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We are FIRING! Apply inside!

04-23-2009, 07:18 AM

Please post a brief resume or summary of your qualifications. We'll be firing for the following positions:

General Webmaster
Programmer/Developer
Graphics Designer
Affiliate Managers

Thank you to all who reply. POST YOUR SUMMARY HERE.

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04-23-2009, 07:20 AM

I remember calling my last job (decade ago)and telling them I woldnt be coming in, they asked why... I said, "I made a bunch of money on the internet this week, more than I would if I came in, I dont think im gonna come in anymore"

they were dumfounded, I didnt even go in for my check, made em mail it to me.

Ive never been fired, I always quit lol

But hey, you can fire me Kman!

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04-23-2009, 07:23 AM

Remote or ? Working as general webmaster for 7years.
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04-23-2009, 07:24 AM

You can't fire me because I QUIT!

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04-23-2009, 07:24 AM

Bump for ya....

What languages must the Programmer/Developer must have?

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04-23-2009, 07:33 AM

Bump for jobs.

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04-23-2009, 07:37 AM

Pick me... pick me..please

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04-23-2009, 07:40 AM

fuck you!

you cant fire me I quit!
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04-23-2009, 07:41 AM

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04-23-2009, 07:49 AM

thats great grrrrrr

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04-23-2009, 08:04 AM

Originally posted by mOrrI

Bump for ya....

What languages must the Programmer/Developer must have?

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04-23-2009, 08:06 AM

Originally posted by .:R I O:.

Remote or ? Working as general webmaster for 7years.

And still you would apply for a 1500 a month job?

Wow.
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04-23-2009, 08:07 AM

Originally posted by mOrrI

Bump for ya....

What languages must the Programmer/Developer must have?

How about english.
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04-23-2009, 08:07 AM

Jobs are good news.. I posted a job on craigslist last week for $10.00 an hour just to help me sort content and manage my sites.. You should hear some of the e-mails I get from people thinking when I say I need a webmaster they think I'm trying to hire some pro coder for $10.00 an hour.. I would have thought 300 people would want a job sorting content and updating my sites..

Good luck in your search K-man

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04-23-2009, 08:08 AM

Originally posted by Zuzana Designs

Jobs are good news.. I posted a job on craigslist last week for $10.00 an hour just to help me sort content and manage my sites.. You should hear some of the e-mails I get from people thinking when I say I need a webmaster they think I'm trying to hire some pro coder for $10.00 an hour.. I would have thought 300 people would want a job sorting content and updating my sites..

Good luck in your search K-man

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04-23-2009, 08:09 AM

Some good jobs for someone.

Those who were fired are bummin'

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04-23-2009, 08:13 AM

I just fired 1 VERY GOOD affiliate manager.. There IS ROOM for MORE vacant spots.

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04-23-2009, 08:14 AM

Its amazing at how many NEED the job but either dont want it when offered or dont want to work for the money.

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04-23-2009, 08:20 AM

I'll take the job if you accept webmasters to work remotely, I have been running www.traffic-trades.com and www.spicydollars.com for the past four years. I'll work cheap since I'm overseas contact admin at traffic-trades.com - staff at spicydollars.com or ICQ 102712681

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04-23-2009, 08:26 AM

General webmaster if remotely

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04-23-2009, 08:54 AM

you can't fire me...I put out ;-)

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04-23-2009, 09:02 AM

I once coded an automated firing script, problem was I had to beta test it :/
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04-23-2009, 09:52 AM

i wonder why they get fired

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04-23-2009, 09:55 AM

I am a very bad general manager

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04-23-2009, 09:56 AM

Originally posted by nosey

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04-23-2009, 09:57 AM

I'd be interested in the General Webmaster or Affiliate Manager position if remotely. Feel free to email me at webmaster @ youngchickz.com or you can icq me at 16544251.

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04-23-2009, 09:59 AM

ehhhhhhhhh ehhhhhh

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04-23-2009, 10:02 AM

Originally posted by nosey

That is going to give me nightmares.

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04-23-2009, 10:04 AM

Originally posted by 12clicksMichele

That is going to give me nightmares.

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04-23-2009, 10:04 AM

Originally posted by Zuzana Designs

Jobs are good news.. I posted a job on craigslist last week for $10.00 an hour just to help me sort content and manage my sites.. You should hear some of the e-mails I get from people thinking when I say I need a webmaster they think I'm trying to hire some pro coder for $10.00 an hour.. I would have thought 300 people would want a job sorting content and updating my sites..

Good luck in your search K-man

People on CL can be totally retarded about jobs. I've gotten hate mail before... "you only pay $X and expect all of that work done in two hours?!" To be blunt, that exact attitude is probably why they are on CL looking for work.

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04-23-2009, 10:10 AM

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04-23-2009, 10:24 AM

hit me up i am interested in designer position

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04-23-2009, 10:26 AM

This thread is confusing.
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04-23-2009, 10:31 AM

reading and comprehension seems to be an issue in this thread

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04-23-2009, 11:53 AM

So how many people were fired today?
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04-23-2009, 11:56 AM

Thanks for firing me.

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04-23-2009, 11:59 AM

Originally posted by JFK

reading and comprehension seems to be an issue in this thread

It does

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04-23-2009, 12:02 PM

I'd like to apply to be fired from the general manager job - the one you aren't offering today.

Please don't give me a salary of $130,000 per year plus benefits, and please don't give me an early termination package.

The contract must not state that I get to live in Thailand and fuck shemales on the company dime.

Relocation assistance will not be accepted.

Please have my COBRA documents signed and available on my first non-working day.

Thank you very much.
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04-23-2009, 12:06 PM

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04-23-2009, 12:27 PM

do i get severance once im fired....
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04-23-2009, 12:32 PM

Man, I get fired all the time, I'm pretty sure you fired me yourself 3 or 4 times, plus all the times I've fired myself... No matter how many times I get fired I still manage to have a fucking job.

Sorta...
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04-23-2009, 11:07 PM

Originally posted by burntfilm

Man, I get fired all the time, I'm pretty sure you fired me yourself 3 or 4 times, plus all the times I've fired myself... No matter how many times I get fired I still manage to have a fucking job.

I told you that you could always not have your original position back, any time bro! Just lmk and we'll work out the details

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04-23-2009, 11:19 PM

Originally posted by Fletch XXX

Ive never been fired, I always quit lol

Heh, I've only ever had 1 job and I quit to run my business full-time. It's amazing all the lemmings in the world that take the spoonfed "work 30+ years" life and have the audacity to complain about it instead of strive for more out of their lives.

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04-23-2009, 11:27 PM

lol at the number of people missing the joke and wanting to work remotely

... or is it me that's missing it?
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04-23-2009, 11:33 PM

Originally posted by nosey

oh my goodness where the fuck do you get these things?
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04-23-2009, 11:36 PM

I'd like to fire myself sometimes and just go on a long vacation for at least a year

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04-24-2009, 01:32 AM

A bump for ya I would like to apply for an affiliate manager, if you still in lookup you can email me : happypuppy20 [at] gmail.com
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04-24-2009, 01:54 AM

i want to be a graphic designer but i dont want to be fired tommorow =) hhahhha

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04-24-2009, 02:27 AM

lol at this and all replies

You can fire me if u want, probably general webmaster.

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04-24-2009, 02:33 AM

Ill pop a cap in ur ass before you fire me

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