Who wrote the bible?

50 crazy christians

The Crocodile Hunter wrote the bible.

the history of the bible is very easy to reseach. start with this book . . you'll get a basic undestanding of where to research . . the infornation is available

answer: money and blow jobs

one of the English kings that had a bible compiled and made the official bible for his new religion in England . . remember Catholics do NOT read the bible . . you don't have google?

I've decided to write my own...

1) First, god created man.
2) Second, god created woman.
3) Finally, god created porn, and it was good across the land.

Jesus is as real as Johnny Appleseed! Johnny is the one who planted all the trees you see around you.

I take back my "yo momma" post and stipulate that majority of what has been written is just fiction. Even history books; fiction loosely based on an event observed by an individual = fiction.

I'm sure everyone here can tell a story about how they witnessed something, asked the person next to them if they saw the same thing and eventually two separate stories were born.

some dude who wanted to molest little kids.
my money is on Micheal Jackson.

You will not find one historian who disputes the existance of Jesus. It is ignorance to claim that the people, places and general events of the Bible are fictional.

I'm not christian.

Got any good urls were I can read more on this? Specifically about the land and money etc

LOL, yes probably so. And lets not forget that age old corrupter - power.

wow this one is good. but the only thing i disagree is bout the gospel from mary magdalene. watch "The True Story of Da Vinci Code" and you'l find out everything written in the book of Mr. Brown were all lies and has no factual basis.

damn! i think this thread will cause a terrible battle for everyone's belief and religions I totally disagree that we should have comparison or anything said against to anybodies religion. let us live in peace and give respects cause everything we said bout others religion reflects to our personality and shows how we lacked or are serious with our faith.

and, as irony would have it.. biographies and historical accounts show that he loved other men and was either gay or at least bisexual...

The first Pope.

Sorry but your quite wrong there. Although Dan Browns story is fictional there are many elements of his story that are based in fact.

two things i dont touch!!!!! religon and poitics

Your pornographers, & now you have a religious conscious all of a sudden.. face it, you're going to hell..

Karl Max or Adolf Hitler

" the Roman Catholic Church property alone in America is valued at $837,271,000!"
- http://www.infidels.org/library/hist...n_america.html




"Now let me read something out of THE VATICAN BILLIONS by Avro Manhattan, and I think you're going to get as mad as I am right now. I want to bring to your attention the fact that this information was published 10 years ago, and the figures are probably even more startling today.

"The Vatican has large investments with the Rothschilds of Britain, France and America, with the Hambros Bank, with the Credit Suisse in London and Zurich. In the United States it has large investments with the Morgan Bank, the Chase-Manhattan Bank, the First National Bank of New York, the Bankers Trust Company, and others. The Vatican has billions of shares in the most powerful international corporations such as Gulf Oil, Shell, General Motors, Bethlehem Steel, General Electric, International Business Machines, T.W.A., etc. At a conservative estimate, these amount to more than 500 million dollars in the U.S.A. alone.

"In a statement published in connection with a bond prospectus, the Boston archdiocese listed its assets at Six Hundred and Thirty-five Million ($635,891,004), which is 9.9 times its liabilities. This leaves a net worth of Five Hundred and Seventy-one million dollars ($571,704,953). It is not difficult to discover the truly astonishing wealth of the church, once we add the riches of the twenty-eight archdioceses and 122 dioceses of the U.S.A., some of which are even wealthier than that of Boston.

"Some idea of the real estate and other forms of wealth controlled by the Catholic church may be gathered by the remark of a member of the New York Catholic Conference, namely 'that his church probably ranks second only to the United States Government in total annual purchase.' Another statement, made by a nationally syndicated Catholic priest, perhaps is even more telling. 'The Catholic church,' he said, 'must be the biggest corporation in the United States. We have a branch office in every neighborhood. Our assets and real estate holdings must exceed those of Standard Oil, A.T.&T., and U.S. Steel combined. And our roster of dues-paying members must be second only to the tax rolls of the United States Government.'

"The Catholic church, once all her assets have been put together, is the most formidable stockbroker in the world. The Vatican, independently of each successive pope, has been increasingly orientated towards the U.S. The Wall Street Journal said that the Vatican's financial deals in the U.S. alone were so big that very often it sold or bought gold in lots of a million or more dollars at one time.

"The Vatican's treasure of solid gold has been estimated by the United Nations World Magazine to amount to several billion dollars. A large bulk of this is stored in gold ingots with the U.S. Federal Reserve Bank, while banks in England and Switzerland hold the rest. But this is just a small portion of the wealth of the Vatican, which in the U.S. alone, is greater than that of the five wealthiest giant corporations of the country. When to that is added all the real estate, property, stocks and shares abroad, then the staggering accumulation of the wealth of the Catholic church becomes so formidable as to defy any rational assessment.

"The Catholic church is the biggest financial power, wealth accumulator and property owner in existence. She is a greater possessor of material riches than any other single institution, corporation, bank, giant trust, government or state of the whole globe. The pope, as the visible ruler of this immense amassment of wealth, is consequently the richest individual of the twentieth century. No one can realistically assess how much he is worth in terms of billions of dollars."

- http://www.chick.com/reading/books/153/153_10.asp

well christanity is a homosexual death cult isn't it?

with me it's three things . . i won't touch dicks either

thanks for the spilled soda I snorted out my nose onto my keyboard..

Kitty, what i dont understand is how can you study fiction??

I agree. Now, can you tell those guys on bikes to stop knocking on my door?

I heard once william shakespear

Thanks for the links Kitty

Check out this link http://jmm.aaa.net.au/articles/16261.htm

Interesting stuff

Yes i have pdf version of king james bible.

The only question I have now - How do I go about starting a religion? $$$

LOL, simple .......just make everyone belive that you are the second comming of The Messia - grow a beard, perform a few miracles, walk around looking all serene and mystical and before you know it you'll have your very own religious franchise

moby dick did, of course....you know, in his past life before he was .......
who is moby dick? did he write those old dick and jane books? no
no that was spot, i think........

Wow..! talk about a throwback..

As soon as I read 'dick and jane', all sorts of grade school memories started poppin up..