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  • Big_D
    CRAZY MOFUKKA
    • Jun 2006
    • 3296

    #1

    Looking for a pet monkey

    Well, I am in Thailand and I have decided I want a pet monkey rather than a dog or cat. If anyone knows where i can get one let me know. Thanks everyone.
  • sickkittens
    I am a meat popsicle.
    • Jul 2002
    • 25100

    #2
    Ask this guy...he know's.


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    • Big_D
      CRAZY MOFUKKA
      • Jun 2006
      • 3296

      #3
      lmao, i should have expected a fair amount of pervertedness posting this question here, but in all actuality im being serious....

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      • =^..^=
        Confirmed User
        • Jan 2002
        • 6935

        #4
        do u know how much work goes into having a pet monkey??
        I looked into it a lot when one guy i was dating was talking about getting one..

        they are just like having a 3 year old kid who NEVER grows up.. they have to wear diapers indoors until you can train them - and some never learn...
        in reality it is like having a ADD spastic child on crack

        CAREFULLY consider that you won't be able to take this monkey with you 99.9% of places u travel... and WHO will monkey sit for u when u need to travel anywhere

        find some people who HAVE a monkey and ask them, join some sites for monkey owners and get the real word..

        PLEASE dont buy a mokey as a "CUTE" idea.. thailand and other asian countires are already covered in once "pets" now abondoned into the streets after their owners realized how fucked up they are for pets.
        #RememberYourRoots #AaronMForGFYHOF

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        • notabook
          Confirmed User
          • Apr 2006
          • 9748

          #5
          A monkey once attacked me when I was a kid, bit part of my ear off. It was my fault because I kept shooting it with a rubber band gun lol. It was my neighbors, they do make a nice pet as long as you have patience with them. Sometimes they do not get along well with other pets though, they can be quite mean when they wanna.

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          • Big_D
            CRAZY MOFUKKA
            • Jun 2006
            • 3296

            #6
            I have done the research on them and I know what it entails....Not worried about that, its not just a cute idea its something I have been wanting to do for a while. Just couldnt in the states, always way too much money

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            • Spunky
              I need a beer
              • Jun 2002
              • 133978

              #7
              They take a massive amount of time and energy and need a lot of room..don't get a spyder monkey..they are insane and will drive you there as well

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              • reynold
                Too lazy to set a custom title
                • Oct 2002
                • 51271

                #8
                Try visiting Thailand's local public markets; maybe locals still sell those cratures there.

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                • Violetta
                  Affiliate
                  • Jul 2004
                  • 28735

                  #9
                  ask pippi longstockings!
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                  • Scootermuze
                    Confirmed User
                    • Dec 2001
                    • 4513

                    #10
                    I bought a squirrel monkey from a pet store back in the 60's..

                    Way too much trouble.. it stunk.. and the little bastard bit me.. then after about 2 weeks it died..

                    At the time I was too young & dumb to worry about it not being a domesticated animal..

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                    • squishypimp
                      PostMaster General
                      • Aug 2006
                      • 10781

                      #11
                      or better yet get a rhino!

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                      • E$_manager
                        Too lazy to set a custom title
                        • Apr 2006
                        • 13557

                        #12
                        are you sure? You will get tired of it very soon and your appartment may be seriously damaged.
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                        • sickkittens
                          I am a meat popsicle.
                          • Jul 2002
                          • 25100

                          #13
                          Originally posted by Big_D
                          I have done the research on them and I know what it entails....Not worried about that, its not just a cute idea its something I have been wanting to do for a while. Just couldnt in the states, always way too much money
                          No offense, but if you've done alot of research, wouldn't you know where to find one?

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                          • sniperwolf
                            Too lazy to set a custom title
                            • Mar 2005
                            • 17743

                            #14
                            We used to have a monkey at home when my Uncle asked us to look after it..
                            it's cool but somewhat alarming..
                            ~Accepting design works~

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                            • DeadFidel
                              Confirmed User
                              • Jul 2003
                              • 6764

                              #15
                              Originally posted by sickkittens
                              No offense, but if you've done alot of research, wouldn't you know where to find one?
                              Owned. Don't F--k with Sickkittens

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                              • DeadFidel
                                Confirmed User
                                • Jul 2003
                                • 6764

                                #16
                                Why do I find time to google on such a subject? You are so silly

                                Last edited by DeadFidel; 09-14-2006, 08:37 PM.

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                                • Spunky
                                  I need a beer
                                  • Jun 2002
                                  • 133978

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by reynold
                                  Try visiting Thailand's local public markets; maybe locals still sell those cratures there.
                                  So you're Asian? I figured as much

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                                  • Antonio
                                    Too lazy to set a custom title
                                    • Oct 2001
                                    • 14136

                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by notabook
                                    A monkey once attacked me when I was a kid, bit part of my ear off. It was my fault because I kept shooting it with a rubber band gun lol. It was my neighbors, they do make a nice pet as long as you have patience with them. Sometimes they do not get along well with other pets though, they can be quite mean when they wanna.
                                    a motherfuvking monkey bit my thumb when I was 5 years old, it happened at the zoo. It was a small monkey, all I wanted was to touch its nose, the beast thought I was feeding it

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                                    • E$_manager
                                      Too lazy to set a custom title
                                      • Apr 2006
                                      • 13557

                                      #19
                                      A friend of mine had a little monkey at home and it kissed her all the time. After some time we realized it liked her lipstick. Tasty.
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                                      • Z
                                        Vidi Vici Veni
                                        • Nov 2002
                                        • 6308

                                        #20
                                        Don't do it man...trust me.

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                                        • E$_manager
                                          Too lazy to set a custom title
                                          • Apr 2006
                                          • 13557

                                          #21
                                          may be you'd better take a tropical parrot? Cacadu for example.
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                                          • MyNameIsNobody
                                            Confirmed User
                                            • Dec 2005
                                            • 2947

                                            #22
                                            get something cool instead, like a panther.. then you can scare the crap outta people when it grows up.. if you manage to train it well enough not to eat you that is
                                            Last edited by MyNameIsNobody; 09-14-2006, 09:17 PM.

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                                            • rodney25
                                              Confirmed User
                                              • Jun 2005
                                              • 7090

                                              #23
                                              Originally posted by Cristie
                                              are you sure? You will get tired of it very soon and your appartment may be seriously damaged.
                                              Monkeys are noisy pets as well; especially if you have visitors in your house.


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