Thai Government Selects New PM
September 24, 2006
BANGKOK ? The Thai government, in a surprising but welcomed turn of events, selected an outsider to head the interim government until elections can be held next year. Asian Bubble Butt Superstar Joon Mali was tapped to lead the country due to her ability to unite people under one common goal - to be sexy.
"I want people feel good. I want make you feel good. I love Thailand long time," she said at the official announcement earlier today. "If people not wear clothes, then cannot hide guns. No more clothes in Thailand."
Joon's first act, to ban the use of clothing, is said to encourage personal unity and encourage physical fitness in the country. Her stance that people who are fucking cannot simultaneously be fighting came from observations that people in the Thai resort towns of Pattaya and Phuket seemed happiest overall.
Until elections can be held and a more boring government reinstated, Thailand's national motto will be changed to "I take care you" and the national song will be the Crazy Frog remix of "One Night in Bangkok."
For more information, please visit the official website of the revolution, www.joonmali.com.
Thailand's new Prime Minister of Sexy - Joon Mali
September 24, 2006
BANGKOK ? The Thai government, in a surprising but welcomed turn of events, selected an outsider to head the interim government until elections can be held next year. Asian Bubble Butt Superstar Joon Mali was tapped to lead the country due to her ability to unite people under one common goal - to be sexy.
"I want people feel good. I want make you feel good. I love Thailand long time," she said at the official announcement earlier today. "If people not wear clothes, then cannot hide guns. No more clothes in Thailand."
Joon's first act, to ban the use of clothing, is said to encourage personal unity and encourage physical fitness in the country. Her stance that people who are fucking cannot simultaneously be fighting came from observations that people in the Thai resort towns of Pattaya and Phuket seemed happiest overall.
Until elections can be held and a more boring government reinstated, Thailand's national motto will be changed to "I take care you" and the national song will be the Crazy Frog remix of "One Night in Bangkok."
For more information, please visit the official website of the revolution, www.joonmali.com.
Thailand's new Prime Minister of Sexy - Joon Mali
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