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  • PlayaPlaya
    Confirmed User
    • Jul 2001
    • 191

    #1

    fucked up, but insanely funny =)

    This is some fucked up shit to happen to some1 but its just soooooooo funny.
    http://dailynews.yahoo.com/h/nm/2002.../flush_dc.html

    =D

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  • One Post Wonder
    Registered User
    • Jan 2002
    • 12

    #2
    Aaaahahaha, I heard that in the car earlier. I'm sure that if she didn't have such a fat sweaty ass, she wouldn't have been stuck to the seat.

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    • [Labret]
      Registered User
      • May 2001
      • 10945

      #3

      I wonder if she ended up with a giant hicky on her ass and dirty bits with that much suction.

      Who flushes while they sit anyway? I have to investigate and admire my work when I am done.

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      • eRock
        Confirmed User
        • Apr 2001
        • 3112

        #4
        Oh man! That's hilarious!
        Gives new meaning to a "Royal Flush"...

        [This message has been edited by eRock (edited 01-22-2002).]
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        • PlayaPlaya
          Confirmed User
          • Jul 2001
          • 191

          #5
          they said "she was stuck in there for quite some time". The flight from scandanavia to the US is a very long flight, i'm just wondering how long after take off she went in there lol

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          • kush
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            • Feb 2001
            • 3382

            #6
            At least she had some privacy

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            • Brian911
              Confirmed User
              • Dec 2001
              • 654

              #7
              yep yep, dont trust those << high-pressure vacuum >> things

              funny shit

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              • assmaster
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                • Jan 2002
                • 66

                #8
                thats priceless. I'm sure she felt bad that people had to help her on the plane. Now the whole world knows about the incident.

                he he.
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                • eRock
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                  • Apr 2001
                  • 3112

                  #9
                  They should've called you Assmaster...after all...you are the assmaster...
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                  • Sleepy
                    Confirmed User
                    • Nov 2001
                    • 679

                    #10
                    I think it was last year some guy in New York got his dick stuck in a vacume cleaner. He had one of those central cleaning systems and tried to fuck it, got stuck, and couldnt reach the console to turn it off. Holy shit did I laugh at that dudes expense

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                    • Fletch XXX
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                      • Jan 2002
                      • 60840

                      #11
                      Not to mention that cleaning liquid shit in the bowl, isnt it blue? Smurf Ass.

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                      • baddog
                        So Fucking Banned
                        • Apr 2001
                        • 107089

                        #12
                        I can see it now, the vacuum causing an undo stress on the system, and an o-ring breaks causing the aircraft to explode in mid-air, then you would really see the shit fly.

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                        • mattemus
                          Confirmed User
                          • Jan 2002
                          • 135

                          #13
                          hehe, that must have been weird, ass stuck to toilet ;D

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                          • kmanrox
                            aka K-Man
                            • Oct 2001
                            • 29295

                            #14
                            maybe if the fat whore would have laid off the fucking twinkies her ceelulite would not have been of significant girth to plug the whole fucking toilet opening...

                            fat people make me sick, for christ fucking sake TAKE CARE of yourself, nobody wants to see your disgusting flab you lazy wench!!!!

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                            • assmaster
                              Registered User
                              • Jan 2002
                              • 66

                              #15
                              Originally posted by eRock:
                              They should've called you Assmaster...after all...you are the assmaster...

                              What are you saying eRock?
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                              • eRock
                                Confirmed User
                                • Apr 2001
                                • 3112

                                #16
                                Originally posted by assmaster:

                                What are you saying eRock?
                                Ahhh...it made much more sense when I was typin' it earlier...

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                                • assmaster
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                                  • Jan 2002
                                  • 66

                                  #17
                                  ah ok.
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                                  • danevans
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                                    • Jun 2001
                                    • 1295

                                    #18
                                    Well, at least she had no need to go to the bathroom for a month or so

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                                    • tenletters
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                                      • Jan 2001
                                      • 2079

                                      #19
                                      I can just picture a 747 flying overhead with some stretched out coochie lips flapping under the belly of the plane.
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