There was no fisting involved .. more like internal manipulation. There's photographic evidence available, but we can't find the model release. If you'll stapiluate to release the photos for publication on gfy only, we can probably help jog your memory.
"internal manipulation" - i thought this was an office term.
oh now we know you're lying, my ass is t.i.g.h.t. :P
damn girl...
“If you can convince the lowest white man he’s better than the best colored man, he won’t notice you’re picking his pocket. Hell, give him somebody to look down on, and he’ll empty his pockets for you.”
Really? That doesn't sound as good, but I may have to settle.
My hair is not pink, my boobs are not big, and I have pretty much zero fisting action going on. I think maybe that is why he acts so indifferent towards me.
Really? That doesn't sound as good, but I may have to settle.
My hair is not pink, my boobs are not big, and I have pretty much zero fisting action going on. I think maybe that is why he acts so indifferent towards me.
I'm not really a pink hair fan ... I don't see any pictures from you in my inbox though!
Speaking of cherries, can you put on in there and seconds later have the stem come out tied up in a knot? If so, I will do ANYTHING you ask to see that trick!
Speaking of cherries, can you put on in there and seconds later have the stem come out tied up in a knot? If so, I will do ANYTHING you ask to see that trick!
The girl I'm dating can do that in like 3 seconds!
I really hope it's you that's making those things ^^. If I find out WarChild keeps a Tassy sock puppet next to his bed, I will be heart broken.
No, I made him a taSSy real doll out of bags of rottweiler fur, the brush end of an old mop dyed pink, and a vagina I welded together out of old muffler pieces found at the side of Costa Rican roads
Speaking of cherries, can you put on in there and seconds later have the stem come out tied up in a knot? If so, I will do ANYTHING you ask to see that trick!
yeah i have tried to tie a cherry...with my pink cherry....
but i can do it with my tongue under 5 seconds. i swear. and i'm going to be doing it a lot more at the next show!
if you find that dildo, and sleazy agrees, i'll totally do it. though i'd prefer you and sleazy connected at the anus and me jumping...dildo.
The only problem is, what if Sleazy dream somehow becomes a superhero from this, kinda like Doctor Octopus from Spiderman 2? Next Internext everyone is up on the 9th floor, and Sleazy uses the spiked dildo out of his ass to climb up the side of the building, reach in, grabs you ( sish-ka-bob style? ) and then climbs back down the building?
In the porn world, would spiderman shoot his "web" from his wrists?
“If you can convince the lowest white man he’s better than the best colored man, he won’t notice you’re picking his pocket. Hell, give him somebody to look down on, and he’ll empty his pockets for you.”
taSSy ran to her shoebox in a fit of tears. She knows her puffy pink boobs are nicer than yours but she's mortified that she just found out that she doesn't even have legs or an ass
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