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  • shack
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    • Oct 2004
    • 539
    #1

    What does a pornographer look like?

    A friend of mine is having a themed party on the weekend where everyone must dress up as someone or something beginning with the letter ?P?

    I don?t particularly get into the whole ?lets dress up and get drunk? thing, I?m generally only interested in the getting drunk part. However if I don?t make some sort of an effort I know he?s not going to be happy.

    Anyway, I thought since it?s a ?P? party I would go as a pornographer!

    Which leads me to my question: what does one look like?

    My current props are a Pussy Apartment.com T-shirt and a Sony Video Camera. What else do I need? a dirty mustache maybe?
    Last edited by shack; 09-21-2006, 08:21 AM.
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    • Trixxxia
      Confirmed User
      • Aug 2004
      • 5600
      #2
      A french beret would add to the 'director' idea.
      You can also insert a soft dildo in the pants to show your boner and 'reinforce' the 'dirty pornographer' ideas ;)

      Kidding but if it's all your friends then it's in good fun. Just don't do it if the bible thumpers are coming!!

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        • Aquarius
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          • May 2004
          • 4754
          #3
          Dress like a pimp instead.

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            • Dagwolf
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              • Sep 2003
              • 23141
              #4
              Go as a pussy.
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                • shack
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                  • Oct 2004
                  • 539
                  #5
                  Originally posted by TopBucksTrixxxia
                  A french beret would add to the 'director' idea.
                  You can also insert a soft dildo in the pants to show your boner and 'reinforce' the 'dirty pornographer' ideas ;)

                  Kidding but if it's all your friends then it's in good fun. Just don't do it if the bible thumpers are coming!!
                  A Beret and a dirty moe would go down a treat! I'm in Australia, right wing christains don't leave their homes after dark


                  Originally posted by Aquarius
                  Dress like a pimp instead.
                  yeah, thats been done pretty hard though and requires more effort

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                    • dissipate
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                      • Nov 2005
                      • 8904
                      #6

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                        • Dragar
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                          • Sep 2006
                          • 1079
                          #7
                          a hairy bald fat guy who sits in front of his computer in dirty underwear
                          scratching his nuts

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                            • viki
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                              #8
                              Make sure your fingers smell like pussy

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                                • shack
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                                  • Oct 2004
                                  • 539
                                  #9
                                  Originally posted by Dagwolf
                                  Go as a pussy.
                                  HAH! Though, I'll probably get dicked all night

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                                    • eurorevenue
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                                      • May 2005
                                      • 215
                                      #10
                                      it doesn't matter what you look like as long as you walk in with two hot babes on a leach
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                                        • shack
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                                          • Oct 2004
                                          • 539
                                          #11
                                          Originally posted by dissipate

                                          I could whack some viagra in my top pocket and go as heff

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                                            • mergrogh
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                                              • Aug 2006
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                                              #12
                                              Originally posted by Dragar
                                              a hairy bald fat guy who sits in front of his computer in dirty underwear
                                              scratching his nuts
                                              I feel like being observed *scratch*

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                                                • squishypimp
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                                                  • Aug 2006
                                                  • 10781
                                                  #13
                                                  Originally posted by dissipate


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                                                    • gooddomains
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                                                      • Jul 2003
                                                      • 10127
                                                      #14
                                                      you need some pussy

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                                                        • rodney25
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                                                          • Jun 2005
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                                                          #15
                                                          You must have at least 40 inch waistline..


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                                                            • GrouchyAdmin
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                                                              • Apr 2006
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                                                              #16

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                                                                • czarina
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                                                                  • Jul 2002
                                                                  • 10751
                                                                  #17
                                                                  Just dont go as a pimple
                                                                  yuck

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                                                                      #18
                                                                      Wear a pink hat

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                                                                        • Choppa
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                                                                          • Mar 2006
                                                                          • 4079
                                                                          #19
                                                                          Originally posted by Batts
                                                                          Wear a pink hat


                                                                          all good pornographers drive datos

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                                                                              #20
                                                                              Originally posted by Choppa
                                                                              all good pornographers drive datos

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                                                                                • fallenmuffin
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                                                                                  • Nov 2005
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                                                                                  #21
                                                                                  Originally posted by toonpornblog
                                                                                  That pic never gets old lol

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                                                                                    • reynold
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                                                                                      #22
                                                                                      Just don't forget to shake hands with all the people you meet there..

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                                                                                        • shekinah
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                                                                                          • May 2006
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                                                                                          #23
                                                                                          It's hard to distinguish which is one or not ...But sometimes I do believe those people with horny features on their faces..well not all.

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                                                                                            • PhotoGreggXXX
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                                                                                              This one is into feet

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                                                                                                  #25
                                                                                                  Originally posted by PhotoGreggXXX
                                                                                                  This one is into feet
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                                                                                                      #26

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                                                                                                        • E$_manager
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                                                                                                          #27
                                                                                                          This is very difficult. May be he should be at first.
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                                                                                                            • Klen
                                                                                                              • Aug 2006
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                                                                                                              #28
                                                                                                              Perhaps you could come as pimp

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                                                                                                                • E$_manager
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                                                                                                                  #29
                                                                                                                  pimp is easier to imitate than pornographer.
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                                                                                                                    • riddler
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                                                                                                                      #30
                                                                                                                      curly hair, nasty mustache, janitor keys and some old jeans and ratty tshirt.

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                                                                                                                        • Evil Chris
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                                                                                                                          #31
                                                                                                                          Originally posted by SomeCreep
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                                                                                                                            • sumphatpimp
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                                                                                                                              • Aug 2002
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                                                                                                                              #32
                                                                                                                              you go as this guy, Al Goldstein.

                                                                                                                              he ran Screw Magazine till it went under. just wasn't smart enough to have an internet presence.
                                                                                                                              you drive this

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                                                                                                                                      be unclean, overweight, and with lots of hair on your back

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                                                                                                                                        • travs
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                                                                                                                                          this is Sleazy Eddie of www.sleazyeddie.com

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                                                                                                                                              #36
                                                                                                                                              Well it preety much depends did photographer entered this bizz couse of free pussy or couse of money... i never considered me photographer altough i shot couse i enter this bizz couse of money and had to learn to shot

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                                                                                                                                                  Originally posted by Boobs

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                                                                                                                                                      Well, how did it go?
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