Nancy Pelosi is a saint
> > Nancy Pelosi is now a Saint....CAN YOU BELIEVE THIS ?
> >
> >
> > On a Saturday afternoon, in Washington, D. C., House
> > Speaker Nancy Pelosi's aide visited the Cardinal of the
> > Catholic cathedral.
> >
> > He told the Cardinal that Nancy Pelosi would be attending
> > the next day's sermon, and he asked if the Cardinal
> > would kindly point out Pelosi to the congregation and say a
> > few words that would include calling Pelosi a saint.
> >
> > The Cardinal replied, "No. I don't really like the
> > woman, and there
> > are issues of conflict with the Catholic Church over
> > certain of Pelosi's views." Pelosi's
> > aide then said, "Look. I'll write a check here
> > and now for a donation of $100,000 to your church if
> > you'll just tell the
> > congregation you see Pelosi as a saint."
> >
> > The Cardinal thought about it and said, "Well, the
> > church can use the money, so I'll work your request
> > into tomorrow's sermon." As Pelosi's
> > aide promised, House Speaker Pelosi appeared for the Sunday
> > sermon and seated herself prominently at the edge of the
> > main aisle.
> >
> > And, during the sermon, as promised, the Cardinal pointed
> > out that House Speaker Pelosi was present.
> >
> > Then the Cardinal went on to explain to the congregation --
> > "While Speaker Pelosi's presence is probably an
> > honor to some, she is not my favorite person. Some of her
> > views are contrary to those of the church, and she tends
> > to flip-flop on many other views. Nancy Pelosi is a
> > petty, self-absorbed hypocrite, a thumb sucker, and a
> > nit-wit. Nancy Pelosi is also a serial liar, a cheat, and
> > a thief.
> >
> > Nancy Pelosi is the worst example of a Catholic I have ever
> > personally witnessed.
> >
> > She married for money and is using it to lie to the
> > American people. She also has a reputation for shirking
> > her Representative obligations both in Washington , and in
> > California . She simply is not to be trusted."
> >
> > The Cardinal completed his view of Pelosi with, "But,
> > when compared to Senators Ted Kennedy, Harry Reid, and
> > John Kerry, House Speaker Pelosi is a saint."
