The internet gold rush has peaked. The next gold rush will be personal energy.

i got mad methane for sale if you want it

awesome thanks for your input...

yup, that seems like the next big thing

welcome to the seventies

You mean like windmills?

It seems every decade there is a fad toward renewable engeries in fear and preperation of an enivitable colapse of the oil industry.

Who wants to buy some of my personal energy?

I've spent years developing this device, and it is now fully functional and almost ready for widespread distribution and use! The energy derived is cheap, it?s clean, and best of all it?s CHEAP (did I mention it?s cheap?) After thousands of hours toiling, thousands of dollars invested, my machine is now nearly ready for the world?

Introducing the Cat-o-Wheel, your personal portable generator!


*click the image for a video of the device in action*

This ingenious device will serve two main purposes:

1. It contains the feline fleshbag behind a plexiglas shield (not shown), effectively incarcerating it for life in a secured container. In doing so, it will never be able to claw another human being, steal valuable resources, or participate in the upcoming revolution in which cats will kill untold amounts of humans.

2. It will provide a cheap source of power to third world nations. By picking up cats on the street (or hell, stealing them from pet owners) and putting them to work in the device, you help clean up the stray trash and are rewarded with clean, cheap energy with essentially no pollutants or harmful byproducts.


Finally, there is an additional benefit that accompanies point 2. When the cat is no longer able to continue working or otherwise ceases to live, the cat can be used as a food source to feed the starving. No part of the feline fleshbag will go unused, just as God intended.

I apologize in advance, but I'm going to have to take what the guy who claims that two planes filled ear to ear with thermite flew into the WTC on 9/11 says with a grain of salt.

No, like thermite. :-/