Bumping for xLabor once again!
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A husband, one bright sunny morning, turns to his lovely wife, "Wife, we're going fishing this weekend, you, me and the dog."
The wife grimaces, "But I don't like fishing!"
"Look! We're going fishing and that's final."
"Do I have to go fishing with you... I really don't want to go!"
"Right I'll give you three choices... 1 You come fishing with me and the dog... 2 You give me a BLOW JOB.... 3 or you take it up the ass!"
The wife grimaces again, "But I don't want to do any of those things!"
"Wife I've given you three options.. You'll HAVE to do one of them! I'm going to the garage to sort out my fishing tackle, when I come back I expect you to have made up your mind!"
The wife sits and thinks about it.
Twenty minutes later her husband comes back, "Well! What have you decided? FISHING with me and the dog, BLOW JOB, or ass?"
The wife complains some more and finally makes up her mind, "O.K. I'll give you a blow job!"
"Great!" He says and drops his pants. The wife is on her knees doing the business. Suddenly she stops, looks up at her Husband, "Oh! It tastes absolutely disgusting... It tastes all shitty!"
"Yes!" says her husband "The dog didn't want to go fishing either."Sex is the question, yes is always the answer .... fucking everywhere you go!
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"Sex is one of the most wholesome, beautiful and natural experiences that money can buy."
Steve Martin.Sex is the question, yes is always the answer .... fucking everywhere you go!Comment
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good looking stuff I need some themes for my blogs I am going to take a lookComment
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Bump from me as well. I'm having a shitty morning...need something to cheer me up, so I am winning this son of a bitch this time.Comment
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Two deaf people got married. During the first week of marriage, they found they were unable to communicate in the bedroom when they turn the lights off because they can't see each other using sign language.
After several nights of fumbling around and misunderstandings, the wife decides to find a solution. "Honey," she signs, "Why don't we agree on some simple signals? For instance, at night, if you want to have sex with me, reach over and squeeze my right breast one time. If you don't want to have sex, reach over and squeeze my left breast one time."
The husband thinks this is a great idea and signs back to his wife, "Great idea, now if you want to have sex with me, reach over and pull on penis one time."
"If you don't want to have sex, reach over and pull on my penis....fifty times."Sex is the question, yes is always the answer .... fucking everywhere you go!Comment
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you could have already had oneOriginally posted by SlamDesigns
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One day, Harry came upon a big, long ladder that stretched into the clouds. He'd walked this way every day and this ladder was never there before.
Curious and brave, he began to climb. Eventually, he climbed into the layer of clouds, and saw this rather large, homely woman lying there on a cloud.
She spoke: "Take me now or climb the ladder to success!" Harry figured success had to be better than this, so he continued climbing. He came upon another level of clouds, and found a thinner, cuter woman than before.
She also spoke: "Take me now or climb the ladder to success!" Harry saw that his luck was changing and so continued his climb. On another level of clouds, he found a rather attractive woman with not so bad of a figure.
She stated, "Take me now or climb the ladder to success!" Harry really liked his advantage now! He climbed quickly and deftly, and sure enough, on the next level, he found a gorgeous, lithe, well-endowed woman lying seductively on the cloud.
"Take me now or climb the ladder to success," she huskily whispered. Harry couldn't believe his eyes, but his greed caught the best of him. He climbed to the next level, expecting Aphrodite or similar.
Suddenly, the ladder ends, and a latch closes behind him. He looks over to see a 400-pound, 6'8" hairy biker looking guy with tattoos. The biker gets up and walks menacingly toward Harry.
Apprehensively, Harry whispers, "Who are you?"
The biker answers, "I'm Cess."Sex is the question, yes is always the answer .... fucking everywhere you go!Comment
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wish i saw this thread earlier
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Nice themes, i have some of those already
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It was a nice sunny day when three men were walking down a country road, when they saw a bush with a pig's ass popping out.
The first man says, "I wish that was Demi Moore's Ass"
The second man says, "I wish that was Pamela Anderson's Ass."
Then the third man says, "I wish it was dark."Sex is the question, yes is always the answer .... fucking everywhere you go!Comment
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So who's the first to say 'there's no money in adult blogs'? ;)
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free themes!Comment
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A masked man goes into a sperm bank, points a gun at the woman behind the counter, and says, "Open the safe."
She says, "This isn't a real bank, it's a sperm bank."
He says, "Open the safe or I'll shoot."
She opens the safe, and he says, "Now take one of the bottles and drink it."
After she opens the bottle and drinks it, he takes off his mask and the woman realizes the robber is her husband.
He says, "Now you see? It's not so difficult, is it?"Sex is the question, yes is always the answer .... fucking everywhere you go!Comment
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Bump this awesome contest!!!!!!!!Comment
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good afternoon
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Bump! Winners hit me up to get your themes. We still have more customs to be won.xLabor.com Your one stop shop for WP Blog Themes, Custom Designs, and Content Insertion.
Contact me to discuss all your blogging needs! James AT xlabor.com | 216 787 969
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Nice themes.icq 156131086Comment
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looking goodComment
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looks good
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xLabor rocks.
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a beautiful day here!Comment
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back to the top
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nice shit
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When's the next prize.?ICQ: 267899523
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nice themesComment
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WIN IN THIS THREAD!Originally posted by AmigoPorn
These posts (#) win a free theme of your choice from our Store
11, 26, 47, 73, 97, 121, 159
These posts (#) win a free CUSTOM WP theme!
207, 352, 506
Good luck my friend !! SIG FOR SALE
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Hottt. Wish I could design as good as you guys. Your WP themes blow mine away. lol
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Nice work. Will hit you up soon as the other guy doing themes never got back to me..ICQ 1454 81 522 |
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Hope to hear from you soon.Originally posted by Mike Semen
xLabor.com Your one stop shop for WP Blog Themes, Custom Designs, and Content Insertion.
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bump bump!Comment
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Oh sweet! I'm definately gonna get a couple!Comment
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bu u u u u mpSigmundComment
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xlabor rules!
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BBumped.Comment
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nice content
hit me up i need some work done too
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morning love for xlaborSince 1999: 69 Adult Industry awards for Best Hosting Company and professional excellence.
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see you at #352... :D---
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Nice contest from xLabor for sure.--
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Itching slowly and closer to #352
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300 oh yeah.--
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