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Originally Posted by Killswitch
Should file a complaint with your PD about not having enough crime.
Should also tell them so in case you truly need them next time, you'll proceed to hire criminals to raise the crime rate in your area, just so if the time you truly need them, they will come right away instead of blowing you off.
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That is exactly what I was going to suggest. You should also find a black friend and move him into the neighborhood, and buy him a Caprice on 22s. Then every time you call the cops cite him as the reason. They will be there in 9 minutes even if it's a 27 minute drive.