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  • BoyAlley
    So Fucking Gay
    • Nov 2004
    • 19714

    #1

    Get BoyAlley's Sig For October - FOR FREE!

    There won't be an auction for next month. There won't be a bunch of threads.
    There will be just this. Here's what "this" is:


    Over the past 2 months my gay homosexual sig has raised over $19,000 for important causes in our industry. Companies involved have gotten huge amounts of positive exposure, while at the same time making a positive impact in the industry.

    However, not all companies can afford to cough up such big money on such short notice, or they already give financially in other ways. But you don't need to cough up big money to help make a difference.

    So, to get the massive exposure that comes along with having your very own gay homosexual for an entire month, here's what your company needs to do:

    Make ONE POST and ONE POST ONLY in this thread explaining what your company is willing to do for this industry in exchange for my gay ass for an entire month. Include a full description, illustrations, pics, videos, whatever it takes to get your point across!

    It's that simple.

    Deadline for entries is September 30th at 11:59pm EST. I'll pick the winner shortly there after.

    Be thoughtful and be creative. What will YOUR company do to help this industry if chosen?. Your entry can be humorous, but the impact of what you're willing to do for this industry has to be real and genuine.

    (Along with my sig, I will also assist in press releases, ideas for additional publicity, etc. Teh BoyAlley knows how to whore it up, I don't need to tell you all that.)

    All companies are welcome to enter, no matter how big or small, or if they've participated in my sig events in the past or not.

    Remember, the earlier your company gets its offer in, the more exposure your company will get, even if not chosen. The industry's watching!

    (And GURL you just know Teh BoyAlley has some surprises up his sleeve again!)
  • BoyAlley
    So Fucking Gay
    • Nov 2004
    • 19714

    #2
    Thanks To Those That Have Won My Past Sig Auctions:

    WEGCash popped Teh BoyAlley's Sig Cherry And Taught Me How To Fuck Her Right!
    Ruuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuth! Hi Ruth!


    Fleshlight Cash wanted my gay homosexual ass bad, and they got it!
    BTW CT is Twinkalicious! LAWDS MERCY!
    Teh Fleshlight Balloon Animal Made Special By Teh BoyAlley:



    Epic Cash brought massive dramas as always, but in the end coughed up big cash!
    Along With My Sig I Threw In A Free Bottle Of Shampoo For JimTheFiend!
    BTW FYI FAQ FAG: Trey Has Purdy Nails!




    Will YOUR company be next on my list?
    cmon Cmon CMON!

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    • squishypimp
      PostMaster General
      • Aug 2006
      • 10781

      #3
      sig spot

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      • CaptainHowdy
        Too lazy to set a custom title
        • Dec 2004
        • 94149

        #4
        I love you BoyAlleyyyyyy!!

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        • BusterBunny
          perverted justice decoy
          • Aug 2005
          • 19291

          #5
          never heard of this boyalley person......a free sig spot sounds about right for a newb such as he...........
          my sig caught gonoherpasyphilaids and died

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          • BoyAlley
            So Fucking Gay
            • Nov 2004
            • 19714

            #6
            Originally posted by BusterBunny
            never heard of this boyalley person......a free sig spot sounds about right for a newb such as he...........

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            • gecko
              ******
              • Jun 2002
              • 21846

              #7
              the thread width is messed up
              [email protected]

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              • squishypimp
                PostMaster General
                • Aug 2006
                • 10781

                #8
                boy alley, i think you need to give Mike From AMC (my sig sponsor) just because of the fact that he is a great guy running an awesome company. He has believed in me for awhile and I would love to see someone as nice as he get the honor to fly his banner in your signature.

                A true champion of the under dogs

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                • Juicy D. Links
                  So Fucking Banned
                  • Apr 2001
                  • 122992

                  #9
                  my cum is milky

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                  • BusterBunny
                    perverted justice decoy
                    • Aug 2005
                    • 19291

                    #10
                    Originally posted by Juicy D. Links
                    my cum is milky
                    don't look like cum to me

                    my sig caught gonoherpasyphilaids and died

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                    • BoyAlley
                      So Fucking Gay
                      • Nov 2004
                      • 19714

                      #11
                      Uh-oh BusterBunny. Do you have 2257 docs for those depicted in that pic? Is watersports obscene based on your community's standards? Do you have all the URL's cross referenced? Where's your labeling informations?

                      LAWDS MERCY! THE FBIs IS COMING FOR YOU!!!!!!!!!!

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                      • BoyAlley
                        So Fucking Gay
                        • Nov 2004
                        • 19714

                        #12
                        Originally posted by Juicy D. Links
                        my cum is milky
                        Orly? Seeing is believing........

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                        • MaddCaz
                          Confirmed User
                          • Mar 2006
                          • 9483

                          #13
                          haha @ "in exchange for my gay ass"

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                          • BoyAlley
                            So Fucking Gay
                            • Nov 2004
                            • 19714

                            #14
                            Originally posted by squishypimp
                            boy alley, i think you need to give Mike From AMC (my sig sponsor) just because of the fact that he is a great guy running an awesome company. He has believed in me for awhile and I would love to see someone as nice as he get the honor to fly his banner in your signature.

                            A true champion of the under dogs
                            Well get him to enter the contests then! There are rules rules RULES that must be followed!

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                            • BoyAlley
                              So Fucking Gay
                              • Nov 2004
                              • 19714

                              #15
                              Originally posted by MaddCaz
                              haha @ "in exchange for my gay ass"
                              GURL This is Grade-A USDA Mushroom Stamped Prime Meat right here, uhhu!

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                              • BusterBunny
                                perverted justice decoy
                                • Aug 2005
                                • 19291

                                #16
                                Originally posted by BoyAlley
                                Uh-oh BusterBunny. Do you have 2257 docs for those depicted in that pic? Is watersports obscene based on your community's standards? Do you have all the URL's cross referenced? Where's your labeling informations?

                                LAWDS MERCY! THE FBIs IS COMING FOR YOU!!!!!!!!!!
                                it appears my phone has been tapped already.....tho it is proly only to get free phone sex.....

                                my sig caught gonoherpasyphilaids and died

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                                • Fizzgig
                                  Registered User
                                  • Feb 2004
                                  • 9649

                                  #17
                                  This requires deep thought.

                                  ---'-,-{@ Sassy Grrrl @}-'-,---

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                                  • BoyAlley
                                    So Fucking Gay
                                    • Nov 2004
                                    • 19714

                                    #18
                                    George Bush makes my elbow itch..........

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                                    • BoyAlley
                                      So Fucking Gay
                                      • Nov 2004
                                      • 19714

                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by Fizzgig
                                      This requires deep thought.

                                      Yes it does! But mah ghey ass is worth it! Just anyone that's had it.

                                      LAWDS MERCY!

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                                      • BusterBunny
                                        perverted justice decoy
                                        • Aug 2005
                                        • 19291

                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by BoyAlley
                                        George Bush makes my elbow itch..........
                                        that is why you should vote hillary in 08

                                        Last edited by BusterBunny; 09-24-2006, 01:24 PM. Reason: tho it may fall off instead of itch ;)
                                        my sig caught gonoherpasyphilaids and died

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                                        • Sparks
                                          Confirmed User
                                          • Nov 2004
                                          • 2466

                                          #21
                                          Sounds like a great way for a company to get some good exposure. This is an awesome promo BoyAlley.

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                                          • sharp
                                            Confirmed User
                                            • Jan 2003
                                            • 7006

                                            #22
                                            I will turn gay for a month.

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                                            • WarChild
                                              Let slip the dogs of war.
                                              • Jan 2003
                                              • 17263

                                              #23
                                              It would seem that over the years a division has developed between gay and straight marketers. In some cases the two groups are very similar to opposite sides of the same coin in that they never have the same view at the same time. Recently I've come in to possession of startling new evidence that shows just how deep the divide has really become.

                                              During the last Webmaster Access Middle East (WAME) held in Lebanon, a rowdy group of straight porn pushers held a rally denouncing gay sites and even the Gay Pope Boy Alley. While it is not clear exactly how the demonstartion started, we at You Have Sales had staff attending the convention and were able to capture the following still image.



                                              Further evidence can be found in the seperation of The Gay Phoenix Forum from the Phoneix Forum. The last time these events were held at the same time there was a dust up, so to speak. The details are not entirely clear but from what we've learned it would appear that bad judgment was used scheduling the "Old School Rodeo Ride Party" next to the "Flaming Gay Mountain Adventure". You Have Sales was fortunate to uncover the following video captured live at the event. Watch it the extreme events that unfolded HERE.

                                              After development of our sites Teen Lesbian Land and Girls Left Alone we were pleasantly surprised with the large number of female customers signing up to both sites. While we thought ourselves to be a primarily straight based marketing model we are now taking pause to discover in what ways we can further exploit this type of synergy between the two markets.

                                              At You Have Sales we say enough is enough when it comes to both sides leaving money on the table because of their seeming inability to work together and we pledge to work with Boy Alley (and his sig!) to bring the two sides closer together and increase the bottom line for everyone.
                                              .

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                                              • Farang
                                                one sick puppy
                                                • Oct 2004
                                                • 11713

                                                #24
                                                Originally posted by BusterBunny
                                                don't look like cum to me

                                                fbm

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                                                • marcjacob
                                                  Confirmed User
                                                  • Jun 2003
                                                  • 1063

                                                  #25
                                                  bump for a nice guy
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                                                  • BoyAlley
                                                    So Fucking Gay
                                                    • Nov 2004
                                                    • 19714

                                                    #26
                                                    Originally posted by astar
                                                    I will turn gay for a month.
                                                    Does that include putting out for Teh BoyAlley? Top or Bottom? Swallow?

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                                                    • BoyAlley
                                                      So Fucking Gay
                                                      • Nov 2004
                                                      • 19714

                                                      #27
                                                      Originally posted by Sparks
                                                      Sounds like a great way for a company to get some good exposure. This is an awesome promo BoyAlley.
                                                      YES! Expose yourself in front of Teh BoyAlley, it'll be GREAT!

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                                                      • Barefootsies
                                                        Choice is an Illusion
                                                        • Feb 2005
                                                        • 42635

                                                        #28
                                                        a bump for BoyAlley buttcheeks
                                                        Should You Email Your Members?

                                                        Link1 | Link2 | Link3

                                                        Enough Said.

                                                        "Would you rather live like a king for a year or like a prince forever?"

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                                                        • WarChild
                                                          Let slip the dogs of war.
                                                          • Jan 2003
                                                          • 17263

                                                          #29
                                                          I don't even get a c- for effort?
                                                          .

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                                                          • DWB
                                                            Registered User
                                                            • Jul 2003
                                                            • 31779

                                                            #30
                                                            To be honest with you, I'm not planning on helping the industry any time soon. Simply because... you can not teach a Sneetch.

                                                            I feel that this industry is an incestuous one that will always make the wrong decisions, take all he unnecessary risks, and sell each other out for a penny. 90% of it is operated by uber intelligent guys who could rebuild the space shuttle, but can not run a business or have an honest bone in their body. This industry takes the short cuts, the fast roads, and will cut corners anywhere they can. They will not prepare and then cry about it when trouble falls in their lap. They will piss on girls faces, sell scenes with HIV+ performers, promote other companies who are not 2257 compliant, and would probably sell their children into slavery if they could set it up for some sort of recurring payment.

                                                            I respect you BoyAlley and I believe you are fighting the good fight (and sucking a few cocks along the way, but there is nothing wrong with that), and there are a handful of other honest guys and girls in the biz I have met who I have respect for. But there are not many of you. Not enough for me to ever lend a hand to the industry as a whole, however, for the people I respect I would help them in a time of need without question. But to lend a hand to the industry as a whole... not gonna happen.

                                                            In fact, if we can weed out some of them, then and only then would this be an industry worth standing up for.

                                                            So my contribution would have to be only a single statement: Do not do business with liars, cheaters, scammers and dishonest people / companies. Regardless of how much money they give you, do the right thing. Work with the right people. That is truly the only way to secure a positive future in the adult industry.

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                                                            • DWB
                                                              Registered User
                                                              • Jul 2003
                                                              • 31779

                                                              #31
                                                              Originally posted by BoyAlley
                                                              YES! Expose yourself in front of Teh BoyAlley, it'll be GREAT!

                                                              I would... but you would fall in love and beg just to touch it.

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                                                              • madawgz
                                                                8.8.8.8
                                                                • Mar 2006
                                                                • 30509

                                                                #32
                                                                well thats great man

                                                                i hope the right company gets it!
                                                                TAEMDLRMSKRJIXMRLSMRJ.

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                                                                • BoyAlley
                                                                  So Fucking Gay
                                                                  • Nov 2004
                                                                  • 19714

                                                                  #33
                                                                  Originally posted by Barefootsies
                                                                  a bump for BoyAlley buttcheeks
                                                                  My bubble butt is thexy.........

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                                                                  • msan
                                                                    Confirmed User
                                                                    • Jun 2006
                                                                    • 1336

                                                                    #34
                                                                    Bump for nice deal!
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                                                                    • BoyAlley
                                                                      So Fucking Gay
                                                                      • Nov 2004
                                                                      • 19714

                                                                      #35
                                                                      Originally posted by msan
                                                                      Bump for nice deal!

                                                                      DEAL or NO DEAL!

                                                                      I like that show.

                                                                      Except they need hot mens holding the briefcases instead of those womans.

                                                                      Then it'd be a REALLY good show.

                                                                      Really.

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                                                                      • BoyAlley
                                                                        So Fucking Gay
                                                                        • Nov 2004
                                                                        • 19714

                                                                        #36
                                                                        Originally posted by DirtyWhiteBoy
                                                                        I would... but you would fall in love and beg just to touch it.
                                                                        ORLY? Pics?

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                                                                        • Ace_luffy
                                                                          www.creationcrew.com
                                                                          • Feb 2005
                                                                          • 12170

                                                                          #37
                                                                          Originally posted by BusterBunny
                                                                          don't look like cum to me




                                                                          check my sigs... i hope


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                                                                          • WarChild
                                                                            Let slip the dogs of war.
                                                                            • Jan 2003
                                                                            • 17263

                                                                            #38
                                                                            Since this isn't getting a lot of action, maybe time to reconsider?

                                                                            How about doing another charity auction for NoCarrier's son? http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showth...=659163&page=4
                                                                            .

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                                                                            • sickkittens
                                                                              I am a meat popsicle.
                                                                              • Jul 2002
                                                                              • 25100

                                                                              #39
                                                                              Here's an idea. Someone pays for it and the money goes to NoCarrier. Just a thought.

                                                                              HIGHEST PAYOUTS FOR NO-CONSOLE TOURS IN THE ENTIRE INDUSTRY!

                                                                              THIS SIG CAN BE YOURS FOR $200 - ICQ: 78881543

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                                                                              • Huggles
                                                                                GFY'S #1 retard
                                                                                • Feb 2003
                                                                                • 12583

                                                                                #40
                                                                                Sounds good, I offer $1000 for Oct for NoCarrier
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                                                                                • marcjacob
                                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                                  • Jun 2003
                                                                                  • 1063

                                                                                  #41
                                                                                  Originally posted by sickkittens
                                                                                  Here's an idea. Someone pays for it and the money goes to NoCarrier. Just a thought.
                                                                                  I was going to post that exact same though,

                                                                                  BoyAlley, im not well know here, but i do beg you consider this option. There are some big players on this board, let them bid for your sig and give the cash to this really deserving course.

                                                                                  This kid needs help and that is worth so much.

                                                                                  This is what were talking about if anyone hasnt seen it:

                                                                                  http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=659163
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                                                                                  • Huggles
                                                                                    GFY'S #1 retard
                                                                                    • Feb 2003
                                                                                    • 12583

                                                                                    #42
                                                                                    For $1000 do I also get an autographed picture of Boy Alley in a Saran wrap thong that he shit himself in?
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                                                                                    • BoyAlley
                                                                                      So Fucking Gay
                                                                                      • Nov 2004
                                                                                      • 19714

                                                                                      #43
                                                                                      Unfortunately I already started this contest before NoCarrier started his thread asking for help.

                                                                                      I certainly encourage everyone to donate to him what you can, and will be making a donation myself as well.

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                                                                                      • Bladewire
                                                                                        StraightBro
                                                                                        • Aug 2003
                                                                                        • 56220

                                                                                        #44
                                                                                        bump for the Gay Homosexual


                                                                                        Skype: CallTomNow

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                                                                                        • marcjacob
                                                                                          Confirmed User
                                                                                          • Jun 2003
                                                                                          • 1063

                                                                                          #45
                                                                                          Originally posted by BoyAlley
                                                                                          Unfortunately I already started this contest before NoCarrier started his thread asking for help.

                                                                                          I certainly encourage everyone to donate to him what you can, and will be making a donation myself as well.
                                                                                          given the cause, i doubt anyone would mind...
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                                                                                          • DamageX
                                                                                            Marketing & Strategy
                                                                                            • Jun 2001
                                                                                            • 14293

                                                                                            #46
                                                                                            Originally posted by BoyAlley
                                                                                            Unfortunately I already started this contest before NoCarrier started his thread asking for help.

                                                                                            I certainly encourage everyone to donate to him what you can, and will be making a donation myself as well.
                                                                                            How about you put a big fat link to his thread in your sig instead? The adult industry won't die in another month, but his kid needs all the help he can get, as fast as he can get it. That's what I would do. In fact, I will.
                                                                                            Whitehat is for chumps

                                                                                            If you don't do it, somebody else will - true story!

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