This is not a joke. I couldn't make this stuff up if I tried.
Below are 2 actual, real emails I got in response to a job posting.
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Email sent Sat, Mar 21, 2009 at 9:55 AM:
I ran accross your ad for this postion online, and I'm quite
interested. You can view my resume at
http://OMITTED.com (includes links to samples; others available
as well) or in the attached Word document. Thanks for your
consideration!
Email sent 10 minuts later on Sat, Mar 21, 2009 at 10:05 AM:
I looked again at the job description and noticed the adult
content. Please forget that I ever considered this horrible job.
That's sick and wicked. I'm offended that companies like this even
exist.