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  • BoyAlley
    So Fucking Gay
    • Nov 2004
    • 19714

    #1

    I Just Got A Reply Back From JR The ********* Guy! For Real!

    Read This Thread First If You Haven't Already:

    JR From The ********* Emailed Me! For Real!
    http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=660738


    Here's the reply to that email I just got from JR:

    From: "J.R." <[email protected]>
    Subject: Re: Hey It's Teh BoyAlley!
    To: John Paul <[email protected]>

    Dude way to easy..... come on! show a little creativity .... going the the whole Satan and dising on Jesus rant and then chuck in your whole gay thing.... wayyyyyyy to easy....

    Impress me next time with something real about you other than your preconceived ideas of American Christians..... because I aint one of them.......

    I would love to share with you how Christ changes lives.... chew on this.....

    John 6:35
    35 Then Jesus declared, "I am the bread of life. He who comes to me will never go hungry, and he who believes in me will never be thirsty.

    Thanks!

    J.R.
    [email protected]
    www.*********.com
    www.starvingjesus.com

    Here's My Reply Back To Him:


    From: [email protected]
    Subject: Thanks For Emailings Me Back!
    To: "J.R." <[email protected]>


    Hi JR! Thank you for emailings back Teh BoyAlley!

    You never did answer any of my questions though.

    Like:

    How much money have you gotten out of Donny so far?

    Are you gay and ashamed of your sexuality? Which is why you started a Porn Jihad to shame other people about their sexuality as well? Does that help make you feel more secure about your life? Does masturbating to the thoughts of other men guilt your soul, so you feel the need to repress who you truly are?

    Yes, I know Christ changes lives. I agree with you there. Just look at Donny! He's going from having a nice home, and making a good living for himself and his family, to probably being destitute. PRAISE BE TO GOD!

    That quote from the Bible is very pretty. I would like to direct your attention to the following people:

    Christians Living In Darfur.

    They are dying every day in the thousands from thirst and starvation. Of course, thousands more are dying there too that aren't Christians, but fuck those people, god owes those people nothing! Black Demons! Black Demons! Black Demons!

    Apparently god has more important things to do today, like stopping people from masturbating and spilling their seed while viewing pornographic materials.

    That reminds me, I have a kleenex sitting next to me with plenty of spilled seed on it. Hold on, let me go throw it away before my stupid cat gets into it.............

    Ok I'm back now.

    You said you'd like me to "impress you with something real about me". Is that fancy way of asking what my cock size is? Unfortunately that's not very impressive. My nose is bigger than my penis. And no, that's not a fancy way of saying that I'm Jewish so don't ask.

    If you would ever like to talk about getting out of the closet, learning to accept who you truly are, and get rid of that shame that's probably been haunting you your entire life, I'd like to invite you to come into my rectory.

    I have attached to the bottom of this email a free login and password to:

    www.BoyAlley.com
    www.JoshTucker.com
    www.AlexDark.com
    www.GayPornRadio.com

    I would never want to profit from someone that's having problems with their sexuality, and is having feelings of guilt. My help is free of charge.

    Your "Sister",
    Teh BoyAlley

    BTW: If you get a minute, please pray to god for those poor Christians dying of thirst and starvation in Darfur. Ask Jesus to at least piss in their general direction so that they can try to quench their thirst. Thanks much.
  • CaptainHowdy
    Too lazy to set a custom title
    • Dec 2004
    • 94125

    #2
    Good for you!

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    • Digipimp
      BP4L OT DL
      • Mar 2003
      • 13481

      #3
      not real entertaining to be honest

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      • BoyAlley
        So Fucking Gay
        • Nov 2004
        • 19714

        #4
        Originally posted by Digipimp
        not real entertaining to be honest
        I don't think there's anything funny about the situation at all. The guy's effective real lives, in a VERY negative way.

        Freaky Cult Leaders.

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        • aico
          Moo Moo Cow
          • Mar 2004
          • 14748

          #5
          John 6:35
          35 Then Jesus declared, "I am the bread of life. He who comes to me will never go hungry, and he who believes in me will never be thirsty.


          Has he seen downtown LA?

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          • seeric
            ..........
            • Aug 2004
            • 41917

            #6
            those dudes are gonna get a suprise back if they ever email me. straight up.
            i dont try to convert their fucking forllowers and i dont appreciate being solicitied to join their fucking cult. religion is a cult.

            its a business and they are telemarketers. can i report them for spam or get on the do not contact gov list

            LOLOLOL

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            • SlamDesigns
              Confirmed User
              • Jul 2005
              • 2339

              #7
              Wow...just, wow.

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              • BoyAlley
                So Fucking Gay
                • Nov 2004
                • 19714

                #8
                Originally posted by A1R3K
                its a business and they are telemarketers. can i report them for spam or get on the do not contact gov list

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                • GrouchyAdmin
                  Now choke yourself!
                  • Apr 2006
                  • 12085

                  #9
                  Less amusing than your usual elbow antics.

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                  • darnit
                    Confirmed User
                    • Jul 2001
                    • 2439

                    #10
                    You should really invite him to join GFY to reply... Now that thread would get some serious views and ownage!



                    Way to go BoyAlley - those fucking thumpers annoy me to no end.

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                    • Gillespie
                      Confirmed User
                      • Aug 2006
                      • 1391

                      #11
                      It always amuses me how people quote the Bible as if they were quoting the absolute, unquestionable, truth.

                      What a sad thing it is. =(
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                      • LadyMischief
                        Orgasms N Such!
                        • Sep 2002
                        • 18135

                        #12
                        Being "in" the industry while trying to tout the evils of it doesn't sit well with me personally.

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                        • PaulB IYP
                          Confirmed User
                          • Nov 2005
                          • 2164

                          #13
                          Originally posted by BoyAlley


                          I have attached to the bottom of this email a free login and password to:
                          where is the login/pass?
                          paulb@itsyourporn
                          icq 292627919

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                          • LadyMischief
                            Orgasms N Such!
                            • Sep 2002
                            • 18135

                            #14
                            Well they are sure sapping Donny's "conversion" for all it's worth, it already got a feature article on their blog!

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                            • FlexxAeon
                              Confirmed User
                              • May 2003
                              • 3765

                              #15
                              Originally posted by LadyMischief
                              Being "in" the industry while trying to tout the evils of it doesn't sit well with me personally.
                              exactly.

                              i went into a rant on my radio show about this exact point.
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                              • Dvae
                                Confirmed User
                                • Feb 2005
                                • 5326

                                #16
                                Originally posted by toonpornblog
                                Less amusing than your usual elbow antics.

                                Our AlleyBoy seems to have piped down a bit.


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                                Arguing with a troll is a lot like wrestling in the mud with a pig, after a couple of hours you realize the pig likes it.

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                                • BoyAlley
                                  So Fucking Gay
                                  • Nov 2004
                                  • 19714

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by toonpornblog
                                  Less amusing than your usual elbow antics.
                                  GURL don't be dissin on my elbow antics!

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                                  • BradShaw
                                    Confirmed User
                                    • Oct 2001
                                    • 7840

                                    #18
                                    I find it fucking funny.
                                    Sig too big

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                                    • beckie
                                      Confirmed User
                                      • Dec 2004
                                      • 405

                                      #19
                                      I find it interesting that the ********* site is located in Grand Rapids - which is the next city over from me. 25 minutes top.

                                      I'm not surprised though. Grand Rapids is the same town that just passed a ban on nudity and touching at strip clubs. The guy has to be 6 feet away from the stripper, she has to wear pasties, and the stage has to be 18 inches above the floor.

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                                      • Damian_Maxcash
                                        So Fucking Banned
                                        • Oct 2002
                                        • 12745

                                        #20
                                        Damn - I missed all this... Poor Donny

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                                        • Shoehorn!
                                          Die With Your Boots On
                                          • Oct 2003
                                          • 22872

                                          #21
                                          HAHAHAHA, holy shit man, I rarely actually start busting out in laughter from merely READING something, but I did when I just read that. Fucking AWESOME response man.

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                                          • Shoehorn!
                                            Die With Your Boots On
                                            • Oct 2003
                                            • 22872

                                            #22
                                            Originally posted by beckie
                                            I'm not surprised though. Grand Rapids is the same town that just passed a ban on nudity and touching at strip clubs. The guy has to be 6 feet away from the stripper, she has to wear pasties, and the stage has to be 18 inches above the floor.
                                            Thats why you have to go to Windsor, you can lay right on the fucking stage with a dollar in your moth.

                                            Speaking of which, thats where I am headed in about an hour.

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                                            • L0stMind
                                              Confirmed User
                                              • Sep 2002
                                              • 1681

                                              #23
                                              Boyalley is killing me. This is hilarious. I'd honestly love to have a chat with a real god fearing christian religion pusher like this J.R. dude.

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                                              • Shoehorn!
                                                Die With Your Boots On
                                                • Oct 2003
                                                • 22872

                                                #24
                                                Originally posted by L0stMind
                                                Boyalley is killing me. This is hilarious. I'd honestly love to have a chat with a real god fearing christian religion pusher like this J.R. dude.
                                                Me too, its fun to get those people going.

                                                BoyAlley, be sure to let us know WHEN he logs in using the pass you gave him.

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                                                • Dirty F
                                                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                  • Jul 2001
                                                  • 59204

                                                  #25

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                                                  • Kimo
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                                                    • Jan 2006
                                                    • 11542

                                                    #26
                                                    Originally posted by Shoehorn!
                                                    Me too, its fun to get those people going.

                                                    BoyAlley, be sure to let us know WHEN he logs in using the pass you gave him.


                                                    fuck yeah
                                                    ...

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                                                    • L0stMind
                                                      Confirmed User
                                                      • Sep 2002
                                                      • 1681

                                                      #27
                                                      Dude, if jesus existed I bet he would have been fun to party with. Hung out with a prostitute, turned water into wine and had all the latest party tricks, like bringing people back from death and shit.

                                                      I somehow don't think he'd be dead set against porn. just my 2 cents...

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                                                      • tony299
                                                        lurker
                                                        • Aug 2002
                                                        • 57021

                                                        #28
                                                        Again nice letter its so sad.

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                                                        • nico-t
                                                          emperor of my world
                                                          • Aug 2004
                                                          • 29901

                                                          #29
                                                          fuck them.... that sick redheaded inbred sheppard.

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                                                          • Corona
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                                                            • Feb 2002
                                                            • 2185

                                                            #30
                                                            Originally posted by L0stMind
                                                            Dude, if jesus existed I bet he would have been fun to party with. Hung out with a prostitute, turned water into wine and had all the latest party tricks, like bringing people back from death and shit.

                                                            I somehow don't think he'd be dead set against porn. just my 2 cents...

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                                                            • MaDalton
                                                              I am Amazing Content!
                                                              • Feb 2004
                                                              • 39861

                                                              #31
                                                              Originally posted by L0stMind
                                                              Dude, if jesus existed I bet he would have been fun to party with. Hung out with a prostitute, turned water into wine and had all the latest party tricks, like bringing people back from death and shit.

                                                              I somehow don't think he'd be dead set against porn. just my 2 cents...

                                                              right - and i'm pretty sure he smoked weed too

                                                              but again i feel left out - why does no one try to convert me? is shooting czech girls less evil than american girls? i mean, i'm all about equal opportunities. how do i get my personal religion freak i can toss around a little bit???
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                                                              • nico-t
                                                                emperor of my world
                                                                • Aug 2004
                                                                • 29901

                                                                #32
                                                                Originally posted by MaDalton
                                                                right - and i'm pretty sure he smoked weed too

                                                                but again i feel left out - why does no one try to convert me? is shooting czech girls less evil than american girls? i mean, i'm all about equal opportunities. how do i get my personal religion freak i can toss around a little bit???
                                                                LOL - they only come and save you when theyre sure they can toss YOU around

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                                                                • MaDalton
                                                                  I am Amazing Content!
                                                                  • Feb 2004
                                                                  • 39861

                                                                  #33
                                                                  Originally posted by nico-t
                                                                  LOL - they only come and save you when theyre sure they can toss YOU around

                                                                  with your sig pic you'll be going straight to hell
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                                                                  • nico-t
                                                                    emperor of my world
                                                                    • Aug 2004
                                                                    • 29901

                                                                    #34
                                                                    Originally posted by MaDalton
                                                                    with your sig pic you'll be going straight to hell
                                                                    haha.... just saw you posted right above me on that sick ass site of them... i just had to get some shit of my chest, not that those cult nuts would listen.

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                                                                    • wizhard
                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                      • Jul 2006
                                                                      • 579

                                                                      #35
                                                                      I'd like to invite you to come into my rectory.

                                                                      Fucking priceless - I bet that comment alone gave old JR a nervous facial twitch

                                                                      Laughing Out Loud

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                                                                      • pocketkangaroo
                                                                        Confirmed User
                                                                        • Jan 2005
                                                                        • 8452

                                                                        #36
                                                                        Don't take offense to this, but I think you had a good point, but muttled it with childish insults. The Darfur point was well taken, but mixing it in with your cat licking semen filled kleenex just kills a lot of credibility and makes it come across immature. I think you are too intelligent to be using things like that and could strike him down with a professional, well-written e-mail.

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                                                                        • LiveDose
                                                                          Show Yer Tits!
                                                                          • Feb 2002
                                                                          • 25792

                                                                          #37
                                                                          Jesus freaks crack me up.

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                                                                          • BoyAlley
                                                                            So Fucking Gay
                                                                            • Nov 2004
                                                                            • 19714

                                                                            #38
                                                                            Originally posted by pocketkangaroo
                                                                            Don't take offense to this, but I think you had a good point, but muttled it with childish insults. The Darfur point was well taken, but mixing it in with your cat licking semen filled kleenex just kills a lot of credibility and makes it come across immature. I think you are too intelligent to be using things like that and could strike him down with a professional, well-written e-mail.

                                                                            You can't have intellectual debates with Christians. Their entire belief system is based on invisible men, books that are proven to be filled with nothing but scientific and historical fallacy, and a hypocritical view of life.

                                                                            FACTS are insignificant to people who are brainwashed to follow blindly and question nothing.

                                                                            So, I'd rather just have fun with them. Kind of like Romans and their lions.
                                                                            Last edited by BoyAlley; 09-29-2006, 07:36 PM.

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                                                                            • pocketkangaroo
                                                                              Confirmed User
                                                                              • Jan 2005
                                                                              • 8452

                                                                              #39
                                                                              Originally posted by BoyAlley

                                                                              You can't have intellectual debates with Christians. Their entire belief system is based on invisible men, books that are proven to be filled with nothing but scientific and historical fallacy, and a hypocritical view of life.

                                                                              FACTS are insignificant to people who are brainwashed to follow blindly and question nothing.

                                                                              So, I'd rather just have fun with them. Kind of like Romans and their lions.
                                                                              Perhaps not, but I assure you that there are plenty of people on this board and in this industry that had strict Christian upbringings and changed.

                                                                              Nonetheless, it's whether you wish to be taken seriously. Are people going to take the views of someone who makes gay innuendos and masturbation jokes seriously? The reason the nutjob religious groups get taken seriously is because they know how to handle the public. If you want to sway mainstream public opinion about the porn industry, e-mail exchanges like that are not going to help. Maybe it was just for some fun, but if you were trying to get a point across to others, I think it would stick much harder with a more serious e-mail.

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                                                                              • pocketkangaroo
                                                                                Confirmed User
                                                                                • Jan 2005
                                                                                • 8452

                                                                                #40
                                                                                I'd also like to add that I wouldn't have mentioned it if it was someone else. But you're one of the more intelligent and well spoken individuals in the industry. It would be nice to have those people be the ones that smack these people down with facts and not fluff.

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                                                                                • Tempest
                                                                                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                                  • May 2004
                                                                                  • 10217

                                                                                  #41
                                                                                  Originally posted by aico
                                                                                  John 6:35
                                                                                  35 Then Jesus declared, "I am the bread of life. He who comes to me will never go hungry, and he who believes in me will never be thirsty.

                                                                                  Has he seen downtown LA?
                                                                                  It's truly sad how many so called religions and religious people believe that that scripture has to do with physical food and drink. I can understand non religious people using it as a way of slamming religion though. The fact is, that scripture has to do with feeding your inner self and purpose in life.

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                                                                                  • Agent 488
                                                                                    Registered User
                                                                                    • Feb 2006
                                                                                    • 22511

                                                                                    #42
                                                                                    i take it you don't like xtianity ....

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                                                                                    • Agent 488
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                                                                                      • Feb 2006
                                                                                      • 22511

                                                                                      #43
                                                                                      Originally posted by L0stMind
                                                                                      Dude, if jesus existed I bet he would have been fun to party with. Hung out with a prostitute, turned water into wine and had all the latest party tricks, like bringing people back from death and shit.

                                                                                      I somehow don't think he'd be dead set against porn. just my 2 cents...
                                                                                      ex-fuckin-actly.

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                                                                                      • Dagwolf
                                                                                        President of Canada
                                                                                        • Sep 2003
                                                                                        • 23141

                                                                                        #44
                                                                                        Will the BoyAlley be converted by the nefarious JR? Stay tuned!
                                                                                        Sleep well, and dream of large women.

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                                                                                        • Z
                                                                                          Vidi Vici Veni
                                                                                          • Nov 2002
                                                                                          • 6308

                                                                                          #45
                                                                                          Fuck 'em...fanaticism at it's finest.

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                                                                                          • Phil
                                                                                            Confirmed User
                                                                                            • Jan 2004
                                                                                            • 7659

                                                                                            #46
                                                                                            whats the deal with Donnys story? I just read it and sounds so fishy..
                                                                                            Ask Phil

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                                                                                            • Tempest
                                                                                              Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                                              • May 2004
                                                                                              • 10217

                                                                                              #47
                                                                                              Originally posted by BoyAlley
                                                                                              You can't have intellectual debates with Christians.
                                                                                              One could argue that you can't have a debate with non-believers. The problem is that when you strip everything away, it all comes down to a debate on faith and belief. non-believers choose to put their faith in mankind's current knowledge and science.. believers choose to put their faith in a being who they believe will ensure they get the correct knowledge.
                                                                                              Originally posted by BoyAlley
                                                                                              Their entire belief system is based on invisible men, books that are proven to be filled with nothing but scientific and historical fallacy, and a hypocritical view of life.
                                                                                              Not sure where you get the invisible men thing. But I can't agree with your statement that the books are "proven" to be false. Often times the arguments that the bible is false are based on a false understanding of what it is and what is says. The arguments are also made using "science" that has proven to be only as accurate as today's knowledge.

                                                                                              Case in point, up until a decade or so ago, "ulcers" were not thought to be caused by bacteria (actually it may have been a virus or something, I can't remember the details now). A doctor had tests that showed that most ulcers were in fact caused by bacteria. He was ridiculed by the scientific community and labeled a quack. In the end, it was proven he was correct. The older I get, the more I see that mankind as a whole knows very little about ourselves and our surroundings and nothing is written in stone.

                                                                                              Here's one of the typical things. The bible says that the earth was created in 6 days.. non-believers say that's simply not correct. What I call "stupid" religions and religious people say it's the truth. But here's the thing. The bible also says that 1 day to men is as 1000 years to god. So one could "assume" that that means the bible is saying the earth was created in 6,000 years... But that's not right either. The bible says it's "as" 1000 years.. so for all anyone knows, it could in fact be 1 million years... Which means, the earth could have been created in 6 million years... Closer to what the scientic community believes???

                                                                                              At the end of the day.. It all comes down to a decision everyone has to make as to what they put their faith in. As long as you're fullfilled and happy with the results then that's the best anyone can hope for.

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                                                                                              • Splum
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                                                                                                • May 2003
                                                                                                • 6195

                                                                                                #48
                                                                                                Originally posted by BoyAlley
                                                                                                I don't think there's anything funny about the situation at all. The guy's effective real lives, in a VERY negative way. Freaky Cult Leaders.
                                                                                                And you arent? Live and let live.

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                                                                                                • Scroto
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                                                                                                  • Nov 2005
                                                                                                  • 2804

                                                                                                  #49
                                                                                                  would have been quite funny if you said Jebus in the emails lol

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                                                                                                  • TexasDreams
                                                                                                    former Miserable Admin :)
                                                                                                    • Oct 2003
                                                                                                    • 4700

                                                                                                    #50
                                                                                                    Originally posted by BoyAlley
                                                                                                    Freaky Cult Leaders.
                                                                                                    But if it's in teh Bible it MUST be true!!!

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