JR From The ********* Emailed Me! For Real!
JR from ********* emailed me out of the blue last night:
Here's my response:
To: "J.R." <[email protected]>
From: [email protected]
Subject: Hey it's Teh BoyAlley!
Thanks for emailings me J.R.!
I took a look at your pictures and you're pretty damn cute! Are you a top or a bottom? I'm guessing bottom, you look too nelly to be a top. You are out of the closet right? Or would we have to go at it on the downlow? Either is fine.
This whole "salvation-in-a-box" scheme that you came up with is genius! $165 each too! I could NEVER charge that much for access to a paysite!
What are the conversions like? The financial conversions I mean, afterall none of us really give a damn about the religious ones right? Hehehe. I still think you should come up with an affiliate program. "Jesus Bucks" or something, it'd be great!
I feel kind of bad you going after Donny though. How much has he donated to your church so far? Has to be a good bit for someone from your church to fly out there and stay with him. How much do you think you'll be able to get out of him before he goes broke? Better get all you can from him and quick, he'll probably be losing his house and everything soon. I wonder what his son will do when he grows up now? Donny probably won't be able to afford to help him through college. But heck who cares if he loses his house and everything he owns, and if his son has to end up going to a trade school. He has Jesus in his life now, right? Heck his son could be a carpenter, follow in Jesus' footsteps and stuff! Perfect! Praise be to god!
It's a shame Jesus doesn't pay as much as porn does though. Well, unless you run a "salvation-in-a-box" paysite that is, hehehe.
I talked it over with Satan, and he said he'd be very angry with me if I started talking to you about god, and that he'd take away the special powers that he's granted me. Jesus never gave me special powers, obviously Satan's the way to go. I was also warned that if Jesus was in my life, he'd start trying to convince me to like Vagina. That's just evil.
Enjoy your Porn Jihad, I have to go jackoff now, I spent the morning editing video of this hot 20 year old twink with a 9" dick.
Your "Sister",
Teh BoyAlley
To: [email protected]
From: "J.R." <[email protected]>
Subject: Hey it's the ********* guy
Date: Thu, 28 Sep 2006 22:12:43 -0700
X-Mailer: Apple Mail (2.752.2)
Hey BoyAlley,
Sincerely.... if you ever want some conversation about God stuff I would be more than willing......
Thanks!
J.R.
[email protected]
www.*********.com
www.starvingjesus.com
From: "J.R." <[email protected]>
Subject: Hey it's the ********* guy
Date: Thu, 28 Sep 2006 22:12:43 -0700
X-Mailer: Apple Mail (2.752.2)
Hey BoyAlley,
Sincerely.... if you ever want some conversation about God stuff I would be more than willing......
Thanks!
J.R.
[email protected]
www.*********.com
www.starvingjesus.com
To: "J.R." <[email protected]>
From: [email protected]
Subject: Hey it's Teh BoyAlley!
Thanks for emailings me J.R.!
I took a look at your pictures and you're pretty damn cute! Are you a top or a bottom? I'm guessing bottom, you look too nelly to be a top. You are out of the closet right? Or would we have to go at it on the downlow? Either is fine.
This whole "salvation-in-a-box" scheme that you came up with is genius! $165 each too! I could NEVER charge that much for access to a paysite!
What are the conversions like? The financial conversions I mean, afterall none of us really give a damn about the religious ones right? Hehehe. I still think you should come up with an affiliate program. "Jesus Bucks" or something, it'd be great!
I feel kind of bad you going after Donny though. How much has he donated to your church so far? Has to be a good bit for someone from your church to fly out there and stay with him. How much do you think you'll be able to get out of him before he goes broke? Better get all you can from him and quick, he'll probably be losing his house and everything soon. I wonder what his son will do when he grows up now? Donny probably won't be able to afford to help him through college. But heck who cares if he loses his house and everything he owns, and if his son has to end up going to a trade school. He has Jesus in his life now, right? Heck his son could be a carpenter, follow in Jesus' footsteps and stuff! Perfect! Praise be to god!
It's a shame Jesus doesn't pay as much as porn does though. Well, unless you run a "salvation-in-a-box" paysite that is, hehehe.
I talked it over with Satan, and he said he'd be very angry with me if I started talking to you about god, and that he'd take away the special powers that he's granted me. Jesus never gave me special powers, obviously Satan's the way to go. I was also warned that if Jesus was in my life, he'd start trying to convince me to like Vagina. That's just evil.
Enjoy your Porn Jihad, I have to go jackoff now, I spent the morning editing video of this hot 20 year old twink with a 9" dick.
Your "Sister",
Teh BoyAlley
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