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Chris Angel is a fake = I almost died in mexico :(

09-25-2006, 09:51 AM

That dude showed me on t.v. that you can walk through glass.

Well, I tried it at steve lightspeeds house on the beach. that shit didn't work.

Now I have a 3/4 inch deep laceration on one leg and about a 3.5 inch long cut on the other one.

Sucks too. I really wanted to try that dissappearing elephant trick next.

I'll never believe his show again.

* in all seriousness i was on the phone and accidentally walked through a 4 foot by 10 foot pane glass window that looks like an open doorway in the beach house that steve was staying in at YP. some one has some pics somewhere. it hurts like a mother fucker and i'm gonna have a nice scar that i have declared to tattoo YP2006 next to it.

thank you to all the doctors / drunken webmasters that field bandaged me and stopped the bleeding. that was the scarest emergency room i was ever in.

i wish i had a pic from my angle that i was sitting in of the looks on some peoples faces as i lookd around the crowd huddling around me. its nice to know that people care.

i'm glad i was only about 4-5 beers deep and a half a xanex at that point.

thanks everyone.
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09-25-2006, 09:51 AM

xanax helps a lot

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09-25-2006, 09:53 AM

Originally posted by A1R3K

i'm glad i was only about 4-5 beers deep and a half a xanex at that point.

If that is true you are the biggest lightweight around.
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09-25-2006, 09:57 AM

this thread is useless without pics

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09-25-2006, 09:58 AM

that's fucked up ... is Steve charging you for the window ..lol

Glad your OK

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09-25-2006, 09:58 AM

Originally posted by johnny o

this thread is useless without pics

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09-25-2006, 09:59 AM

Originally posted by Fris

xanax helps a lot

well, it certainly did keep me from freaking out cuz all the blood and the chaos that i created breaking the glass.

Big Big Big Big thank you to my nurse Rhiannon Bray www.rhiannonbray.com

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i'm gonna purposely get hurt to go to the hospital she will be working at in the future.

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09-25-2006, 10:00 AM

Originally posted by baddog

If that is true you are the biggest lightweight around.

hahaha. yeah thats before i started hittingthe jaeger machine.

i can handle alot of beer.
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09-25-2006, 10:00 AM

Steve was running around screaming "Medic! We need a MEDIC!!!"
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09-25-2006, 10:02 AM

Originally posted by A1R3K

* in all seriousness i was on the phone and accidentally walked through a 4 foot by 10 foot pane glass window that looks like an open doorway in the beach house

You failed to mention how many beers you had by then
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09-25-2006, 10:04 AM

Drinking and Xaning is a bad combo, causes sudden death!
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09-25-2006, 10:06 AM

omg airek! glad to hear you are ok... sounds like quite a traumatic event!
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09-25-2006, 10:10 AM

holy shit! Glad you made it back from the Mexican ER.

Sounds like it could be good premise for a horror movie ("Hostel 3: Mexican ER")

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09-25-2006, 10:11 AM

Ouch man. Sorry to hear about that.
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09-25-2006, 10:11 AM

glad to hear you're ok man...enjoy the painkillers!

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09-25-2006, 10:12 AM

Dude consider youself lucky. I saw a guy who died like that, slashed an artery. Sorry to hear your pain, but happy you lived!

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09-25-2006, 10:13 AM

sorry to hear, hope you get better

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09-25-2006, 10:15 AM

thats my worst nightmare, being in mexico and needing a blood transfusion and the only people around are a bunch of porn webmasters!

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09-25-2006, 10:16 AM

Outch that sucks
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09-25-2006, 10:17 AM

Scary stuff Airek! Glad you are ok!

I did the same long time ago and have a nice 4 inch long scar on my overarm to show for it - almost sliced my main artery.

But at least you will look like a warrior now.

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09-25-2006, 10:30 AM

never trust what you see on the internet!!!

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09-25-2006, 10:34 AM

Wow thats fucked up glad your ok and that you made it out of the mexican ER safely
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09-25-2006, 10:35 AM

Battle scars rock!

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09-25-2006, 10:48 AM

You and Marc bro...same thing. Both of you walked through glass at that show?
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09-25-2006, 10:51 AM

Originally posted by Z

You and Marc bro...same thing. Both of you walked through glass at that show?

That is what Zoe said
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09-25-2006, 10:51 AM

You were a troope Airek...

BTW, the window you went through this year, cost me about $150 less than the window last year...they must a. either really like us, or b. did a volume buy for lower costs...

Hope the beer you had on the last day got you through the border!

thanks for the Laser show too...kicked royal ass man!

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09-25-2006, 10:52 AM

Originally posted by Andre

You failed to mention how many beers you had by then

yeah, 4 beers my butt

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09-25-2006, 10:53 AM

Man that gash on your leg looked so fucking nasty You were pretty calm for just going through a window.

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09-25-2006, 10:55 AM

lol

wow...

you ight man?

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09-25-2006, 10:57 AM

what a great story and i mean thats what life is all about who can get the most good stories

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09-25-2006, 11:04 AM

Damn, glad you're ok! I almost drowned 2 years ago at the YP party. Mexico is just too damn unsafe for me.

Glad you were in good hands, I know some of the peep that were there who are really just good people. Rhiannon, a nurse? I'm thinking injury myself! Help!

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09-25-2006, 11:06 AM

Good you are ok.But it will be good if you show some pics.
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09-25-2006, 11:49 AM

Originally posted by MikeVega

that's fucked up ... is Steve charging you for the window ..lol

Glad your OK

nah. i offered to pay for it, at least i think i did. i can't believe that they'd put single pane non safety glass in a postion like that with such a big piece of it too. thank god that i am not injured much worse or even dead.

that goes in my top list of " you got 9 lives airek"
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09-25-2006, 11:54 AM

Originally posted by YNOTBob

You were a troope Airek...

BTW, the window you went through this year, cost me about $150 less than the window last year...they must a. either really like us, or b. did a volume buy for lower costs...

Hope the beer you had on the last day got you through the border!

thanks for the Laser show too...kicked royal ass man!

hopefully they are gonna instal safety glass as each one gets broken, but considering its mexico im gonna lean towards that not happening.

thanks buddy. everyone was great. shit happens. we got in trouble for the beer at the border but the dude was cool. he said you can only bring back one liter of alchohol each. so with me and kenny in the car it was 6 bottles or a six pack. we were over our quota by 7 six packs of beer. i told the guy how bad i got cut and showed him and he let us roll. LOL

as for the laser, i'm glad you're happy and steves happy

i'll be at YP next year with my tattoo on my leg

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09-25-2006, 11:57 AM

Originally posted by brand0n

lol

wow...

you ight man?

im ok, at eh time i didnt feel the pain cuz i was in shock + xanax + beers. once it got all bandaged up and i elevated it, it started to throb.

there was no way i was goin to a mexcan hospital. shit, the ER we set up in steves kitchen was better and cleaner prob. there are some very god hospitals but there are also some places that aren't so hospital.

thansk again everyone te helped adnt ook care of my stupid ass.
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09-25-2006, 12:07 PM

Originally posted by Z

You and Marc bro...same thing. Both of you walked through glass at that show?

indeed they did

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09-25-2006, 12:18 PM

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indeed they did

i hope the trend ends with mine. i could have easily been R.I.P now.

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09-25-2006, 12:46 PM

Glad your ok how fast where you moving when you hit? Back in the 80's I worked at a MB dealership in service and the front was all glass. More than once we had customers bounce off one of the glass walls thinking it was the door.
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09-25-2006, 12:48 PM

So with your skinny ass you must have hit bone...

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09-25-2006, 12:49 PM

Originally posted by tony404

Glad your ok how fast where you moving when you hit? Back in the 80's I worked at a MB dealership in service and the front was all glass. More than once we had customers bounce off one of the glass walls thinking it was the door.

not fast at al
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prob is it was not safety glass it was single pane very thin glass with no safety film.

i am fortunate that i was not decapitated or lost an eye. i am very happy to be alive and very very gracious.
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09-25-2006, 12:58 PM

Originally posted by RogerV

So with your skinny ass you must have hit bone...

Hope youre alright

my kneecap is what broke the window initialy the i felt my head smack it. luckily i didnt fuck up my face.
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09-25-2006, 01:06 PM

hey man at least it wasn't your neck that got cut

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09-25-2006, 01:15 PM

hehe doh! but ouchy.

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09-25-2006, 01:34 PM

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09-25-2006, 01:35 PM

Damn Airek - That's one of the freakiest accidents I've heard of in a long time. Glad you're okay. Didn't get you anywhere that will inhibit your ways and means so that's a good thing.

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09-25-2006, 01:36 PM

Didnt Marc Womack do that two years ago too?

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09-25-2006, 01:56 PM

yes marc did it too.

thank god nick wasnt there. me marf and nick woulda all fell out seperate windows or railings LOL
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09-25-2006, 02:57 PM

Glad to hear your alright , I wouldn't want to get hurt in Mexico. I put my arm threw a window once so I feel your pain.

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09-25-2006, 03:01 PM

Dam, I dont want to sound like a prik but I can't wait to see the pics...

I hope you have a speedy recovery!

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09-25-2006, 03:03 PM

Didn't Marc do that too?

*just acting like I didn't read the thread! Glad you are ok man! Those windows can be a dangerous thing!
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