Haha that was a good one. I think I have a pretty decent one too.
As I'm sure you're aware, Hustler gets a lot of business proposals from different types of people, from different areas of expertise. I received an actual letter (hand written, covered with plastic, with an actual picture of the author poorly pasted onto the first page) with a very interesting business proposition for us. He had done a "lot of research and observation" of the porn industry, and had
miraculously stumbled onto a great new "brand" name that we
HAD to be a part of (which he vigorously explained to us in his 4 page report). In this masterpiece of a business proposal we were being pitched to purchase the domain mcporn.com (and all 20 misspellings of it), to get our brand recognized. Needless to say we JUMPED at that offer.
