The SMAREST job in the world:

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  • MetaMan
    I AM WEB 2.0
    • Jan 2003
    • 28682

    #1

    The SMAREST job in the world:

    The guy on the NBA games who has the mop and whipes the sweat off the floor if the players fall.

    People are paying $2k a game and this guys sittin for free and getting PAID for it.

  • Socks
    Confirmed User
    • May 2002
    • 8475

    #2
    Yeah but the chances of him landing the top ladies go way down when he's holding a mop, and not in a seat...

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    • collegeboobies
      So Fucking Banned
      • Jul 2004
      • 3644

      #3
      very smar

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      • justinsain
        Confirmed User
        • Feb 2005
        • 3374

        #4
        What about the part where he has to stay after everyone has left and spend the rest of the night cleaning up all the crap those ticket holders drop between their seats

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        • Vendzilla
          Biker Gnome
          • Mar 2004
          • 23200

          #5
          Smarest?
          Carbon is not the problem, it makes up 0.041% of our atmosphere , 95% of that is from Volcanos and decomposing plants and stuff. So people in the US are responsible for 13% of the carbon in the atmosphere which 95% is not from Humans, like cars and trucks and stuff and they want to spend trillions to fix it while Solar Panel plants are powered by coal plants
          think about that

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          • MetaMan
            I AM WEB 2.0
            • Jan 2003
            • 28682

            #6
            Originally posted by Vendzilla
            Smarest?
            Spanish for SMARTEST

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            • kesha1
              Confirmed User
              • Feb 2008
              • 499

              #7
              I would do it when Lakers play ;)
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              • bobby666
                boots are my religion
                • Nov 2005
                • 21765

                #8
                he seems to be clever

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                • Jack Sparrow
                  Almost goners..
                  • May 2008
                  • 11420

                  #9
                  I love spanish.

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                  • Zorgman
                    Confirmed User
                    • Aug 2002
                    • 6103

                    #10
                    Originally posted by justinsain
                    What about the part where he has to stay after everyone has left and spend the rest of the night cleaning up all the crap those ticket holders drop between their seats
                    20,000 seats and someone drops their wallet. He picks it up. Good money on the side.
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                    • UFGators2007
                      Confirmed User
                      • Nov 2007
                      • 1739

                      #11
                      Yeah, you keep telling yourself that one.
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                      • Jdoughs
                        Confirmed User
                        • Mar 2004
                        • 5794

                        #12
                        Only a wet spaghetti noodle would look up to the guy who wipes up bodily fluids after a crew of 30 guys.

                        Kudos Meta, you tool.
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                        • seeandsee
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                          • Mar 2006
                          • 50945

                          #13
                          Originally posted by kesha1
                          I would do it when Lakers play ;)
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                          • Deesnuts
                            Confirmed User
                            • Feb 2009
                            • 2792

                            #14
                            sweety balls

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                            • John-ACWM
                              Work Work Work
                              • Nov 2008
                              • 20060

                              #15
                              Originally posted by MetaMan
                              Spanish for SMARTEST

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                              • Yen_HerbalRevenue
                                Confirmed User
                                • Mar 2009
                                • 816

                                #16
                                Ha ha I think that job would suck!


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                                • CDSmith
                                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                                  • May 2001
                                  • 51460

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by Jdoughs
                                  Only a wet spaghetti noodle would look up to the guy who wipes up bodily fluids after a crew of 30 guys.

                                  Kudos Meta, you tool.
                                  I think it's about having the best seat in the house for the game AND getting paid for it.

                                  Sounds pretty smar to me.
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                                  • Kenny B!
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                                    • Jun 2003
                                    • 5718

                                    #18
                                    Sure looks like the smarest guy around

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                                    • marketsmart
                                      HOMICIDAL TROLL KILLER
                                      • Dec 2004
                                      • 20419

                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by Zorgman
                                      20,000 seats and someone drops their wallet. He picks it up. Good money on the side.
                                      so you condone people finding another persons wallet and taking the money?

                                      oh thats right, you're in the tube business, of course you do...

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                                      • MetaMan
                                        I AM WEB 2.0
                                        • Jan 2003
                                        • 28682

                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by CDSmith
                                        I think it's about having the best seat in the house for the game AND getting paid for it.

                                        Sounds pretty smar to me.
                                        guy is very smar id be leaving the sweat in spots and making bets on the games.

                                        NOW WHOS THE SMAREST? ie: ME

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