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gxm, thanks. Finally, a reasonable reply. Somehow after reading all the crap posted by (most) other users, your reasonable reply almost feels weird. Seems this board is filled with the jaded...or the delusional.... The best way to go about it would be telling what you are good at and based on your qualifications people MAY be able to provide a better answers with less sarcasm....
If you are trying to get into the top 5 companies in adult you MUST have talent at the top 5 level so that they will even consider you. Think about it .. these are people who already made it in the industry (hence the industry leader title) ... so they already have the best SEO, content producer, etc contacts.... what do u have to offer? Why would they be interested in hiring you seeing as tho as you may not know much about adult?Last edited by BrandonK; 03-30-2009, 05:58 PM.BrandonK - BrandonK-XXX.comComment
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"Behind the Scenes" isn't "Starting at the bottom."Cool. Now we're getting somewhere. Maybe I should have said "behind the scenes" instead? I think most people who want to get into the adult industry want to be porn stars. That's not my area of interest. I'm thinking of it as a dynamic, competitive industry and I'm willing to start at the bottom, behind the scenes.
Thanks again.
Let's see, with your qualifications, perhaps something along the lines of a gay or tranny cock fluffer would be "Starting at the bottom"?
Oh no, wait... I know, you could be an.... nvm, this could get me in trouble. I'll bite my tongue. There's way too many people on here that my suggestion would describe and be offended by such remarks, so I digress.

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Oh, so we've met? Thought so.
Like I said, we can do this all day. I you have nothing good to say...this board is called what?BrandonK - BrandonK-XXX.comComment
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If you were lucky enough to get a job in this industry...the (Most) that you mention above are 99% of the people you would have to work with or depend on to do business
What the fuck are you thinking

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It makes me chuckle everytime a neub walks in and shouts "I'm Here!" and thinks this is how you get in "teh biz".
"Teach me something! I can learn things! I'm willing to start at the bottom!"
Wow... Really fucktard? You can learn???? You can start at the bottom?
Let's get something straight, there is no bottom and there is no top. Fuck off with your day dreams. To insinuate that there is a bottom and a top, is to delude yourself into thinking that one day... if by starting at this "bottom", that YOU will make it to the "Top".
Sorry to burst your stupid-bubble, but you won't. You will ultimately FAIL at doing anything with this type of approach.
Here's why... There are other stupid noobs out there who are WAY more qualified for just about everything than YOU are. Why? Because they simply aren't AS stupid as you.
So, like others have mentioned, you should just about-face and return to whatever rock you crawled out from under, and rethink your life.
-----IGNORE EVERYTHING ABOVE THIS LINE------
You're going to do great man. I have a good feeling about you! You're dedicated, you are ambitious and have a lot of moxie.
Good luck in your venture! I hope to see you around!

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Brav-fucking-o! Best post I've read to date!It makes me chuckle everytime a neub walks in and shouts "I'm Here!" and thinks this is how you get in "teh biz".
"Teach me something! I can learn things! I'm willing to start at the bottom!"
Wow... Really fucktard? You can learn???? You can start at the bottom?
Let's get something straight, there is no bottom and there is no top. Fuck off with your day dreams. To insinuate that there is a bottom and a top, is to delude yourself into thinking that one day... if by starting at this "bottom", that YOU will make it to the "Top".
Sorry to burst your stupid-bubble, but you won't. You will ultimately FAIL at doing anything with this type of approach.
Here's why... There are other stupid noobs out there who are WAY more qualified for just about everything than YOU are. Why? Because they simply aren't AS stupid as you.
So, like others have mentioned, you should just about-face and return to whatever rock you crawled out from under, and rethink your life.
-----IGNORE EVERYTHING ABOVE THIS LINE------
You're going to do great man. I have a good feeling about you! You're dedicated, you are ambitious and have a lot of moxie.
Good luck in your venture! I hope to see you around!Comment
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I love the welcoming committee here at GFY!
But I gotta agree when you walk into a MCD's yelling how do I become CEO of MCD's cause I wanna be that and after I know who is the CEO I'm willing to start at the bottom as long as everyone knows I'm here to become or work with the CEOComment
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No you jackass....
But explain why we would want to help out someone who has already proven themselves to be an ignorant dick?
A little professionalism goes a long way, especially when you're first starting out! Tell me, do you go to interviews with this attitude?Comment
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No. That wasn't really a question. And "jackass" is professional?BrandonK - BrandonK-XXX.comComment
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No no... YOU'RE the one who is doing all of the thinking around here. Do you actually think, that you are the first stupid noob to come here and announce its newly aquired affinity for the adult industry and dream of being successful in it?
You are a dime a dozen man. You are lemmings waiting to jump off a cliff because someone told you that's where the Success & Glory is.
Go fucking learn on your own. Pick up some books. For fuck's sake... GOOGLE THAT SHIT. "Google what?" <--- Who gives a fuck? Whatever the fuck you are thinking and want to ask "How do I?" or "What is the best?" or "Where can I?" or any other stupid noob questions.... Refer to my Google statement, and fuck off. Nobody wants to help you. Most of the people who actually KNOW anything here, did the hard work for themselves, and their own research. Do you really think they are going to just hand it to you, because you profess yourself to be ambitious and willing to learn? Nope. Learning is not a group activity fucktard. It's a solo-venture.
To be a complete and total success... you must first be a complete and total failure. But in these words, this means you actually have to DO something for yourself and FAIL at it. Then learn from your mistakes and move on without repeating them. Count this thread as your first mistake. You're on the right track!
Soon, you will be a complete and total failure.
Who cares that you are a noob? Don't act like one and you won't get treated like one. Grow a brain and think for yourself.
However, if you are the type that went to school to get your biz degreez, and thought it was a good idea to start in the adult industry, where you can climb the ladder to SuckSess... YOU WILL FAIL. You simply don't have what it takes, and by all means... Don't let the door fuck you in the ass on the way out.

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You spend waay too much time on this. What, they're giving away free shit for letter count too? You rock.No no... YOU'RE the one who is doing all of the thinking around here. Do you actually think, that you are the first stupid noob to come here and announce its newly aquired affinity for the adult industry and dream of being successful in it?
You are a dime a dozen man. You are lemmings waiting to jump off a cliff because someone told you that's where the Success & Glory is.
Go fucking learn on your own. Pick up some books. For fuck's sake... GOOGLE THAT SHIT. "Google what?" <--- Who gives a fuck? Whatever the fuck you are thinking and want to ask "How do I?" or "What is the best?" or "Where can I?" or any other stupid noob questions.... Refer to my Google statement, and fuck off. Nobody wants to help you. Most of the people who actually KNOW anything here, did the hard work for themselves, and their own research. Do you really think they are going to just hand it to you, because you profess yourself to be ambitious and willing to learn? Nope. Learning is not a group activity fucktard. It's a solo-venture.
To be a complete and total success... you must first be a complete and total failure. But in these words, this means you actually have to DO something for yourself and FAIL at it. Then learn from your mistakes and move on without repeating them. Count this thread as your first mistake. You're on the right track!
Soon, you will be a complete and total failure.
Who cares that you are a noob? Don't act like one and you won't get treated like one. Grow a brain and think for yourself.
However, if you are the type that went to school to get your biz degreez, and thought it was a good idea to start in the adult industry, where you can climb the ladder to SuckSess... YOU WILL FAIL. You simply don't have what it takes, and by all means... Don't let the door fuck you in the ass on the way out.BrandonK - BrandonK-XXX.comComment
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I don't think that's what I said. Don't worry, your MCD gig is safe.I love the welcoming committee here at GFY!
But I gotta agree when you walk into a MCD's yelling how do I become CEO of MCD's cause I wanna be that and after I know who is the CEO I'm willing to start at the bottom as long as everyone knows I'm here to become or work with the CEOBrandonK - BrandonK-XXX.comComment
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I am, indeed confirming that its not. It is a great board yes, but it sure as hell isn't where I would come to "learn"
...this is usually where people come once they've already "learned"Comment
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How naive can you be???????
I can't believe there are some people here being nice to you. Wowser. I have only one thing to tell you:Hey guys I need your advice. I'm starting in the adult industry - on the business side, not as an actor or producer - mainly to learn more about the industry and the business. What are the top 5 adult companies to work for? Hustler and Playboy comes to mind as they're both well established companies with proven track records. But I would also consider companies like Voyeur Media and Lethal Hardcore.
I'd like to hear from people close to the industry.
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And now they've stopped learning...and it shows. Would have been so much easier to say that up front don't you think? Well, it's good entertainment anyway - in a morbid sort of way.BrandonK - BrandonK-XXX.comComment
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I find people who are successful in adult don't decide one day they want to get into it..
They some how make a natural progression to doing it..
or they are born into it..
Voodoo I officially have a man crush on you.Go fucking learn on your own. Pick up some books. For fuck's sake... GOOGLE THAT SHIT. "Google what?" <--- Who gives a fuck? Whatever the fuck you are thinking and want to ask "How do I?" or "What is the best?" or "Where can I?" or any other stupid noob questions.... Refer to my Google statement, and fuck off.
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Wow. Dumbasses, jackasses...and math wizes too. You figured out that equation all by yourself? I bet you're good at pi too. It's pie you probably have a problem with.
We can do this all fucking day. But why bother?BrandonK - BrandonK-XXX.comComment
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They will teach you to properly bottom.
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Wow, what an entrance. Hi Sin. How are you?
You heard the phrase "game knows game?" Probably works the other way too.
Do me next.
I was just thinking the same thing.
Bad troll, bad.
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Hey guys I need your advice. I'm starting in the adult industry - on the business side, not as an actor or producer - mainly to learn more about the industry and the business. What are the top 5 adult companies to work for? Hustler and Playboy comes to mind as they're both well established companies with proven track records. But I would also consider companies like Voyeur Media and Lethal Hardcore.
I'd like to hear from people close to the industry.
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OK, fuck it im going to help you out just a little here buddy!
Without really putting any time and effort into it?.
Why this thread is so fucked up, yet so much like 500 others ive seen over the last few years!
1. Thru your research you found GFY to be the best place to talk business or do business ?learn from others??
2. See 1. You completely failed at doing even basic research about a business you would like to work in?.
3. You have been a member for over 1 year and still knows NADA? Seriously common?
4. Assuming that you should start at the bottom, that is like calling yourself a looser, why would I hire your sorry ass?
What you should be focusing on.
1. PROPER research, if you know how to use google that will be your friend right now
2. Finding your place in this business , IF you are say a kickass programmer why would you assume that starting at the bottom was something you should be doing?
3. Reading articles for months and months, don?t take advice from people you don?t know ?YES I see the irony here?, especially on GFY, finding gold nuggets on GFY is just about impossible unless you know who is who.
IF you have no real skills at this time do NOT go into this business, it will eat you alive and spit you out.
You will always be presented with what you think is great earning potential and later find out you failed again, getting employed at this time in just about any adult company with 0 skills in anything wont be possible in my opinion.Comment
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OK, fuck it im going to help you out just a little here buddy!
Without really putting any time and effort into it?.
Why this thread is so fucked up, yet so much like 500 others ive seen over the last few years!
1. Thru your research you found GFY to be the best place to talk business or do business ?learn from others??
2. See 1. You completely failed at doing even basic research about a business you would like to work in?.
3. You have been a member for over 1 year and still knows NADA? Seriously common?
4. Assuming that you should start at the bottom, that is like calling yourself a looser, why would I hire your sorry ass?
What you should be focusing on.
1. PROPER research, if you know how to use google that will be your friend right now
2. Finding your place in this business , IF you are say a kickass programmer why would you assume that starting at the bottom was something you should be doing?
3. Reading articles for months and months, don?t take advice from people you don?t know ?YES I see the irony here?, especially on GFY, finding gold nuggets on GFY is just about impossible unless you know who is who.
IF you have no real skills at this time do NOT go into this business, it will eat you alive and spit you out.
You will always be presented with what you think is great earning potential and later find out you failed again, getting employed at this time in just about any adult company with 0 skills in anything wont be possible in my opinion.
Very well said. But i dont really think this guy is gonna get it.
I cleaned out a drain full of baby wipes, shot a scene, went to Carrie Anns surprise Bday party with Megan, Penny flame, porno Dan, Revsand and a few others, put my daughter to bed and got on GFY to see that Corky is still at it????
Dude!! Move on!! "Life goes on". Nobody is hiring!!
This guy is 12 or a fake Nic.
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Brandon,
You ask a question that is not easy to answer.
The top 5 companies for what? DVD Studios? Websites? Toys? VOD? Replication? Content Sales? Software? Webcams?
Do you want to work behind the scenes while porn is being created? Or do you want to fluff a tranny for the largest Transsexual company in the world? The answers here are endless.
What skills do you have? What type of company are you looking for? And where are you located? ALL things we need to know before we can tell you anything of any merit.Comment
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Actually, I would hire you if you are willing to travel to south east Asia to be a bottom for tranny scenes. I would work you every day, $200 a day.
Buuuut... since you don't want to preform, I would hire you to come to south east Asia and just carry my gear around, set up the lights, hold the lube and clean up the shit and cum on the couch when the scene was complete.
I'm serious. Here is your chance. It's the only gig you are going to get.
If you want to start at "the bottom" here is your chance.Comment




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