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  • buddyjuf
    • Aug 2026

    #1

    Say you catch someone throwing eggs at your car...

    Are you allowed to shoot him with a paintball gun? run after him and hit him with a hockey stick?

    what can you do?
  • squishypimp
    PostMaster General
    • Aug 2006
    • 10781

    #2
    um...i guess so, be nice

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    • Jarmusch
       
      • May 2003
      • 12479

      #3
      Off with their heads.

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      • donross
        Confirmed User
        • Aug 2005
        • 1295

        #4
        be nice as much as i have to..
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        • WiredGuy
          Pounding Googlebot
          • Aug 2002
          • 34515

          #5
          You'd probably get charged for assault by doing so though...
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          • tony299
            lurker
            • Aug 2002
            • 57021

            #6
            when I didnt own property, I would make them lick it off my car. Now I have assets so I would call the police.

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            • buddyjuf

              #7
              what can the police do? a silly slap on the wrist?

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              • Spunky
                I need a beer
                • Jun 2002
                • 133978

                #8
                Release the hounds on them

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                • sickkittens
                  I am a meat popsicle.
                  • Jul 2002
                  • 25100

                  #9
                  Originally posted by bdjuf
                  what can the police do? a silly slap on the wrist?
                  Pretty much. I'm assuming he's young?

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                  • MetaMan
                    I AM WEB 2.0
                    • Jan 2003
                    • 28682

                    #10
                    just beat his ass down. if you give him a good enough beating he wont go to the cops, and tell him "if you go to the cops i will kill you", then if he does do so.

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                    • Blingbaby
                      Confirmed User
                      • Mar 2006
                      • 1079

                      #11
                      Perhaps go all metrosexual on his ass..

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                      • jelf
                        Registered User
                        • Sep 2006
                        • 98

                        #12
                        yea shoot him with a paintball gun sounds good

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                        • BuggyG
                          Confirmed User
                          • Oct 2002
                          • 4179

                          #13
                          depending on what part of the city ya live in

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                          • msan
                            Confirmed User
                            • Jun 2006
                            • 1336

                            #14
                            Throw eggs back at em
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                            • Alex
                              So Fucking Banned (YEA!!)
                              • Jun 2004
                              • 10963

                              #15
                              Its a tough situation.

                              I have been on the throwing side tons of times in my life and we only had one close call.

                              We had four of us in a car, i was driving my friends car who was sitting shot gun, and two others in the back. All varsity football players, all huge big guys.

                              we are going up a hill and demolish this new car but seeing as how it was a hill we couldnt see that further up, the owner and his buddy was standing outside. They quickly got in thier other car and chased us down.

                              Going 70MPH down residential streets, running stop signs and busting huge turns was the scariest thing of my life but we finally lost them. Looking back even if he had cuaght us, and tried to call the police we would have left, and if he tried to fight we would have beat his ass.

                              It was a lose-lose for him and is a lose-lose for you.
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                              Who?
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                              • wdsguy
                                Ryde or Die
                                • Dec 2002
                                • 19568

                                #16
                                your beemer got owned?

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                                • Phil
                                  Confirmed User
                                  • Jan 2004
                                  • 7659

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by bdjuf
                                  Are you allowed to shoot him with a paintball gun? run after him and hit him with a hockey stick?

                                  what can you do?
                                  First of all lets pretend you’re not metrosexual, gay look a like and actually know what paintball gun is and would know how to protect yourself if he turns around and smacks you.. with the fist, not the feather fan that you stole from symphony theater…
                                  Ask Phil

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                                  • madawgz
                                    8.8.8.8
                                    • Mar 2006
                                    • 30509

                                    #18
                                    who are these mysterious enemies man?

                                    didnt you get egged 5 months ago or something?
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                                    • reynold
                                      Too lazy to set a custom title
                                      • Oct 2002
                                      • 51271

                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by bdjuf
                                      Are you allowed to shoot him with a paintball gun? run after him and hit him with a hockey stick?

                                      what can you do?
                                      I'll throw back some eggs too--and I'll make sure they're hardboiled.

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                                      • BIGTYMER
                                        Junior Achiever
                                        • Nov 2004
                                        • 17066

                                        #20
                                        LOL!! bdjuf and his High School drama never gets old.

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                                        • Vitasoy
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                                          • Oct 2003
                                          • 58202

                                          #21
                                          Chasing him down and giving him a beat down or worse he giving you a beat down is not the road I'd go. Best is try to get a pic of him and call the police


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                                          • poisson
                                            Confirmed User
                                            • Mar 2003
                                            • 6474

                                            #22
                                            I'd wash the car. If it is repeated; i'd wash the car again.

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                                            • cess
                                              Confirmed User
                                              • Sep 2006
                                              • 2921

                                              #23
                                              Originally posted by Jarmusch
                                              Off with their heads.

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                                              • xclusive
                                                Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                • Apr 2004
                                                • 35218

                                                #24
                                                Suck thier cocks, It might not solve the problem but at least you will be happy

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                                                • UniversalPass Pete
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                                                  • Dec 2004
                                                  • 7368

                                                  #25
                                                  I boil those eggs and shove them up their ass!


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                                                  • Mr.Right - Banned For Life
                                                    I guarantee it
                                                    • May 2005
                                                    • 18314

                                                    #26
                                                    Originally posted by UniversalPass Pete
                                                    I boil those eggs and shove them up their ass!
                                                    Good idea, i would then tie them up and put them in the middle of a paddock and let as many gay guys as i could find come and have fun with their virgin butts.

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                                                    • madawgz
                                                      8.8.8.8
                                                      • Mar 2006
                                                      • 30509

                                                      #27
                                                      anyways man, im sure if you threw something back you wouldnt go to jail lol
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                                                      • Dagwolf
                                                        President of Canada
                                                        • Sep 2003
                                                        • 23141

                                                        #28
                                                        Throw eggs at their car. If they don't have one throw eggs at their house.
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                                                        • Blingbaby
                                                          Confirmed User
                                                          • Mar 2006
                                                          • 1079

                                                          #29
                                                          Originally posted by bdjuf
                                                          Are you allowed to shoot him with a paintball gun? run after him and hit him with a hockey stick?

                                                          what can you do?
                                                          Just chase him and cover him in pink handkerchiefs, that'll show him who's queen.. ehmm I mean king..

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                                                          • Blingbaby
                                                            Confirmed User
                                                            • Mar 2006
                                                            • 1079

                                                            #30
                                                            Originally posted by madawgz
                                                            who are these mysterious enemies man?

                                                            didnt you get egged 5 months ago or something?
                                                            ]

                                                            And it's not even Halloween yet, I'd start thinking WHAT'S UP????

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                                                            • BIGTYMER
                                                              Junior Achiever
                                                              • Nov 2004
                                                              • 17066

                                                              #31
                                                              Maybe we can bdjuf on MTV's High School Stories.

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                                                              • Blingbaby
                                                                Confirmed User
                                                                • Mar 2006
                                                                • 1079

                                                                #32
                                                                Originally posted by bdjuf
                                                                Are you allowed to shoot him with a paintball gun? run after him and hit him with a hockey stick?

                                                                what can you do?
                                                                Fuck the hockey stick man, just run after him with your 7 foot dildo you hide in your closet, I guarantee he will run away man..

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                                                                • gecko
                                                                  ******
                                                                  • Jun 2002
                                                                  • 21846

                                                                  #33
                                                                  Put on a mask, get a bat, and beat the shit out of him
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                                                                  • rodney25
                                                                    Confirmed User
                                                                    • Jun 2005
                                                                    • 7090

                                                                    #34
                                                                    I'd biatchslap that guy!!!!!!!!


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                                                                    • aico
                                                                      Moo Moo Cow
                                                                      • Mar 2004
                                                                      • 14748

                                                                      #35
                                                                      Tell them that they better get their asses washing your car, or buy you a new paint job when the egg yolk dries, their choice.
                                                                      Last edited by aico; 09-25-2006, 12:34 AM.

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