You don't have to pay now."
The guy replied...
"I know - I'm just seeing if I have enough for 2 more words!"Comment
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30 inches LCD Monitor here we go!!
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good jokesComment
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What do you get when you cross a midget with a computer?
A short circuit.Comment
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THis thread is moving along nicelyICQ: 267899523
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no idea...Originally posted by rayadp05Comment
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10 left for meOriginally posted by rayadp05Comment
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sex is goodComment
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Keep those jokes coming
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its still a long way to go (at least 5 or 6 hours)Comment
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page is flyingComment
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Bump for 5kComment
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shoot the answer mofoOriginally posted by rayadp05Comment
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bump for the hommie MO...YO!!!!
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ahh just seen itOriginally posted by rayadp05Comment
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good speedComment
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This thread is lightning fastICQ: 267899523
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it will slow way down when ppl reach 60Comment
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There was a midget down in Texas who complained to his buddy that his testicles ached almost all the time. As he was always complaining about his problem, his friend finally suggested that he go to a doctor to see what could be done to relieve the problem. The midget took his advice and went to the doctor and told him what the problem was.
The doctor told him to drop his pants and he would have a look. The midget dropped his pants. The doctor put him up onto the examining table, and started to examine him. The doc put one finger under his left testicle and told the midget to turn his head and cough-the usual method to check for a hernia. "Aha!" the doc and putting his finger under the right testicle, he asked the midget to cough again. "Aha!" said the doctor and reached for his surgical scissors. Snip, snip, snip, snip on the right side then snip, snip, snip, snip, snip, snip, snip on the left side.
The midget was so scared he was afraid to look, but noted with amazement that the snipping did not hurt. The doctor then told the midget to get dressed and see if they still ached.
The midget was absolutely delighted as he walked around the doc's office and discovered his testicles were no longer aching. "Gee, what did you do, Doc?" he asked.
The doc replied, "I cut two inches off the tops of your cowboy boots."Comment
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How are women and tornadoes alike?
They both moan like hell when they come, and take the house when they leave.Comment
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keep goingComment
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I'll post some funny pics too
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A guy walks into a sperm donor bank wearing a ski mask and holding a gun. He goes up to the nurse and demands her to open the sperm bank vault. She says "But sir, its just a sperm bank!", "I don't care, open it now!!!" he replies. So she opens the door to the vault and inside are all the sperm samples. The guy says "Take one of those sperm samples and drink it!", she looks at him "BUT, they are sperm samples???" , "DO IT!". So the nurse sucks it back. "That one there, drink that one as well.", so the nurse drinks that one as well. Finally after 4 samples the man takes off his ski mask and says, "See honey - its not that hard."Comment
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There are four kinds of sex :
HOUSE SEX - When you are newly married and have sex all over the house in every room.
BEDROOM SEX - After you have been married for a while, you only have sex in the bedroom.
HALL SEX - After you've been married for many, many years you just pass each other in the hall and say "FUCK YOU"
COURTROOM SEX - When your wife and her lawyer fuck you in the divorce court in front of many people for every penny you've got.Comment
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not forgetting the hommie George...YO!!
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I saw a video of that. Try searching youtube for sperm bank robbery, it's probably there.Originally posted by cool1Sleep well, and dream of large women.
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fresh page?Comment
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