conversation with a webmaster(friend)

names have been protected to protect the innocent

[19:45] Webmaster X: how did the club go
[19:45] corvett: it was ok i left early
[19:45] corvett: little weird
[19:45] corvett: punk kids everywhere
[19:46] Webmaster X: i had a funny dream about it
[19:46] corvett: what was it?
[19:48] Webmaster X: i dreamed we went to the bar, it was dead, just a few drunks and a janitor --- so i decided to leave --- just as i walked out the door, a wall opened up, and van halen was there starting a concert, and tons of hot chicks poured in.ha The bar tender announced free drinks for everyone.ha So I started to come back in, but I looked and you guys had already given away my chair.ha Then the bouncer said I couldn't come back in.
[19:49] Webmaster X: then a car drove by and splashed me with rainwater
[19:49] Webmaster X: and a dog piddle on my leg
[19:51] Webmaster X: then they started a wet tshirt contest, and the swedish bikini team pulled up in a bus and went in
[19:52] Webmaster X: then there was a spotlight on me, and i was buck naked, and my dick has shriveled from the cold water
[19:53] Webmaster X: then ron flew over, and everyone was pointing and laughing from the plane
[19:53] Webmaster X: i don't know what it all means
[19:57] Webmaster X: i think its my subconscious teaching me an important lesson:ha NEVER LEAVE THE BAR EARLY.