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  • Adult Warden
    So Fucking Banned
    • Jul 2006
    • 1822
    #1

    Lookin for a job...

    I don't want to actually do work...I just want to get paid...

    I know how to bitch at people....I know how to spend money friviously (damn ebay)...I know how to do html (But again...I don't want to actually work)

    I don't want anyone telling me what to do...I'm too much of a free spirit to handle authority...

    I'm definately a people person...I can handle chattin...But when it comes to the actual taking action and getting something done...You def need to outsource that...

    If you don't hire me simply because of my lovable charm...You could pick me for my honesty

    Thank you...

    Please email me... admin [at] isthatup.com
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    • pr0
      rockin tha trailerpark
      • May 2001
      • 23088
      #2
      thats hot@@@!!!
      __________
      Loadedca$h - get sum! - Revengebucks - mmm rebills! - webair (gotz sErVrz)

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        • machinegunkelly
          Confirmed User
          • Jun 2003
          • 3304
          #3
          I think Epic was looking for someone for this EXACT position!
          dead.

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            • munki
              Do Fun Shit.
              • Dec 2004
              • 13393
              #4
              Good luck with the search...

              “I have the simplest tastes. I am always satisfied with the best.” -Oscar Wilde

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                • Adult Warden
                  So Fucking Banned
                  • Jul 2006
                  • 1822
                  #5
                  Oh yeah...DEFINATELY want a corner office...Lots of windows...Make sure they are openable...Never know when I might want to go hang gliding...

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                    • Dagwolf
                      President of Canada
                      • Sep 2003
                      • 23141
                      #6
                      Originally posted by Adult Warden
                      I don't want to actually do work...I just want to get paid...

                      I know how to bitch at people....I know how to spend money friviously (damn ebay)...I know how to do html (But again...I don't want to actually work)

                      I don't want anyone telling me what to do...I'm too much of a free spirit to handle authority...

                      I'm definately a people person...I can handle chattin...But when it comes to the actual taking action and getting something done...You def need to outsource that...

                      If you don't hire me simply because of my lovable charm...You could pick me for my honesty

                      Thank you...

                      Please email me... admin [at] isthatup.com
                      I'll hire you. Because you're a free spirit, I won't insult you with money; instead I will reward you with words of encouragement for your efforts.
                      Sleep well, and dream of large women.

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                        • pr0
                          rockin tha trailerpark
                          • May 2001
                          • 23088
                          #7
                          i'd also ask for a 18yo twink per week....& a bonus for showing up for work if i was u
                          __________
                          Loadedca$h - get sum! - Revengebucks - mmm rebills! - webair (gotz sErVrz)

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                            • Adult Warden
                              So Fucking Banned
                              • Jul 2006
                              • 1822
                              #8
                              Originally posted by pr0
                              a bonus for showing up for work if i was u
                              Why ask for something that will never happen...That whole show up at 9am thing is just not a workable solution

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                                • Violetta
                                  Affiliate
                                  • Jul 2004
                                  • 28735
                                  #9
                                  I think epiccash hires people to talk shit!
                                  M&A Queen

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                                    • woj
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                                      • Jul 2002
                                      • 47880
                                      #10
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                                        • pr0
                                          rockin tha trailerpark
                                          • May 2001
                                          • 23088
                                          #11
                                          Originally posted by Adult Warden
                                          Why ask for something that will never happen...That whole show up at 9am thing is just not a workable solution
                                          showing up once a week at 1pm should count
                                          __________
                                          Loadedca$h - get sum! - Revengebucks - mmm rebills! - webair (gotz sErVrz)

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                                            • PayMeNow
                                              Registered User
                                              • Sep 2006
                                              • 8
                                              #12
                                              Good luck!
                                              Ronald

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                                                • Mr.Right - Banned For Life
                                                  I guarantee it
                                                  • May 2005
                                                  • 18314
                                                  #13
                                                  but will you get on all fours

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                                                    • pr0
                                                      rockin tha trailerpark
                                                      • May 2001
                                                      • 23088
                                                      #14
                                                      Originally posted by Batts
                                                      but will you get on all fours
                                                      i think he does the pitching
                                                      __________
                                                      Loadedca$h - get sum! - Revengebucks - mmm rebills! - webair (gotz sErVrz)

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                                                        • Adult Warden
                                                          So Fucking Banned
                                                          • Jul 2006
                                                          • 1822
                                                          #15
                                                          Oh...and you must be cool with my dog...He will be at work with me daily...I need someone to walk him tho...Its annoying as he's a dumbass and can't walk in a straight line down the sidewalk...

                                                          Thank you!

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                                                            • Adult Warden
                                                              So Fucking Banned
                                                              • Jul 2006
                                                              • 1822
                                                              #16
                                                              Originally posted by pr0
                                                              i think he does the pitching
                                                              \

                                                              I'm not one for baseball...But I guess I can get involved with coworker outings

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                                                                • butterflybucks
                                                                  Butterfly Bucks
                                                                  • Sep 2005
                                                                  • 1422
                                                                  #17
                                                                  Please submit your resume! We can offer you $10 + bonuses a week to start. 48 weeks paid vacation available after 30 years!
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                                                                    • Adult Warden
                                                                      So Fucking Banned
                                                                      • Jul 2006
                                                                      • 1822
                                                                      #18
                                                                      Originally posted by butterflybucks
                                                                      Please submit your resume! We can offer you $10 + bonuses a week to start. 48 weeks paid vacation available after 30 years!
                                                                      Oh...yeah...The whole resume thing...nope out the window...That requires work to put it all together...

                                                                      Its one of those take it or leave it kinda situations

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                                                                        • Spunky
                                                                          I need a beer
                                                                          • Jun 2002
                                                                          • 133978
                                                                          #19
                                                                          Do you have firm buttocks?

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                                                                            • Adult Warden
                                                                              So Fucking Banned
                                                                              • Jul 2006
                                                                              • 1822
                                                                              #20
                                                                              Originally posted by Spunky
                                                                              Do you have firm buttocks?
                                                                              Yes...You can look but you can't touch it....Or Imma start some drama...You don't want no drama

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                                                                                • squishypimp
                                                                                  PostMaster General
                                                                                  • Aug 2006
                                                                                  • 10781
                                                                                  #21
                                                                                  Originally posted by machinegunkelly
                                                                                  I think Epic was looking for someone for this EXACT position!
                                                                                  lol

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                                                                                    • fallenmuffin
                                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                                      • Nov 2005
                                                                                      • 8170
                                                                                      #22
                                                                                      I could use a similar job.. starting at $5,000 USD a week.. thanks.
                                                                                      [/thread jack]

                                                                                      Good luck Warden lol ya crazy bastard

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                                                                                        • Adult Warden
                                                                                          So Fucking Banned
                                                                                          • Jul 2006
                                                                                          • 1822
                                                                                          #23
                                                                                          I'm still entertaining offers...Thank you!

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                                                                                            • E$_manager
                                                                                              Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                                              • Apr 2006
                                                                                              • 13557
                                                                                              #24
                                                                                              The best resume i ever read. so truely. If i could i would hire Warden for his honesty.
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                                                                                                • sniperwolf
                                                                                                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                                                  • Mar 2005
                                                                                                  • 17743
                                                                                                  #25
                                                                                                  hehehe.. goodluck with the hunt... !
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