I used to live on Whyte Ave in Edmonton a few years back. Occasionally I'd throw the odd bum some change, or a good busker would get some change. One day I was walking along with my roommate and this little street punk asks me for some change. I say I have none and he gives me this shithead look. So he asks me for a smoke, I say I have none as I am smoking one. So he throws up his skateboard like he's gonna stroke me with it. I straight booted that little fuck in the gut so hard he folded right in the middle of the sidewalk.
