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  • bvds
    www.fuckingeverywhere.com
    • Feb 2004
    • 25085
    #301
    There was this construction worker on the 3rd floor of this unfinished building. He needed a hand saw, but was too lazy to go down and get it himself, so he tried to call his fellow worker on the ground to get it for him, but this guy could not hear a word he said. So he started to give a sign so the guy on the ground could understand him.
    First he pointed at his eyes (meaning "I") then pointed at his knees (meaning "need), and moved his hand back and forth describing the movement of a hand saw.
    Finally, the guy on the ground started nodding his head like he understood and dropped his pants and started to jerk off.
    The guy on the 3rd floor got pissed-off and ran down to the ground and started yelling at this guy, "You idiot, I was trying to tell you I needed a hand saw."
    The other guy replied, "I know, I was trying to tell you that I was coming."
    Sex is the question, yes is always the answer .... fucking everywhere you go!

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      • Firehorse
        Desire it and have it!!!
        • Apr 2002
        • 30767
        #302
        The fresh page is here.
        MySweetEbony

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          • Firehorse
            Desire it and have it!!!
            • Apr 2002
            • 30767
            #303
            There was a guy who was struggling to decide what to wear to go to a fancy costume party... Then he had a bright idea.
            When the host answered the door, he found the guy standing there with no shirt and no socks on.
            "What the hell are you supposed to be?" asked the host.
            "A premature ejaculation," said the man. "I just came in my pants!"
            MySweetEbony

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              • bvds
                www.fuckingeverywhere.com
                • Feb 2004
                • 25085
                #304
                There was a guy riding through the desert on his camel. He had been travelling so long that he felt the need to have sex. Obviously there were no women in the desert so the man turned to his camel.
                He tried to position himself to have sex with his camel but the camel ran away. The man ran to catch up to the camel and got back on and started to ride again. Soon he was feeling the urge to have sex again so once again he turned to his camel. The camel refused by running away. So he caught up to it again and go on it again.
                Finally after riding the camel through the whole desert the man came to a road. There was a broken down car with three big chested beautiful blondes sitting in it.
                He went up to them and asked the women if they needed any help.
                The hottest girl said ,"If you fix our car we will do anything you want."
                The man luckily knew a thing or two about cars and fixed it in a flash.
                When he finished are three girls asked, "How could we ever repay you Mr."
                After thinking for a short while he replied,"Could you hold my camel?"
                Sex is the question, yes is always the answer .... fucking everywhere you go!

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                  • DK
                    Confirmed User
                    • Nov 2001
                    • 1273
                    #305
                    bump and a laugh
                    skype: romeoblu

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                      • bvds
                        www.fuckingeverywhere.com
                        • Feb 2004
                        • 25085
                        #306
                        It was the mailman's last day on the job after 35 years of carrying the mail through all kinds of weather to the same neighbourhood.
                        When he arrived at the first house on his route he was greeted by the whole family there, who congratulated him and sent him on his way with a big gift envelope.
                        At the second house they presented him with a box of fine cigars. The folks at the third house handed him a selection of terrific fishing lures.
                        At the fourth house he was met at the door by a strikingly beautiful woman in a revealing negligee. She took him by the hand, gently led him through the door, and led him up the stairs to the bedroom where she blew his mind with the most passionate love he had ever experienced.
                        When he had had enough they went downstairs, where she fixed him a giant breakfast: eggs, potatoes, ham, sausage, blueberry waffles, and fresh-squeezed orange juice. When he was truly satisfied she poured him a cup of steaming coffee.
                        As she was pouring, he noticed a dollar bill sticking out from under the cup's bottom edge. "All this was just too wonderful for words," he said, "but what's the dollar for?"
                        "Well," she said, "last night, I told my husband that today would be your last day, and that we should do something special for you. I asked him what to give you."
                        He said, "Fuck him, give him a dollar."
                        The lady then said, "The breakfast was my idea."
                        Sex is the question, yes is always the answer .... fucking everywhere you go!

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                          • Firehorse
                            Desire it and have it!!!
                            • Apr 2002
                            • 30767
                            #307
                            Keep them coming!
                            MySweetEbony

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                              • bvds
                                www.fuckingeverywhere.com
                                • Feb 2004
                                • 25085
                                #308
                                Two 90 year olds had been dating for a while, when the man told the woman, "Well, tonight's the night we have sex!"
                                And so they did.
                                As they are lying in bed afterward, the man thinks to himself, "My God, if I knew she was a virgin, I would have been much more gentle with her!"
                                And the woman was thinking to herself, "My God, if I knew the old geezer could actually get it up, I would have taken off my panty hose!"
                                Sex is the question, yes is always the answer .... fucking everywhere you go!

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                                  • Firehorse
                                    Desire it and have it!!!
                                    • Apr 2002
                                    • 30767
                                    #309
                                    "It's so long since I've had sex, I've forgotten who ties up whom."
                                    Joan Rivers
                                    MySweetEbony

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                                      • bvds
                                        www.fuckingeverywhere.com
                                        • Feb 2004
                                        • 25085
                                        #310
                                        A young couple on the brink of divorce visit a marriage counsellor. The counsellor asks the wife what is the problem.
                                        She responds " My husband suffers from premature ejaculation."
                                        The counsellor turns to her husband and inquires "Is that true?"
                                        The husband replies "Well not exactly, it's her that suffers not me."
                                        Sex is the question, yes is always the answer .... fucking everywhere you go!

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                                          • Firehorse
                                            Desire it and have it!!!
                                            • Apr 2002
                                            • 30767
                                            #311
                                            "If it wasn't for pick-pockets and frisking at airports I'd have no sex life at all."
                                            Rodney Dangerfield
                                            MySweetEbony

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                                              • bvds
                                                www.fuckingeverywhere.com
                                                • Feb 2004
                                                • 25085
                                                #312
                                                "Sex is one of the most wholesome, beautiful and natural experiences that money can buy."
                                                Steve Martin.
                                                Sex is the question, yes is always the answer .... fucking everywhere you go!

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                                                  • Firehorse
                                                    Desire it and have it!!!
                                                    • Apr 2002
                                                    • 30767
                                                    #313
                                                    "When I'm good I'm very, very good but when I'm bad I'm better."
                                                    Mae West.
                                                    MySweetEbony

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                                                      • bvds
                                                        www.fuckingeverywhere.com
                                                        • Feb 2004
                                                        • 25085
                                                        #314
                                                        An escaped convict broke into a house and tied up a young couple who had been sleeping in the bedroom. As soon as he had a chance, the husband turned to his voluptuous young wife, bound-up on the bed in a skimpy nightgown, and whispered,
                                                        "Honey, this guy hasn't seen a woman in years. Just cooperate with anything he wants. If he wants to have sex with you, just go along with it and pretend you like it. Our lives depend on it!"
                                                        "Dear," the wife hissed, spitting out her gag, "I'm so relieved you feel that way, because he just told me he thinks you have a nice, tight butt!"
                                                        Sex is the question, yes is always the answer .... fucking everywhere you go!

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                                                          • Firehorse
                                                            Desire it and have it!!!
                                                            • Apr 2002
                                                            • 30767
                                                            #315
                                                            "I think people should be free to engage in any sexual practices they choose; they should draw the line at goats though."
                                                            Elton John.
                                                            MySweetEbony

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                                                              • bvds
                                                                www.fuckingeverywhere.com
                                                                • Feb 2004
                                                                • 25085
                                                                #316
                                                                A couple were having financial problems until finally they couldn't stand it any more. The husband said to his wife that is was necessary for her to make some money through prostitution to get by.
                                                                So the husband drove her to the place where she had to do the job and in the evening he picked her up again.
                                                                "So, how much have you earned today?" the husband asked.
                                                                "Well", the woman responded, "I've made one hundred dollars and fifty cents."
                                                                "That's strange", the husband responded, "who gave you the fifty cents?"
                                                                Said the woman: "All of them, of course!"
                                                                Sex is the question, yes is always the answer .... fucking everywhere you go!

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                                                                  • spideriux
                                                                    Registered User
                                                                    • Feb 2005
                                                                    • 17227
                                                                    #317
                                                                    wow cool contest ;)
                                                                    FreeOnes

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                                                                      • bvds
                                                                        www.fuckingeverywhere.com
                                                                        • Feb 2004
                                                                        • 25085
                                                                        #318
                                                                        Originally posted by spideriux
                                                                        wow cool contest ;)
                                                                        I agree...help me bump it
                                                                        Sex is the question, yes is always the answer .... fucking everywhere you go!

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                                                                          • Firehorse
                                                                            Desire it and have it!!!
                                                                            • Apr 2002
                                                                            • 30767
                                                                            #319
                                                                            "My wife is a sex object. Evertime I ask for sex, she objects."
                                                                            Les Dawson
                                                                            MySweetEbony

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                                                                              • bvds
                                                                                www.fuckingeverywhere.com
                                                                                • Feb 2004
                                                                                • 25085
                                                                                #320
                                                                                A man who just got a raise decides to buy a new scope for his rifle. He goes to a rifle shop, and asks the clerk to show him a scope.
                                                                                The clerk takes out a scope, and says to the man, "This scope is so good, you can see my house all the way up on that hill."
                                                                                The man takes a look through the scope, and starts laughing.
                                                                                "What's so funny?" asks the clerk.
                                                                                "I see a naked man and a naked woman running around in the house." the man replies.
                                                                                The clerk grabs the scope from the man, and looks at his house. Then he hands two bullets to the man and says, "Here are two bullets, I'll give you this scope for nothing if you take these two bullets, shoot my wife's head off and shoot the guy's dick off."
                                                                                The man takes another look through the scope and says, "You know what? I think I can do that with one shot!"
                                                                                Sex is the question, yes is always the answer .... fucking everywhere you go!

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                                                                                  • Firehorse
                                                                                    Desire it and have it!!!
                                                                                    • Apr 2002
                                                                                    • 30767
                                                                                    #321
                                                                                    "I'm such a good lover because I practice a lot on my own."
                                                                                    Woody Allen
                                                                                    MySweetEbony

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                                                                                      • bvds
                                                                                        www.fuckingeverywhere.com
                                                                                        • Feb 2004
                                                                                        • 25085
                                                                                        #322
                                                                                        Steve is shopping for a new motorcycle. He finally finds one for a great price, but it's missing a seal, so whenever it rains he has to smear vaseline over the spot where the seal should be.
                                                                                        Anyway, his girlfriend is having him over for dinner to meet her parents. He drives his new bike to her house, where she is outside waiting for him.
                                                                                        "No matter what happens at dinner tonight, don't say a word." She tells him, "Our family had a fight a while ago about doing dishes. We haven't done any since, but the first person to speak at dinner has to do them."
                                                                                        Steve sits down for dinner and it is just how she described it. Dishes are piled up to the ceiling in the kitchen, and nobody is saying a word. So Steve decides to have a little fun. He grabs his girlfriend, throws her on the table and has sex with her in front of her parents.
                                                                                        His girlfriend is a little flustered, her dad is obviously livid, and her mom horrified when he sits back down, but no one says a word. A few minutes later he grabs her mom, throws her on the table and does a repeat performance. Now his girlfriend is furious, her dad is boiling, and her mother is a little happier.
                                                                                        But still there is complete silence at the table. All of a sudden there is a loud clap of thunder, and it starts to rain. Steve remembers his motorcycle. He jumps up and grabs his jar of vaseline.
                                                                                        Upon witnessing this, his girlfriend's father backs away from the table and screams, "OKAY, ENOUGH ALREADY, I'LL DO THE FUCKING DISHES"
                                                                                        Sex is the question, yes is always the answer .... fucking everywhere you go!

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                                                                                          • Firehorse
                                                                                            Desire it and have it!!!
                                                                                            • Apr 2002
                                                                                            • 30767
                                                                                            #323
                                                                                            "The Love Bird is 100% faithful to his mate, as long as they are locked together in the same cage."
                                                                                            Will Cuppy
                                                                                            MySweetEbony

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                                                                                              • Firehorse
                                                                                                Desire it and have it!!!
                                                                                                • Apr 2002
                                                                                                • 30767
                                                                                                #324
                                                                                                "Bisexuality doubles your chances of a date on a Saturday night."
                                                                                                Woody Allen
                                                                                                MySweetEbony

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                                                                                                  • bvds
                                                                                                    www.fuckingeverywhere.com
                                                                                                    • Feb 2004
                                                                                                    • 25085
                                                                                                    #325
                                                                                                    A man decided to have a face lift for his birthday. He spends $5,000 and feels really good about the result. On his way home he stops at a newsstand and buys a paper.
                                                                                                    Before leaving he says to the sales clerk, "I hope you don't mind me asking, but how old do you think I am?"
                                                                                                    "About 35," was the reply.
                                                                                                    "I'm actually 47," the man says happily.
                                                                                                    A little while later he goes to McDonald's for lunch and asks the order taker the same question, to which the reply is, "I'd guess that you're 29?"
                                                                                                    "Nope, I am actually 47." He's starting to feel really good about himself.
                                                                                                    While standing at the bus stop he asks an old woman the same question.
                                                                                                    She replies, "I am 85 years old and my eyesight is going. But when I was young there was a sure way of telling a man's age. If I put my hand down your pants and play with your penis for ten minutes I will be able to tell your exact age."
                                                                                                    As there was no one else around the man thought what the hell and let her slip her hand down his pants.
                                                                                                    Ten minutes later the old lady says, "OK, it's done. You are 47,"
                                                                                                    Stunned the man says, "That was brilliant! How did you do that?"
                                                                                                    The old lady replies, "I was behind you in McDonald's".
                                                                                                    Sex is the question, yes is always the answer .... fucking everywhere you go!

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                                                                                                      • Firehorse
                                                                                                        Desire it and have it!!!
                                                                                                        • Apr 2002
                                                                                                        • 30767
                                                                                                        #326
                                                                                                        "My best birth control now is to leave the lights on."
                                                                                                        Joan Rivers
                                                                                                        MySweetEbony

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                                                                                                          • bvds
                                                                                                            www.fuckingeverywhere.com
                                                                                                            • Feb 2004
                                                                                                            • 25085
                                                                                                            #327
                                                                                                            A man is in a hotel lobby. He wants to ask the clerk a question. As he turns to go to the front desk, he accidentally bumps into a woman beside him and as he does, his elbow goes into her breast.
                                                                                                            They are both quite startled. The man turns to her and says, "Ma'am, if your heart is as soft as your breast, I know you'll forgive me."
                                                                                                            She replies, "If your penis is as hard as your elbow, I'm in room 436."
                                                                                                            Sex is the question, yes is always the answer .... fucking everywhere you go!

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                                                                                                              • Firehorse
                                                                                                                Desire it and have it!!!
                                                                                                                • Apr 2002
                                                                                                                • 30767
                                                                                                                #328
                                                                                                                "My best birth control now is to leave the lights on."
                                                                                                                Joan Rivers
                                                                                                                MySweetEbony

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                                                                                                                  • bvds
                                                                                                                    www.fuckingeverywhere.com
                                                                                                                    • Feb 2004
                                                                                                                    • 25085
                                                                                                                    #329
                                                                                                                    Two older men are sitting on a park bench talking and one of them asks the other about his sex life. The man answers that he has an excellent sex life and is still very active.
                                                                                                                    The other man confesses that his sexual appetite has greatly diminished with old age so he asks the other man if he has any secrets for staying sexually vital.
                                                                                                                    "Well," answered the man, "I eat rye bread everyday. That is my secret. If you just eat rye bread, your sex life will improve dramatically."
                                                                                                                    The other man decides to follow this advice and finds a bakery nearby. He tells the clerk behind the counter that he wants all of the loaves of rye bread that they have in stock.
                                                                                                                    The clerk then asks the man, "do you want whole loaves or do you want us to slice them?"
                                                                                                                    The man looks puzzled and asks the clerk, "what is the difference?"
                                                                                                                    The clerk responds, "Well when it's sliced, it gets harder faster."
                                                                                                                    To which the man responded, "How come everyone knew about this but me?"
                                                                                                                    Sex is the question, yes is always the answer .... fucking everywhere you go!

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                                                                                                                      • Firehorse
                                                                                                                        Desire it and have it!!!
                                                                                                                        • Apr 2002
                                                                                                                        • 30767
                                                                                                                        #330
                                                                                                                        "It's not true that I had nothing on. I had the radio on."
                                                                                                                        Marylyn Munroe.
                                                                                                                        MySweetEbony

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                                                                                                                          • bvds
                                                                                                                            www.fuckingeverywhere.com
                                                                                                                            • Feb 2004
                                                                                                                            • 25085
                                                                                                                            #331
                                                                                                                            A man and his wife are returning from holiday, while on holiday they decided to buy themselves some pets, he bought a snake while the woman got a skunk.
                                                                                                                            As they are passing through airport control they notice a sign which says
                                                                                                                            "NO ANIMALS WILL BE ALLOWED THROUGH QUARANTINE"
                                                                                                                            Slightly distressed the woman turns to her husband and asks what they should do. After thinking hard for 5 minutes the man come up with a plan
                                                                                                                            "what I'll do is tie the snake around my waist and try to pretend that it's a snake skin belt"
                                                                                                                            "Yes" the woman replies "but what about the skunk?"
                                                                                                                            "I don't know, you'll just have to hide it up your skirt"
                                                                                                                            "but what about the smell?" the woman asks.
                                                                                                                            To which the man replies "Look, if it dies it dies!"
                                                                                                                            Sex is the question, yes is always the answer .... fucking everywhere you go!

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                                                                                                                              • Firehorse
                                                                                                                                Desire it and have it!!!
                                                                                                                                • Apr 2002
                                                                                                                                • 30767
                                                                                                                                #332
                                                                                                                                "Oh Lord give me chastity, but do not give it yet."
                                                                                                                                St Augustine
                                                                                                                                MySweetEbony

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                                                                                                                                  • Firehorse
                                                                                                                                    Desire it and have it!!!
                                                                                                                                    • Apr 2002
                                                                                                                                    • 30767
                                                                                                                                    #333
                                                                                                                                    "The majority of husbands remind me of an orangutang trying to play the violin."
                                                                                                                                    Honore de Balzac
                                                                                                                                    MySweetEbony

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                                                                                                                                      • bvds
                                                                                                                                        www.fuckingeverywhere.com
                                                                                                                                        • Feb 2004
                                                                                                                                        • 25085
                                                                                                                                        #334
                                                                                                                                        A woman walks into a drugstore and asks the pharmacist if he sells size extra large condoms.
                                                                                                                                        He replies, "Yes we do. Would you like to buy some?"
                                                                                                                                        She responds, "No, but do you mind if I wait around here until someone does?
                                                                                                                                        Sex is the question, yes is always the answer .... fucking everywhere you go!

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                                                                                                                                          • Firehorse
                                                                                                                                            Desire it and have it!!!
                                                                                                                                            • Apr 2002
                                                                                                                                            • 30767
                                                                                                                                            #335
                                                                                                                                            "I'm glad I'm not bisexual. I couldn't stand being rejected by men as well as women."
                                                                                                                                            Bernard Manning.
                                                                                                                                            MySweetEbony

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                                                                                                                                              • bvds
                                                                                                                                                www.fuckingeverywhere.com
                                                                                                                                                • Feb 2004
                                                                                                                                                • 25085
                                                                                                                                                #336
                                                                                                                                                It was a nice sunny day when three men were walking down a country road, when they saw a bush with a pig's ass popping out.
                                                                                                                                                The first man says, "I wish that was Demi Moore's Ass"
                                                                                                                                                The second man says, "I wish that was Pamela Anderson's Ass."
                                                                                                                                                Then the third man says, "I wish it was dark."
                                                                                                                                                Sex is the question, yes is always the answer .... fucking everywhere you go!

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                                                                                                                                                  • Firehorse
                                                                                                                                                    Desire it and have it!!!
                                                                                                                                                    • Apr 2002
                                                                                                                                                    • 30767
                                                                                                                                                    #337
                                                                                                                                                    "I chased a girl for two years only to discover that her tastes were exactly like mine: We were both crazy about girls."
                                                                                                                                                    Groucho Marx
                                                                                                                                                    MySweetEbony

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                                                                                                                                                      • Bigfuck
                                                                                                                                                        Confirmed User
                                                                                                                                                        • Mar 2004
                                                                                                                                                        • 4961
                                                                                                                                                        #338
                                                                                                                                                        So there is still a chance for me getting that chopper

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                                                                                                                                                          • rick-e
                                                                                                                                                            Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                                                                                                            • Nov 2005
                                                                                                                                                            • 19935
                                                                                                                                                            #339
                                                                                                                                                            good jokes in here

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                                                                                                                                                              • bvds
                                                                                                                                                                www.fuckingeverywhere.com
                                                                                                                                                                • Feb 2004
                                                                                                                                                                • 25085
                                                                                                                                                                #340
                                                                                                                                                                Originally posted by Bigfuck
                                                                                                                                                                So there is still a chance for me getting that chopper
                                                                                                                                                                good luck and help with a few bumps
                                                                                                                                                                Sex is the question, yes is always the answer .... fucking everywhere you go!

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                                                                                                                                                                  • rick-e
                                                                                                                                                                    Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                                                                                                                    • Nov 2005
                                                                                                                                                                    • 19935
                                                                                                                                                                    #341
                                                                                                                                                                    lets finish this today

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                                                                                                                                                                      • Bigfuck
                                                                                                                                                                        Confirmed User
                                                                                                                                                                        • Mar 2004
                                                                                                                                                                        • 4961
                                                                                                                                                                        #342
                                                                                                                                                                        1oo more and the snipers are coming in steeling it

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                                                                                                                                                                          • Firehorse
                                                                                                                                                                            Desire it and have it!!!
                                                                                                                                                                            • Apr 2002
                                                                                                                                                                            • 30767
                                                                                                                                                                            #343
                                                                                                                                                                            I am around for a while
                                                                                                                                                                            MySweetEbony

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                                                                                                                                                                              • Bigfuck
                                                                                                                                                                                Confirmed User
                                                                                                                                                                                • Mar 2004
                                                                                                                                                                                • 4961
                                                                                                                                                                                #344
                                                                                                                                                                                me to, have some work to finish up today

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                                                                                                                                                                                  • bvds
                                                                                                                                                                                    www.fuckingeverywhere.com
                                                                                                                                                                                    • Feb 2004
                                                                                                                                                                                    • 25085
                                                                                                                                                                                    #345
                                                                                                                                                                                    A masked man goes into a sperm bank, points a gun at the woman behind the counter, and says, "Open the safe."
                                                                                                                                                                                    She says, "This isn't a real bank, it's a sperm bank."
                                                                                                                                                                                    He says, "Open the safe or I'll shoot."
                                                                                                                                                                                    She opens the safe, and he says, "Now take one of the bottles and drink it."
                                                                                                                                                                                    After she opens the bottle and drinks it, he takes off his mask and the woman realizes the robber is her husband.
                                                                                                                                                                                    He says, "Now you see? It's not so difficult, is it?"
                                                                                                                                                                                    Sex is the question, yes is always the answer .... fucking everywhere you go!

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                                                                                                                                                                                      • Marshal
                                                                                                                                                                                        Biz Dev and SEO
                                                                                                                                                                                        • Jun 2005
                                                                                                                                                                                        • 15226
                                                                                                                                                                                        #346
                                                                                                                                                                                        one more bump for 1k!
                                                                                                                                                                                        ---
                                                                                                                                                                                        Busy ranking websites on Google...

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                                                                                                                                                                                          • Firehorse
                                                                                                                                                                                            Desire it and have it!!!
                                                                                                                                                                                            • Apr 2002
                                                                                                                                                                                            • 30767
                                                                                                                                                                                            #347
                                                                                                                                                                                            "She said he proposed something on their wedding night that even her own brother wouldn't have suggested."
                                                                                                                                                                                            James Thurber
                                                                                                                                                                                            MySweetEbony

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                                                                                                                                                                                              • bvds
                                                                                                                                                                                                www.fuckingeverywhere.com
                                                                                                                                                                                                • Feb 2004
                                                                                                                                                                                                • 25085
                                                                                                                                                                                                #348
                                                                                                                                                                                                This woman is driving into a small town and slams on the brakes as a coyote runs across the road in front of her. Just as she regains her wits and gets ready to proceed, a cowboy runs right in front of her and catches the coyote by the hind legs and starts screwing it.
                                                                                                                                                                                                "Oh my God!" she exclaims and drives into town to find the local law. She sees the local sheriff's car parked in front of the town bar.
                                                                                                                                                                                                "It figures," she says as she storms inside.
                                                                                                                                                                                                The first thing she notices is an old, old man with a long white beard sitting in the corner jacking-off. She runs up to the sheriff who's sitting at the bar with his drink.
                                                                                                                                                                                                "What kind of sick town are you running here? I drive into town and almost run over some cowboy sodomizing an animal.... and then ...I come in here ...and see this old man in the corner jacking-off right in public!"
                                                                                                                                                                                                "Well, ma'am," the sheriff slowly replies, "you don't expect him to catch a coyote at his age, do ya?"
                                                                                                                                                                                                Sex is the question, yes is always the answer .... fucking everywhere you go!

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                                                                                                                                                                                                  • Firehorse
                                                                                                                                                                                                    Desire it and have it!!!
                                                                                                                                                                                                    • Apr 2002
                                                                                                                                                                                                    • 30767
                                                                                                                                                                                                    #349
                                                                                                                                                                                                    "My mother was like a sister to me, only we didn't have sex quite so often."
                                                                                                                                                                                                    Emo Philips.
                                                                                                                                                                                                    MySweetEbony

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                                                                                                                                                                                                      • bvds
                                                                                                                                                                                                        www.fuckingeverywhere.com
                                                                                                                                                                                                        • Feb 2004
                                                                                                                                                                                                        • 25085
                                                                                                                                                                                                        #350
                                                                                                                                                                                                        A guy and his manager go down to the docks. The manager is betting every docker he sees that his guy can make love to 100 women in a row, without pausing, and satisfy them all.
                                                                                                                                                                                                        Bets are made, and they agree that they'll meet the next day. The next day, 100 women are lined up along the dock . The guy drops his pants and starts.
                                                                                                                                                                                                        True to his word, he moves from one to the next, satisfying each one without pausing: 1.. 2.. 3.. on and on he goes: 49.. 50.. 51.. He slows down somewhat: 83.... 84.... 85.... but he is still moving from one to the next, and the women are still satisfied: 97............ 98............. 99.............
                                                                                                                                                                                                        ...and before he can get to the last woman, he has a heart attack and dies.
                                                                                                                                                                                                        The manager scratches his head in puzzlement and says, "I don't understand it! It went perfectly well at practice this morning!"
                                                                                                                                                                                                        Sex is the question, yes is always the answer .... fucking everywhere you go!

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