Originally Posted by MarkTiarra

I have an awful/funny story to share about ball shaving... Last summer I managed to nick my taint shaving down there and it was rather a bleeder. I managed to get it under control and the next day, I was pitching for my team (the NJ Storm)... we wear white pants in our uni. About the 2nd inning my first baseman came over and asked me why my ass was bleeding. Before I knew it the whole infield was over and I had to explain this.

It became known as the "bloody taint incident" after Schilling's bloody sock. We did win a hard fought game though and the guys still suggest I get a good bloody taint going again when we are having a bad run. DOH!