REDNECK :Ohio Man Charged With Drunk Driving On Bar Stool

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  • directfiesta
    Too lazy to set a custom title
    • Oct 2002
    • 30149

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    REDNECK :Ohio Man Charged With Drunk Driving On Bar Stool

    I know it looks like a late april fools catch, but it is TRUE !!!!!

    Newark, OH (AHN) - A 28-year-old man faces drunk driving charges after crashing his motorized bar stool.

    Police in Newark say when they responded to a crash report, they discovered Kile Wygle, who had wrecked his bar stool powered by a deconstructed lawn mower, MSN news service reported.

    Released 911 tapes reveal an odd, if calm, conversation between the driver's friend and the 911 dispatcher.

    "I got a friend who wrecked a bar stool," said the caller. The dispatcher then asked whether he hit his head on the bar, the friend replied, "Um, no, he was riding the bar stool... a motorized bar stool."

    Ohio police say Wygle was charged with operating a motor vehicle while intoxicated after admitting to an officer at the hospital that he had drank 15 beers.
    OK guys, be honest .... Which of you is that guy ????
    I know that Asspimple is stoopid ... As he says, it is a FACT !

    But I can't figure out how he can breathe or type , at the same time ....
  • Jayvis
    Confirmed User
    • Nov 2005
    • 5430

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    • farkedup
      Confirmed User
      • Nov 2007
      • 2490

      #3
      it was really more like 30 and I still had a beer in my hand while driving. I thought I was still at the bar!
      -- QUOTE ME IT MAKES ME FEEL SPECIAL --

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