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  • Horny Joe
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    • Jul 2004
    • 2661
    #1

    Make up a joke...

    So, i was making myself a sandwich just now, thinking.. I want to start a lame thread on GFY. And here it is!

    I want you to make up your own joke, right now!

    I will start, with a "joke" I made while cutting the bread.

    A man had serious problems with his bladder and went to the bladder doctor!
    - Doctor, I have serious problems with my bladder!! I need help!!
    - Bladder?? Bladder?? - the doctor say! You need to stop pissing on yourself, that is what you need help to!



    Next! The lamer, the better!

    (yes, I am not having much sales today, so I might as weel waiste my time with this )
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    • Mr Pheer
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      • Dec 2002
      • 22082
      #2
      this thread already sucks

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        • Horny Joe
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          • Jul 2004
          • 2661
          #3
          Originally posted by Mr Pheer
          this thread already sucks


          Thanks!
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            • Carmine Raguso
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              • Dec 2008
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              #4

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                • Sam Granger
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                  • Dec 2004
                  • 3958
                  #5
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                    • bronco67
                      Too lazy to set a custom title
                      • Dec 2006
                      • 29026
                      #6
                      This guy named Jeff walked outside one hot August night to throw away a pizza box. There was raccoon by the dumpster, and he said to Jeff " Hey Jeff, don't throw away that pizza box."

                      "why not?" Jeff asked the raccoon.

                      "For each piece of crust you have, I'll grant you a wish." said the raccoon. Jeff peeked inside the box and saw that there were three pieces of crust.

                      Jeff contemplated what the raccoon said for a moment. My wife is sick with Leukemia, he thought. I'm also late with my car payment and I'm bald. I can ask the raccoon to cure my wife's illness, so we can live the rest of our lives together. Then after that, I'll ask for 250 dollars so I can make my car payment. Then I'll wish for my hair back, so my wife will want to have sex with me after she gets out of the hospital. Jeff said "Okay, Mr Raccoon. I know what I want ---"

                      just then, the raccoon leaped onto Jeff's face and clawed him mercilessly until his eyeballs became a pulpy jelly. Then he took the pizza crust and ran.

                      the end.

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                        • prezzz
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                          • Jul 2004
                          • 959
                          #7

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                            • citizen tower
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                              • Apr 2005
                              • 238
                              #8
                              Originally posted by bronco67
                              This guy named Jeff walked outside one hot August night to throw away a pizza box. There was raccoon by the dumpster, and he said to Jeff " Hey Jeff, don't throw away that pizza box."

                              "why not?" Jeff asked the raccoon.

                              "For each piece of crust you have, I'll grant you a wish." said the raccoon. Jeff peeked inside the box and saw that there were three pieces of crust.

                              Jeff contemplated what the raccoon said for a moment. My wife is sick with Leukemia, he thought. I'm also late with my car payment and I'm bald. I can ask the raccoon to cure my wife's illness, so we can live the rest of our lives together. Then after that, I'll ask for 250 dollars so I can make my car payment. Then I'll wish for my hair back, so my wife will want to have sex with me after she gets out of the hospital. Jeff said "Okay, Mr Raccoon. I know what I want ---"

                              just then, the raccoon leaped onto Jeff's face and clawed him mercilessly until his eyeballs became a pulpy jelly. Then he took the pizza crust and ran.

                              the end.
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                                • TurboAngel
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                                  • Jun 2003
                                  • 30122
                                  #9
                                  What did one tampon say to the other?


                                  Nothing they were both stuck up bitches.

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                                    • Marcus Aurelius
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                                      • Apr 2003
                                      • 14809
                                      #10
                                      Originally posted by bronco67
                                      This guy named Jeff walked outside one hot August night to throw away a pizza box. There was raccoon by the dumpster, and he said to Jeff " Hey Jeff, don't throw away that pizza box."

                                      "why not?" Jeff asked the raccoon.

                                      "For each piece of crust you have, I'll grant you a wish." said the raccoon. Jeff peeked inside the box and saw that there were three pieces of crust.

                                      Jeff contemplated what the raccoon said for a moment. My wife is sick with Leukemia, he thought. I'm also late with my car payment and I'm bald. I can ask the raccoon to cure my wife's illness, so we can live the rest of our lives together. Then after that, I'll ask for 250 dollars so I can make my car payment. Then I'll wish for my hair back, so my wife will want to have sex with me after she gets out of the hospital. Jeff said "Okay, Mr Raccoon. I know what I want ---"

                                      just then, the raccoon leaped onto Jeff's face and clawed him mercilessly until his eyeballs became a pulpy jelly. Then he took the pizza crust and ran.

                                      the end.
                                      That is quite possibly the best joke I've ever heard.

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                                        • bronco67
                                          Too lazy to set a custom title
                                          • Dec 2006
                                          • 29026
                                          #11
                                          Originally posted by MDCQ
                                          That is quite possibly the best joke I've ever heard.
                                          I made that one up a while back. There's a message in there.

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                                            • Horny Joe
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                                              • Jul 2004
                                              • 2661
                                              #12


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                                                • Tom_PM
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                                                  • Feb 2005
                                                  • 16443
                                                  #13
                                                  Bladder?.... I just met 'er!
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                                                    • Si
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                                                      • 13900
                                                      #14
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                                                        • UFGators2007
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                                                          • Nov 2007
                                                          • 1739
                                                          #15
                                                          Wow...I am going to slowly walk away from the lame thread. Byeeee
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                                                                • Bored
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                                                                  • Feb 2002
                                                                  • 1011
                                                                  #17
                                                                  Somehow, I accidently managed to hurt my g/f in the kidneys. She said ' OW MY KIDNEY '

                                                                  and I said

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                                                                    • Horny Joe
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                                                                      • Jul 2004
                                                                      • 2661
                                                                      #18
                                                                      Originally posted by Bored
                                                                      Somehow, I accidently managed to hurt my g/f in the kidneys. She said ' OW MY KIDNEY '

                                                                      and I said

                                                                      'you gotta be kidney me!'
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